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I personally think the first one about spiders

elilelibeli:

a-pine-cone:

im-just-here4853:

discoveredreality:

im-on-crack-send-help:

thebookbitxh:

m0ngrxl:

jamespotterbbg:

liggy-not-potter:

prettiest-boy-around:

delulustoryteller:

arlodoinghisbest:

bacolotl:

thosedamnlemmings:

aceforwhatevenisthis:

notsogreatpotoo:

jupitersspot:

theghoulboysblog:

chronic-solitarian:

appletaterghoul:

earlgreycoffee5:

the-stars-are-ineffable:

twomanyfandomshelp:

donutsalami:

wolffuwu:

seiphagirlboss:

hadoom:

lost-my-soup:

decoysender:

the-trash-eating-llama:

i-eat-grease:

superstar-ethereal:

mystykmarigold:

the-alakazam-attraction:

daydream-reblog:

justarandomaccountlolm:

zermizomilk:

largefound:

a-whispering-echo:

unknownarmageddon:

consumeroflemoans:

rou-luxe:

pawfulsofmischief:

Two Truths and a Lie!

Rules: Share two truths and one lie about yourself, tag five people to guess your lie and to share their own, make sure to guess the lie of the person who tagged you!

and 🤔 mmm I wanna guess that 3, you never went to music festivals, is your lie? I’m real tempted to say 2, but even smart people can repeat grades for one reason or another. Ohh I love this game, though I’m pretty bad at guessing games. I got tagged by@de-sire-blog

Now mine, which I had a lot of trouble coming up with xD

1. I used to get into lots of trouble for fighting and what not in school because anger issues~

2. I was basically raised at renaissance fair for how often my parents and I attended from my birth until I was about 6-7.

3. I once had plans to become a musician and/or actor until I realized my social anxiety was way too terrible, so I settled for doing art instead.

Tagging, but no pressure ~ @thebattlehamster @miss-bibbles @jegulus-trash @clifford-thebigreddog

I learned the alphabet by myself when I was three or four.

I really like brussel sprouts.

I prefer forks over chopsticks.

“Now is that a truth or a lie?” -Harrison maybe

@silkkorchid @consumeroflemoans @sh0jun @imafrealinrainbow478484 @ynkfva

pass it on ❤️

who do I even tag without pissing people off I’m scared of everyone 😭😭

Mmmm I’m going to say the chopsticks one is a lie

1. I learned to ride a bike as a teen

2. I have swam with whale sharks before

3. I used to foster a snake for several months

No pressure tagsss

@gender-queer-and-with-no-fear @smolponcho @nashdoesstuff @unknownarmageddon @denieatsart @asillysleepy

uhhh for some reason i’m wanna say the bike ones a lie CACKLES either the first or the second

1. i have independently raised a duck to adulthood

2. ive been doing digital art seriously for about five years

3. i know almost all of my extended family members

and uhhh tagging @biopsyofaspeck @its-paperd and @a-whispering-echo !!!! if you wanna

ooo, im gonna guess the family one is a lie! not dure though! hehe

1.I have never been paid for any kind of artwork

2. One of my organs doesn’t do its primary function

3.I have owned over 10 cats in my lifetime

TAGS; Not forced, obviously! : @0p1er0 @liliallowed @thatidiotutartist @largefound @meimeikyu <3

I’m going to guess 3, it is possible but I just feel like it’s the lie

The first fandom I was in was FNaF some time in March of 2015 and the first FNaF game I knew of was FNaF 2

I have never had a Pineapple in my whole life despite not being allergic to them, and this does include anything either containing Pineapple and pineapple flavoring

Before I got Tumblr I had a 5 social medias, being: Wattpad, Pinterest, Discord, Reddit, and YouTube

@iamunabletothinkofablogname @the-alakazam-attraction @zermizomilk @italic-doing-random-shit @panda-of-the-trash

after thinking this over ima say 3

1. i have gutted a lamb

2. i’ve made a bow and arrow

3. the first random ive ever been in was undertale in 2016

@iamunabletothinkofablogname @the-alakazam-attraction @michoislost

@justarandomaccountlolm

Im gonna say it’s 1 bc my brain say so e

1. My first fandom is MLP

2. My favourite letter is the letter “E”

3. I read a ton of fanfiction

@kar-mamin @daydream-reblog @iamunabletothinkofablogname @gothlute @lucifer-morningstar-the-hellster @j0urn3y (no pressure, i just wanna tag cause yes)

3, because you’re too lazy to read fanfiction and only do so when it’s like really good.

Okay my turn.

Once my step-grandma almost shot me on Valentine’s Day.

I once drank a half-gallon jug of milk on Christmas Eve.

There have been two times I almost accidentally burned my house down.

@author-of-the-year @lucifer-morningstar-the-hellster @thonethatflies620 @the-alakazam-attraction @jenumarts

I GOT TAGGED BY 3 PEOPLE. Okay uhhh Large’s lie is 2, Zerm’s lie is 2, and Daydreams lie is 1

I got punched in the face and got a black eye after saying “Houdini”

I stuck my hand into a live electrical wire while knowing it was a live electrical wire and proceeded to say “it bit me” afterwards.

I caught a t-shirt from a t-shirt cannon while at a concert for my favorite music band when I was 15.

@juno-punk @mystykmarigold @panda-of-the-trash @axinfinity @a-mimic-and-a-jester

I feel like it’s 3. You don’t seem like the kinda person to go out to concerts

1: When I was a kid, I tried to count as high as I could and when I didn’t know what number came next I asked my parents so I could keep counting

2: Me and my family go out to eat often

3: I tell my dog I love her every single day

@superstar-ethereal, @heartstopper-lover123, uhhhhh fuck, @juno-punk… @divvydarling, and I guess @krispdreemurr. There. That’s five. FUCK I don’t have a lot of friends

aaa i cant decide

i think it *might* be 2 though? 1 seems too specific compared to the others to be a lie and 3 has supporting evidence

anyways my turn! :D

1. i’ve broken a bone before

2. i electrocuted myself once

3. i’m left-handed

npt: @whimsii-cal @moldyburger1 @angel-beloved @thefableparade @little-blurry-stars5 @i-eat-grease

I feel like it’s 2 buut I could be wrong XD

I’m hyper mobile, especially with my arms, shoulders and back

I once broke my right arm by jumping on and off a piano stool with an open umbrella

I convinced a 9 year old on Roblox that when you turn 21 you have to compete in a social media experiment where you have to fight to the death to prove that you are strong enough to survive (they cried)

@gender-roles-can-suck-my-dick @bemusedrodent @localcanadiancryptid22 @the-trash-eating-llama @idkwhatthisisbutheresdcandstuff go forth moots

My guess is number two.

As for mine,

I voiced a secondary character in a college film during Easter of ðe year 2017

I have survived þeough some of ðe later stages of hypoþermia.

I often scare humans wiþ how low my voice goes when I get frustrated and start turning Scottish.

I do hope you all enjoy ðis puzzle.

As for tags, I tagged most of my follower base yesterday, so in order to allow ðem to recover, I shall only tag @decoysender & @bellaphomet3 . I hope you two and whoever else enjoy!

Number 3!

1) I went to a camp to prepare for English olympiad even though I didn’t get accepted to participate in it

2) In another camp I won first place diploma in world skills discipline of teaching english online

3) I went to a third camp where we were supposed to improve our English up to C1, but at the time I was good enough to not do anything half the time

@giggleshit @bellaphomet3 @lost-my-soup @jacktheeldergod2 @tropical-bread

1 is wrong

1. I have been to a nuclear power plant

2. I participated in the production of a rocket that reached over 3km in hight

3. I have been in the Nacelle of a wind turbine

@hadoom @nosferattusx2 @snail163 @girlthingnova @nucleashan

And whoever wants to

i feel like #2 is wrong? but on a technicality

1. me and a friend snuck out at a school dance and stole every stapler in the school (that we could find)

2. i’ve been in the news (unrelated to #1)

3. i’ve touched an asteroid fragment (at my college’s planetarium)

@void-dragon4 @seiphagirlboss @lizard-rustler @eightglass ?

I feel like 2 is wrong on the basis of it being the shortest. Like if it were true you’d say “I was in the news for x”

1. I once received full marks on a national problem solving competition.

2. A world war 2 era bomb was once found in my neighborhood, so I had to evacuate for a day.

3. I was once head pupil at my school (exam season now 😭)

Those were surprisingly hard to come up with. @mintyflavoredtea @wolffuwu @blankochan @cado124 @213kay and anyone else who wants to :3

wolf thinks 2 is wrong (this is her guess before you gave her the answer)

@blankochan will probably get this wayy too easily

1.wolf knows python better than one of her college teachers who is supposed to teach us python

2. wolf constantly wears a collar and sometimes even forgets to take it off when she showers

3. wolf has bitten 3 people before

@donutsalami @118sexen + anyone else

1 and 2 are fairly believable,, but you only bit 3 people?? impossible. Therefore it *must* be three right?

Well then :))

1. I have a very low pain tolerance (i’m a twig lmao), but I am not ticklish at all.

2. I learnt Morse code alone because I was bored.

3. When I was little I mistook wine for grape juice and it was the first time I tasted alcohol.

tagging: @an-unraveling-unknown @schlauhonk @mellow-geo @twomanyfandomshelp @corujalesbica + more

Thanks for the tag Amora! I think 1 is the lie.

1. I’ve never broken a bone

2. I’ve never been stung by a bee, but they love my sister (she’s been stung like four or five times)

3. I’ve never been to a concert

Tag time! Gosh, I can only choose five? @the-stars-are-ineffable @sushi1056 @nyx-of-darkness-1620 @aaronofithaca05 @rubbercrowy

Let’s see if y’all can guess which one is the lie!

thanks for the tag! i’m gonna guess three is the lie??

i’ve never been outside my country

i’m left handed

i accidentally shot a bird with a bow and arrow on a school camp once

tags!! no pressure of course, @earlgreycoffee5 @touloserrrr @fierceyetflawed @midnights-dragon @south-downs-cottage let me know if you don’t want to be tagged :)

@the-stars-are-ineffable sounds too detailed to be fake, so I’m gonna go with 1??? TY FOR THE TAG BTWWWWWWW <333

alright hmmm

1. winter is my favorite favorite favorite season ever

2. i named my cycle Dwayne bc it’s a Rock Rider cycle lmfao

3. I obsessively eat olives out of the jar even though they spicy asf and I hate spicy shit

hehehe @dandelionflowery @queenofdumbfuckery @justalazysam @st0rmyseas @incarnadineskies @jorowoo @chloeseyeliner @henry-fox-biggest-stan @marylily-my-beloved @appletaterghoul

guys lmk if you want me to add/remove anyone I’m just freeballing this shit

I feel like the olives is a lie!!! (Did I get it?)

1. There’s a 17 year age gap between me and my youngest sibling

2. I didn’t have a double bed until I was 22

3. I dyed my hair bright blue the minute I turned 18

Feel free to ignore but I’m curious- @chronic-solitarian @trashworldblog @saturntheday @riecaloca @greenieflor

hmm i think 3 is the lie??

i once dyed my hair pink with kool aid powder and it stayed for almost 6 months

my biggest hyperfixation as a kid was disneyland ride history/mechanics

i own every andrew garfield spiderman movie on dvd

no pressure to respond :) @thatonegeekygirl @theghoulboysblog @elianaiscool @jesus-said-chill

hmm… i know you love theme parks so i think two is correct, and one is oddly specific, so i think three is the lie! :)

1. I am very afraid of bugs.

2. My favorite animal is sea otter.

3. I love summer.

no pressure! tags: @jupitersspot @thatonegeekygirl @tmarauder101 @nastyasmermaid

imma guess 2 is a lie

(fuck now I gotta figure mine out)

OK….SO

1. cereal is my all time favorite food (oatmeal doesn’t count, don’t even go there with me)

