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Lunges at you but stops mid lunge and then lunges at you again when you think you're safe

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Communal Tumblr Stim Toy pass it on

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Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made

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We sharing anaesthetic stories?? I had to have dental surgery when i was in middle school.

According to my mom and sister the very first thing i did upon waking up was BOLT upright and proceed to try and shove my ENTIRE fist in my mouth as fast as possible.

I had to be physically stopped, and i proceeded to sob my eyes out for the next 20 minutes. Somehow, i didnt damage anything 🤣

sorry that imagery is so vivid i just..

?????LOL

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imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

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anomalocaris is a maid

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she's MIDDLE AGED she's DIVORCED she hits people with GIANT HAMMERS she has a WEIRD RELATIONSHIP WITH GOD she HAS A SQUAD OF SILLY GUYS she's tormented by HORRORS BEYOND HER UNDERSTANDING and most importantly shes BUTCH. i didn't say a name but she popped into your head didn't she

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not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

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ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

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reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

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gourmand be cooking

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Me and U(FO) 👽🐄

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hey! donate to uk trans charities today because it’s gonna be a rough one

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you know what. I love you guys. it would make my day if you reblogged or commented with your favourite part of today. it can be ANYTHING. snack was yummy, saw a weird bird, anything at all. it does you so much good to be concious of the good things that happen to you. one good thing GO!

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Philadelphians refilling the earths core with Cheez Whiz during the Great Cheez Whiz shortage of 1912