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I want black bears and brown bears added to minecraft so badly! Pandas and Polar bears are so cute!!! So why not add black and brown bears?? If we got black bears we could get more fruit added too like pears and strawberries for the black bears to eat! And with brown bears, you can lure them with bee hives and maybe shear them for claws??? And then turn the claws into tools or weapons??? Idk I just want more bears in minecraft please.

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a quick step by step guide on what to do if you come back to your apartment and find yourself locked out because your front door is frozen shut

kick the bottom of the door for 10 minutes

text your landlord

remember your landlord is on vacation and also in her mid 50′s so it takes about 36 hours to receive a response

briefly wonder why the fuck you moved the canada

remember that college tuition is significantly cheaper here than in the united states 

look up and notice your cat is at the window, staring at you. he paws at the window lightly and meows. it’s devastating. his eyes are so big and imploring. decide that you have to get inside your apartment at all costs. not even god himself can stop you from feeding your cat his chicken wet food dinner. frida kahlo herself could descend from the heavens and ask “hey you wanna bang?” and you’d say “hell yeah but first let me open this door so i can feed my cat his dinner”

remember there is a starbucks 3 blocks down the street from you

enter. the barista gives you a weird look for entering a starbucks at 7pm on a tuesday

order a venti cup of hot water. you order in french because the barista just said “bonjour” instead of “bonjour, hi.” you have a strong american accent. you hit the r in merci a little too hard to compensate. you embarrass yourself.

exit the starbucks clutching the massive cup of hot water in your hands. it’s burning your fingers.

return. methodically pour the starbucks cup of water all over the the door frame. it begins moving a little but still wont open

back up

ensure your doc martens are properly gripping the sheet of ice covering the ground. many people have told you to stop wearing doc martens in the winter, despite your protests that theyre actually the ideal winter boot. also, you’re a lesbian and punk’s not dead

release a pterodactyl screech and sprint towards the door, slamming the full force of your pathetically tiny 5′2″ 110lb body into it

you dont know any of your neighbors so you dont care about maintaining your pride anyways

the door swings open

run up the stairs

open the actual door to your apartment and yell MOMMY’S HOME MY LITTLE BITCHASS BABY BOY DONT WORRY at your cat

cat flings his body to the ground and starts purring like he does every time you come home

write tumblr post

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shoutout to the disabled people who have gut issues but still eat chocolate sometimes

shoutout to the disabled people who smoke (not too much tho, we need to quit besties)

shoutout to the disabled people who like exercising and will do so even if it means not being able to go to work the next day

shoutout to the disabled people who haven't showered in a week

shoutout to the disabled people who are always rude when strangers ask about their disabilities

shoutout to the disabled people who haven't been to the doctor in months

shoutout to the disabled people who forgot to take their meds

I am also sick and tired from ableist societies' expectations, let's go take a nap together y'all

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First theriananthropy related post in a while, I’ve honestly been a bit to distracted with life to really out through into it — might be a stabyhoun and German shepherd mix therian, maybe just a stabyhoun or maybe just a german shepherd, idk bro. Also maybe some kind of aquatic therian type thing too.

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Some new F1 CL16 art! Feedback is greatly appreciated! 🏎️ 🇲🇨🍦

Total time taken: 2 hours 14 minutes

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Driver drawing requests are always open! I’m currently working on one of Carlos as well (I know I’m the biggest Red Bull fan ever but shhhh I’m already to far into that drawing to quit it now 🙏) and reblogs and interactions are so incredibly appreciated, thank you so much!

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Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from

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hyena positivity that focuses on spotted hyenas only is so fake. if you don’t love brown and striped hyenas then get out. if you don’t love aardwolves I can’t even look at you oh my god

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Moves joints: ow

Doesn’t move joints: ow

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me fending off fruit flies in the kitchen while i’m making a sandwich

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If you notice me reblogging

a repost

stolen art

false information

etc.

please let me know, you’re not rude or annoying and I actually do give a fuck and I will correct my mistake, thank you

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>the goblin leaps to attack!

>the goblin misses!

>the goblin has scraped his little knee!

>oh, his little knee!

>oh, his little knee!

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petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

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I need support right now from someone in the disabled community, hopefully someone who uses mobility aids of any kind (or has advice on helping me possibly find the right one for me) and/or has fibromyalgia and/or hypermobility. Please send me a DM whenever you’re able to, I was just diagnosed and I have so many questions and need some guidance right now — I’m a young teenager and was just diagnosed and even though I’ve been dealing with nearly non stop pain for over a year now I’ve never had more questions than right now and I need help.

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i feel like we should be taking advantage of this website in more useful ways like it shouldnt be jarring to anyone when i post my grocery list we literally have a bulleted list function

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