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Can you do this for me? Accept this invitation, we can each earn up to $100!

Help me out with my Temu addiction too much military surplus

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Bored and kinda back anyone wanna chat

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Self Defense Family at Mt.Selfie Shasta

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you never speak so carefully as when you lean right into me, i need this more than anyone

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I Hate Myself - Caught in a Flood with the Captain of the Cheerleading Squad “How’s your bell-curve? Mine’s right-skewed average low. Very low. And the river - she has grown very high. Fell from the sky. And I’m wasted on cancer and bible school - not like you. Yeah, you’re wasted, full and drunk from too much rain and pain and anger at tumors like me. If it would make you comfortable, I’d jump out of this tree, or maybe we could get married and be happy. These few words could be the last we ever speak. Do you think, maybe, you could love me or like me maybe? Maybe you’d look at me, you’d talk to me, we could marry, live in this tree. But it’s unlikely. You don’t like me, and I don’t like me, and it’s unlikely.”

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It must be by design No one can love me like You do, you do

And I won't get out alive No one can love me like You do, you do

Press it to my head You can shoot me dead Give me yours, I'll give you mine

For you, I would die No one can love me like You do, you do

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I'm just showing off on Reddit tonight because why not. Can't here 😞

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Counterparts

(my edit)

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I’m a loser but I’ll treat you right and give you head without being asked.

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Welp can't wait till Monday when my new deck comes in. Thank you for your service buddy

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I’ve never belonged anywhere I’m always just in between

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me after a concert: lord guide me to the hydration station

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