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I think tumblr glitched because all I see is a blank-

Oh.

Lmao.

I hope y'all like my new Syl fanart. (If you don't see anything it's because she doesn't want you to see her)

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I shall bring music :D

Moot party!!

idk how to do these so reblog and tag ur moots/besties :3

i’ll start

@boingodigitalart @gummygoatgalaxy @morbidravez @thewarnerssister @20thcls @weblena-for-life @r4wr-c0r3zz @alex31624 @cinabonsticks

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🤗 i dont like this emoji. this is not a hug to me. this is someone doing condescending jazz hands in my general direction when i am in need of affection. not comforting.

🫂 i love this emoji. this is a hug. we are hugging and its nice. and as a special bonus they appear to be my old friends from the msn messenger logo? very comforting.

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No one tells you that one day you will get older and look around and notice that 95% of ppl who own a dog should not own a dog

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i like being a lesbian and all, but holy shit, men are so cool. i hope all men reading this have a wonderful day.

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just born yesterday. me and my dumb fuck life

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okay, but like, I genuinely get so fucking pissed when I hear people saying stuff like "I hate men" out of nowhere, like, if you just went on a shit date or your boyfriend broke up with you, yeah, that makes sense, but like, just out of nowhere you say you want men to die, like, wtf? hey, uhh, what?

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"everybody hates me" factoid actually just a statistical error. The average person doesn't hate you, especially not your friends. You, a person who sits in your room experiencing self loathing every day, are an outlier adn should not have been counted.

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Oooohoho tasty looking methinks

@consumerofshorthomies fry sauce. proof it exists.

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ok but what if all the bald parts of a human grew hair and all the hairy parts of a human went bald

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1 do you know what fry sauce is?

2 please explain the omegaverse

1 Never heard of fry sauce. Whats it taste like.

2 Uhhhhhhh

The omegaverse is a genre of pornographic fiction. IIRC it has its roots in smutty fanfic.

You know the idea of “alpha wolves” and “beta wolves”? This was a theory proposed for wolf social hierarchy by a guy back in the 1970s. This idea was later disproved and the man himself said so. However, the idea entered popular culture and will likely remain a famous concept for decades.

Omegaverse is this theory, but instead applied to humans in a sexual context.

Alphas-the leaders. Tend to be aggressive and take charge.

Betas-the submissives.

Omegas-bottom tier of the social ladder.

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Lovely art

Palmer.

Fun fact: His scarf and socks were taken from my Druchii, Epsilon.

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aaah

ÄÁÅH

Whazzup

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Great idea: A nature documentary about the most scientifically accurate, realistic, and lovingly rendered dinosaurs, but it's narrated by just some guy who knows nothing about dinosaurs and is also really fucking high. Like just going

"Holy shit look at this guy. Fuck look at that fella. It's like a parrot with fingers. It could probably open a coke can. Look at him go."

Dinosaur: KAAA! :V

[moved to tears] "Holy shit you're so right little dude. No idea what you're saying but you're so right."

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Hi. On a scale of 5 Seconds Of Summer to SuperWhoLock, how sane are you?

i dont know whats superwholock sooooooooo

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hmm

dragonflies. haunting implications: