the-real-dragrace-stan

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Katya should stop tanning..how old is she again 200?

i want an episode of undercover boss where rupaul tries to pretend like he’s a contestant on drag race and he walks into the workroom wearing a dark wig and a pantsuit and is like ‘hey bitches my name is paulru i’m 21 years old i’m from akron ohio and i’m here to win’ or some shit and then he just assimilates with the regular cast as best he can 

[the-real-dragrace-stan]

Jinkx is that you darling?

I’m Gonna Win Y’all

[the-real-dragrace-stan]

Omg Lady Bunny..

Letting Asia kill butterflies like that is animal cruelty, you’ll be hearing from PETA soon bitch

We killed at least 10 bunnies for my last outfit

[the-real-dragrace-stan]

Cars: four wheels..if not probably broken. Desert: lots of sand. Dirty. Very hot and in the night cold. Post apocalyptic..well idk I'm just hoping I spelled the word right. Hope I could help #sharingmyknowledge

deciding to write a fic about something i know little to nothing about? my brand

[the-real-dragrace-stan]

Does she call you Mother Ru?

Hey Kitty Girl! I love that song, what inspired it?

Inspired by my daughter who is half cat

[the-real-dragrace-stan]

Bendela took his last money..

Buy One Stone on itunes

I’ll do no such thing

[the-real-dragrace-stan]

Don't be jealous of her boobies

Why did you let peppermint back for the S10 premier when she has B O O B S

We tried to pop her boobies with a pin but she was too quick.

[the-real-dragrace-stan]

How about chicken dinner

@the-real-trixie-mattel what the fuck happened while i was gone

[the-real-dragrace-stan]

And I thought you had a stroke..

rupaul cracking tf up because of miss vanjie is truly the only content i need in my live 

[the-real-dragrace-stan]

So much? But millenials eat so healthy..

Did you know that human blood is only 50 calories a pint…

[the-real-dragrace-stan]

Why you mad tho

I will let you drown

I will make you hurt

[the-real-dragrace-stan]

Still waiting for Alyssa to tell you to sit your ass down and shut the fuck up..

Halleloo I’m back again!

[the-real-dragrace-stan]

You can't just catch lesbians with a bear trap an expect them to be quiet..

Before I knew @the-real-rupaul I used to run through the wheat fields

[the-real-dragrace-stan]

Only if you were a millenial

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