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My pronouns are I/me/myself. He/him if you're lazy.

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i can't find any good references tho-

can someone help me out? i need to recreate Bobby's phone case for my costume (planning ahead) and i have a plain black phone case but how should i go about making it?

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can someone help me out? i need to recreate Bobby's phone case for my costume (planning ahead) and i have a plain black phone case but how should i go about making it?

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Crying out of one eye to minimize tears and maximize efficiency

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How would insys dating even work... like. Do I just take myself out to eat? What if I can't find a good time while we're both fronting? How do I even ask? Do dates in headspace count?

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i think i died and went to heaven...

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Look at this sensory nightmare carpet

I think I'll just learn to fly for now to forever avoid contact with this thing

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defending rafayel from misogynists online aint enough i need a bomb

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gay?

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y'all. i wish i was joking. but Caleb almost got me in trouble.

so i had one of the study timers in LaDS on because. i was studying. but the dad walks over and sees that and he's like "what the heck is that?" so i said "it's a game about fighting space monsters" *because it is* and hes like "but there's a dude on there?"

"the dude is a character in the game"

"why do you always download weird stuff on your phone?"

man. sybau. sybatfu. my mental instability is literally your fault. gtfo.

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Making a post to introduce myself. An introduction post, if you will.

My situation is rather unfortunate, seeing as I am an alter in a Disassociative Identity Disorder system. The host didn't want me to make a blog or any form of social media, because he was anxious about me getting made fun of. However, I doubt anyone would make fun of me. And if anyone attempts to make a jab at my character, it is simply out of jealousy, and I will ignore it.

You may notice the trans flag in my profile picture. That is because I TRANScend the concept of gender. There is not a gender identity that can capture the aura and energy that I possess. I don't even use labels like "feminine" or "masculine" because I can't relate to them at all. As for my pronouns, you may use whatever suits your fancy.

I am in a "brolycule", however Kris keeps telling me I have to "sit in the chair". I can only assume they mean the metaphorical gamer chair, since that metaphor can't possibly have any other meaning.

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i have nicknames for the characters in LaDS (eepy guy for Xavier, Mr Grinch for Zayne, Giraffe for Rafayel) but idk what to name this guy

he's pretty scary. and not cute at all. so idk what to name him

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name: sans

age: not old enough to run for president

relationship status: it's complicated

sexuality: i thought i knew, but i'm not sure right now

followers: 385 i think

fav friends/mutuals: (i'm scared of tagging here because i cant remember all my favorites but i love all of you guys)

birthday: April 1st

fav song: Your Idol

Get to know me game! Rules: answer only what you're comfortable sharing <3

Tagged by @macabrevampire yayyy!

Name: Coco or Rat (my actual name is Emilia but I just love nicknames sigh)

Age: Over 18

Relationship status: single

Sexuality: broadly aroace

Followers: 41! Awesome!

Fav friends/mutuals: @thepoolsystem @macabrevampire @stardustchimera @hexedvampire @wife < the ones I see in my notes often/have interacted with :>

Birthday: April 21st (!)

Fav song: currently it's Send Me An Angel by Real Life, but of all time it has to be We Will Commit Wolf Murder by of Montreal

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super early, but we've decided we're going as Bobby for Halloween. we don't know how he feels about this. he hasn't been able to finish one coherent sentence yet

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Seeing the dates on your post how old are yall (mainly asking as a physical whole, but individual ages are also fascinating)

lets just say we aren't old enough to run for president yet. insys, i'm not sure what my age is lmao. late 20s or early 30s if i had to guess. Susie is probably around 16, same with Noelle and Kris. Sebastián is 9 and Delphinium is 4, and that's about it for ones i remember off the top of my head

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Shenanigans from before I was here (or any of us, really) back when it was just the current host and the core in headspace. Sharing these with the host's consent

Bears dont have husbands.

I would ask for the Core's consent, but I think she's gone gone. So I can't really ask. And the only reason they're so sloppy is because Dillon "censored" them himself