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Okay but something I ALWAYS thought deserved to be on TV was THAT TRANSITION in the Sea of Mosters where Percy is in an argument with Tantalus in the pavilion and he shouts ‘Go chase a donut’ and BAM we immediately cut to him AND ANNABETH on dishes duty later on and we never learn what Annabeth did we just know that she stood up for her boy and it was such a tone transition you could just picture it in your head cos that was PERFECT

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Hermes: don't come on too strong!

Orpheus: hi marry me

Eurydice: who the fuck is this guy???

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i’m posting this for sharing purposes with my friends and so i don’t lose it– this is…… so sexy…… i love one god couple and the two humans they terrorize…

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percy: my girlfriend complained that her fries weren’t curly enough so i gave her my curliest fry. she was so happy you would’ve thought i pulled out a ring and proposed. girls are more simple than we were led to believe.

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piper: annabeth wont come out of her cabin

percy: just tell her i said something

piper: like what?

percy: anything factually incorrect

annabeth, appearing moments later: i’m sorry, did you just say the sun is a fucking planet-

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*Before any and all social interaction*

Lucas: Repeat after me: Don't stab.

Wednesday: Don't stab.

Lucas: Don't stab.

Wednesday: *Walking away* Don't stab. Don't stab. Don't stab. Don't stab.

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Brooklyn Nine-Nine Hiatus Creations:

week five → captain raymond holt

“C’mon, sir. The math thing isn’t the problem. Night shift’s keeping you and Kevin apart. You two just need to bone.”— s04.ep08 | Skyfire Cycle

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why would they ever delete this scene

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*ride operator voice* please keep your lols omgs and your “I tried to scroll past this”s inside the tags at all times ladies and gents

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Lucas: listen, we can't let a girl come between us.

Dustin: you're right, man. friends first, always.

Mike: haha i'd watch you all die slowly if it meant i could see even a picture of el.

Dustin and Lucas together: what.

Mike: what.

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Betty: I’ve never smoked marijuana. I ate a brownie once at a party. It was intense. It was kind of indescribable, actually. I felt like I was floating. Turns out there wasn’t any pot in the brownie. It was just an insanely good brownie.

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Betty: I'm actually really tough

Alice: last week when you were mowing the lawn you thought you ran over a frog and cried on the porch for 10 minutes while I finished

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Some Bughead Fluff

Jughead: You deserve every star in the sky, Betty Cooper.

Jughead: ....

Jughead: Granted, I'm not exactly sure what you can do with a star, but... they're... they're really nice and... I- just wanted to give you something nice and-

Betty: Sh. Just kiss me.

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Girl power! These are our top 9 strongest females on TV, RANKED:

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summer is here which obviously means most public schools are out. unfortunately, summer isn’t the best time for students who depend on school lunches as their main source of food. by texting “FOOD” to 877877 and entering your zip code, it will find the nearest location that provides free meals.

please share this around bc it really can help students get through summer without depending on school lunch.

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What Comes Next (1/8)

Summary: They lived happily ever after. And then what happened? (A Post-S6 story.)  Starts about a week after the final battle, and explores the highs and lows of newly married life between Emma and Killian as they deal with work, friends, and family as life in Storybrooke settles down somewhat.

Captain Swan, Explicit, ~3700 words this chapter

Thanks to @j-philly-b for the read-through.

When the insistent beeping of her alarm clock forced open her eyes, Emma was slightly surprised to find herself alone in bed. 

Of course Killian was an early riser by nature, she knew that, but every morning of the last week, she’d awoken to find him still in bed with her, sometimes watching her and waiting for her to wake up. It had been the first seven days of their marriage – okay, not technically, because there were those couple of days they’d been separated by realms again, because of a curse again – and they’d locked themselves in the house and resolved not to emerge for a week. It wasn’t a honeymoon, exactly; Killian was in the process of planning one of those, a real trip, maps and navigational charts spread out over a large desk in the room they couldn’t decide whether to call the study or the office or the den. But it had been blissfully free of emergencies, phone calls, shouts of “Terrible news!”, or contact with anyone save a couple of delivery drivers when they hadn’t felt like cooking. 

In short, it had been heaven. 

Emma dragged herself out of bed and pulled on a robe, padding downstairs barefoot to find where her husband (and yes, that word still gave her a thrill even to think it – she wondered how long that would last) had gotten to. 

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