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in some aspects tumblr users see a like but no reblog in the same way a business sees piracy as lost income

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I like this actor, I should watch more of his movies *opens IMDB page* he should be in better movies

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NEVER GIVE UP

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dewther doodles be upon ye

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I hope you know that it’s always this

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i need ice cream shops to get their shit together when it comes to how much malted milk they put in a malt because 9/10 times its not enough to taste it

if i wanted a milkshake that had been carefully walked past the malt container with its eyes closed lest it see that scary malt i would’ve asked for that

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“I asked chatGPT” well I asked my friend Tao Yang and he is standing about 10 seconds away and is going to run at you screaming

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Game Changer episode where all challenges are based on the fact that Tao Yang is going to run at you screaming. You only sometimes know about how far away he is. Is this anything

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*removes headphones to make sure random ass noise was part of the song and not psychosis*

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Fun fact: the guys at our college’s geology department prop out the doors with their samples. I totally understand why but as someone whose work with samples is necessarily super delicate and sterile it fucks me up so bad

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There is a forbidden type of magic out there. It isn’t forbidden because it’s inherently evil, or forces you to lose your humanity, or requires human sacrifices - it’s just forbidden because it’s annoying as heck to fight against.

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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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i truly dont know how i should vote after this

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Your soul is troubled, child. I hope you found a balm for it here.

haha he really did he’s so silly!!

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"now, Ele, this lobster is gonna scr--" being the moment when Sam realizes what his life has become is so funny

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tao running at the contestants screaming from 10 seconds away being the chosen unit of timekeeping in this episode just delights me utterly