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My casino has new top-of-the-line technology to stop heists: a montage detector. If those bastards want to break in and steal my money, they’re doing it as part of one, long take

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Holy ground

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After seeing that “saying you don’t want to associate with people who create pornography of child characters is fascism” reply on my post and getting that “attributing (sentimental/cultural) value to human remains is fascism” reply to my post, I’m beginning to suspect ‘fascism’ is the new trendy fancy fad word for weaponized use by people who were born without brains and the ability to comprehend words. We have an actual fascism problem in this world, a major one, and it is not people online saying “I do not want to befriend people who create South Park porn” and “do not take a random human jawbone you just found home with you”. Those are two of the mildest takes I could possibly make.

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why wouldnt you increase municipal taxes on rich people. itll make it more prestigious if its more expensive. rich people love wasting money in exchange for intangible prestige

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"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas

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I'm kind of obsessed with the way sheep are handled. So efficiently. It always looks kind of unpleasant at first and then you notice the sheep are fine with it. They're always being flipped upside down and rolled down a chute or some shit. A shepherd will be tossing that thang in the air and spinning it like pizza dough & the sheep just lets it happen

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Honor Mosab's memory by donating to The Sameer Project.

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I don't know how long this will last, but all I hear is: Iran, Israel, America... as if Gaza doesn't exist, as if the world has forgotten the people suffering there.

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"a six foot black man with tattoos isn't a believable social worker" so we're just being racist out loud now? on record?

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23 Layer Chocolate Cake (via Instagram)

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Gore involves mutilation, body horror involves transformation. Gore is realistic, body horror is unrealistic. Losing parts vs growing parts. I'm gonna kill everynyan

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i hate redeads htey scare me :(

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i don’t know how to explain to you people that no matter what a country’s government is like i do not and will not support the US indiscriminately bombing that country’s civilians and i don’t know why that’s a controversial take tbh

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Welcome home

(Imma need therapy after finishing oot manga)

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Scientist: And here we have a culture of modified slime mold.

Petri dish: Dr. Spencer shipped a problematic pairing in high school! And his wife is 2 years younger than him, pretty sus!

Scientist: Oh, this one is a cancel culture...

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