the-sleepy-jess
the-sleepy-jess
The Sleepiest Jess
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25ish|She/Her|🏳️‍⚧️There is a knife for you. It is shaped like [bed].
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the-sleepy-jess · 31 minutes ago
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she asked me if i cain kill her with a rock i said i might be abel to
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the-sleepy-jess · 3 hours ago
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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.
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the-sleepy-jess · 5 hours ago
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in wigan its all we have left
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the-sleepy-jess · 5 hours ago
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the-sleepy-jess · 1 day ago
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the-sleepy-jess · 2 days ago
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i don’t know how to explain to you people that no matter what a country’s government is like i do not and will not support the US indiscriminately bombing that country’s civilians and i don’t know why that’s a controversial take tbh
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the-sleepy-jess · 2 days ago
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Little Gummygoo version 🐊💚💛
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the-sleepy-jess · 2 days ago
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my name is caine i am your bitch
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the-sleepy-jess · 2 days ago
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THE AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS - OVA 5 (1992)
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the-sleepy-jess · 2 days ago
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the-sleepy-jess · 3 days ago
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🐱🐱😈😇
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the-sleepy-jess · 4 days ago
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the-sleepy-jess · 4 days ago
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today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god
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the-sleepy-jess · 4 days ago
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the-sleepy-jess · 4 days ago
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i hate when a coworker brings up harry potter because you just have to start beating them and keep beating them and beating them and attacking them and mauling them and it's really tiring to do twice a day
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the-sleepy-jess · 5 days ago
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based on a tweet my friend sent me
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the-sleepy-jess · 5 days ago
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It's Juneteenth yall. And I'm not letting this day go unmarked.
Black people fight for everybody. We stand in solidarity with women, lgbt people, poor people all over the world of every skin color and background. Every religion and nationality.
Today, stand with us. Be with us. Tell a black person you love them. Hug a black person (with consent). Ask that hot black girl out today. Make a black person smile. Black lives matter to everybody and you matter to us.
Stand with us on Juneteenth like we stand with you all year round, and I hope a happy Pride month continues for all of us
💝
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