2. I was born with cradiomyoplothy (idk how to spell it)

3. One of my foster sisters (who’s still my best friend today) pushed me off the roof of her house and I fell down a story and smashed into three bushes and broke two windows on my way down and I ended up in the hospital for 2 weeks trying to get a peice of glass out of my lungs and a peice of my bone in my upper intestine

anway…..Have fun guessing!!!

tags lol @thatonegeekygirl @notsogreatpotoo @bergoozter @bonsaibaby

jupiter holy fucking shit

imma guess the second one is a lie

1. I grew up in a religious organization that most people believe is a legitimate cult and I’m not sure much indoctrination I’ve gone through bc it’s taken me way to long to realize it might actually be a cult

2. I’m about to start working on a new project for Art History, which will be an embroidered piece based off a Roman fresco depicting the goddess Flora

3. Despite having to move across the US twice, I’ve only been to 24 out of 50 states and most of those we just drove through

good luck lol

@shaniacsboogara @outer-space-face @aceforwhatevenisthis @zebra-all-the-time

all of those are so specific how do you even lie with any of them

i wanna say 2 is the lie, i think it’s a different god you’re doing for your project

1. i have a roller coaster picture of me from when i was around 8 that’s just me hanging on for dear life next to my parents who are having the time of their life and its my favorite picture and you’d think i hate thrill rides but i love them it was just my first roller coaster with a real drop

2. my online persona is much more rockstar and mysterious than i actually am in real life, im just a grandma irl i just want comfy old style outfits and a nap

3. i love coffee bro especially black coffee, the bitterness is just what i need in the morning and if i want a sweet treat i just add some sugar and milk and call it a day, you don’t have to get fancy with it and also colombian coffee on top 💪

good luck :)

@thosedamnlemmings @absolutewifey @mimicori @snazzy-hats-and-adhd

3 is definitely a lie

I once peeled a grapefruit thinking it was an orange, and cried while shoving the whole thing in my mouth.

when i was about six years old i scratched the face of a girl i didn’t like in several photos in an attempt to voodoo hex her into never talking to me again (didn’t work)

i once ate so much of my mother’s guacamole i puked it all up on the floor of my aunts house.

@non-normal-nate @piraterefrigerator @bacolotl @lilacluciferanist @theseusthetransratking

I can fully believe all of these hut im gonna say 2 is the lie simply cause the others are so fucking funny

Uh ok let’s see

1. When I was 13, I got hit with a car by a cop and broke my leg, resulting in me getting surgery twice. When I woke up after the second one, the first thing I said was “best nap of my life”.

2. There’s a picture of me as a baby at the beach holding a little crab. Shortly after the picture was taken, I proceeded to eat said crab and then cry about it.

3. Whenever my mum and I visit my family in cuba, they have some random ass animal as a pet. We’ve had a turtle that absolutely hated my aunt, a tiny owl, and a parrot that kept stealing everyone’s cigarettes.

No pressure tags: @zeteroxx @onthedriftinthetardis @arlodoinghisbest @de4thart @lestatslestits and whoever feels like it

All of these are so believable, but I think 1 is the lie just because that’s just too funny to be true

Here’s mine

1. When I was like 7 or 8 I had a bunk bed. I tried getting down from my top bunk via not the ladder, my hand slipped, and I scrapped my shin on my bottom bunk

2. Me and my family went to Belgium and went on this thing where they showed around Gent and got to taste some of the chocolate there. Once we we got closer to the end I noticed my younger brother (who would’ve been 5 or 6 at the time) wasn’t with the group. We lost my brother in a foreign country.

3. I got hit by a car when I was 12 and somehow managed to get out with a bruised leg and hip.

Tags:

@moderndaymadscientist @fruityfroggyfelon @princeloww and/or anyone really

1 because 3 is just crazy enough to make sense

1. I once hid under a police car for several hours

2. I bit my sister, when I was young, so badly she had to go to the ER

3. I don’t like pasta

No pressure tags or just anyone can join ^^

@wickedsnewt @profoundmakerdreamerss-blog @darklording @prettiest-boy-around

tank you for da tag :)

hmm i think it’s 3, the other two are so crazy it has to be true

i’ve swallowed ants before

i’ve gotten hit by a car before

i didn’t know how to ride a bike until i was 8

@thatslytherinbitch54 @starry-eyed-killerx @liggy-not-potter and anyone else who wants to join!

