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I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

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how it feels to be an armand and claudia girl during iwtv s3 promo time

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Today I was thinking about disability (which is…not infrequent lmao)

So, when I was a teenager, I had a shitty bike. No matter how many times we took it in for tuneups, no matter what I did, it S-U-C-K-E-D.

And I would bike to meet my girlfriend and then we would bike around (an unimaginable amount of energy now!!!). And I would occasionally complain about how shitty it was, especially when I was struggling to keep up. And my girlfriend would just kinda make fun of me (there are several reasons we are no longer together lol) and tell me I was just bad at riding it.

And then one day…

She tried my bike.

She lasted about a block, and she was cursing the entire time.

I wish I could get people to ride my bike. Mostly doctors, but other people too. Get on my fucking bike. Ride a fucking block. Tell me how this is fine.

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Just a little motivational poster for Eric Bogosian today.

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The worst characters are the ones were you only get like three pieces of lore about them but the lore is so fascinating and hits your brain at just the right angle to have you behaving like a feral dog in front of your conspiracy theory cork board

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Going to therapy and unfucking the issues you got passed down as generational trauma and then not having kids is kind of amusingly petty in a vaguely spiritual way I can't say that I entirely believe in.

"What you heal in yourself, you heal in your bloodline :)" no bitch this is for me, not all of y'all. I'm getting my own ducks in a row and getting my head screwed back on right because I'm the one that gets to be happy. I'm not cleaning up several generations' accumulated messes in order to make things nice for the next one, this shitass bloodline ends with me. Y'all don't deserve to be anyone else's ancestors.

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the average person with bad taste can be into some extremely banal garbage but when you get close enough to someone with otherwise good taste that they start a recommendation by going off on a preamble about how they don't necessarily recommend it you know you're seconds away from hearing about some real torturously wretched dogshit

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i tried to read the long walk years ago and never finished it so i’m giving it another go before the movie comes out and every time a woman appears or is described i remember why i stopped the first time

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Still she haunts me, phantomwise, Alice moving under skies. Never seen by waking eyes.

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Crying at this description by the New York Times of what happens at a ritual.

Like they're not wrong but it's so silly

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Skin.

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i think i just got hit over the head with hammers

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EVERYONE SHUSH, HE IS HAVING HIS CAPE MOMENT (part 2)

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People who love cold weather are fucking weird. You like to freeze? You like to shiver?? You like when you take a step outside and the air stings your skin???

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Ryan is clearly trying to kill us now.