i think 3’s the lie

i live in my car

i don’t like tomatoes

i have like three unfinished novels

made them all somewhat plausible so they’re harder to guess :3

@gardenofrunar @picklerab23 @jamespotterbbg

first one is the lie, i’m guessing but idk

i was taught to shoot when I was seven

i almost crashed a boat and killed my brother and i when i was seven

i asked for taylor swift to play when i went into surgery

i dare you to guess : @theprettieststarfr @gardenofrunar @starry-eyed-killerx @xeme-starx @m0ngrxl @gilded-love

YOH PROBABLY 1 OR 2 LOCKING IN ON 1

i threw chamomile lotion all over my brother and made it look like he did it (7)

i have an iq of 97

i only ever broke one bone

@marylily-my-beloved @queer-alienbean @saturnsconstellation @prongsfish @thebookbitxh

Hmm, i think it’s 3. Coz knowing that you’ve the survival skills of a drunk mosquito I don’t think that you have only broken one bone.

1. I have a scar on my forehead from when I was 3 and cut my head open after I fell into a table coz I was jumping on the sofa.

2. I have an older sister who annoys the shit out of me.

3. I can sing very well.

tagging - @we-were-born-to-be-free @m0ngrxl @xeme-starx @wants-to-marry-sirius-black @im-on-crack-send-help @idk-what-to-put-here-123

either 1 or 3😭😭

IM SURE U CAN SING RLLY WELL THO

my friends traumatise me

my bestfriend and i have been friends since 7 years

i love music

tags- @book-girl4eva @the-slowest-turtle @discoveredreality @mortallybitchymagazine @brokendarkfairyempressforever

+ all my other moots

ummmm i’m guessing either 1 or two? idk maybe 2. i’m guessing 2.

i love black coffee literally sm. that shit is the best

despite being the clumsiest person ever who loves doing weird shit i have never broken a bone

i have a younger brother. who is a fucking annoying little shit

i’m actually going to tag for once :D

anyways npt: @im-ur-sleep-paralysis-demon @marylily-my-beloved @sweetwarmcookies16 @bloophasarrived @im-just-here4853 @the-gay-skeleton-in-ur-closet @anonymouse5 @sapphos-queer-kid @dandelionflowery @o-kye @hisshiss-bitch @vintagetee13 @carrotsinnovember uhm if i missed u go ahead and consider yourself tagged <3

oml why do i feel like a detective trying to figure this out. i’m out here stressing but i’m going to go with 1. this is out of pure vibes.

i do 4-h and have since 1st grade.

i have two sisters.

i hate pickles.

@a-pine-cone @ashes-to-ashesxx @yourcasualfangirl @always-reading @marylily-my-beloved @always-reading @swag696942069 @this-is-my-effigy +all my moots

Ok. Hmm, umm 🤔 Er, I guessing number 2? Please let me know if I got it right, now I am curious haha

1. I have three cats (calico, DSH and pure black)

2. I’ve been reading fanfiction for 16 years

3. I love anything with chocolate (ice cream, cookies, cake… you name it)

No tags: @theparisianowl @horsesarenotdeer @elilelibeli @accuratewhereabouts @orchideous-nox @starchaserwrites + all moots

For some reason I think the last one is a lie, if i am correct pls pls let me know what flavor of ice cream is ur preferred (as a chocolate fanatic i need ideas for more options tbh)

Now for me (i think ive never done this sober)

1. I got stuck in metro doors in Paris once

2. I am a horrible liar

3. I teach English

As always my go to tags hehe <3 : @bellaxisworld @missmoonfrost @ecstarry @moonymiel @myriadparacosm + everyone cause I love this game and you should play for me (a random girl on the internet!)

Thank you, that sounds fun!

I almost died at Disneyland

I stole a goat when I was young (6/7y.o)

I have many allergies

@spillthebea, @vlaflipvla, @ivomoon, @lexithwrites and @fourthreesuspension! Everyone is invited to join naturally

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