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Buck and Tommy have truly reconnected. They've gone from only spending their free time together at the café, to going out to dinner and movies every week.

Even though they feel like they're in a great place, they've both been worried about pushing each other away, so they haven't talked about where they stand.

With Valentine's Day coming up next month, all Buck can think about is spending another holiday with Tommy.

Tommy, of course, wants the same, but he's got time to figure that out, right?

What is Buck planning...?

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Survival instincts

And Geralt - I won't let this beast hurt by bard - de Rivia

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Me logging onto this website

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aha okay so problem with Ciri in Witcher 4 isn't that she's a female protagonist, it's that gamer bros think she's an ugly female protagonist. (i mean it's a problem that she's a woman too don't get me wrong)

are you KIDDING ME??? i just saw a short of a dude "defending" her and saying "oh no she's not ugly, a little rough around the edges". one comment said "we've seen her in context of anger so her face was distorted which means she's much more beautiful when normal"

uhhhh???? UHHH??? SHE KILLS MONSTERS FOR A LIVING AND SHE'S NOT A TEEN ANYMORE??? AND!!!! AND SHE IS STILL??? GORGEOUS????

HER ARMOR (LMAO!!!!!) IS NOT REVEALING ENOUGH. SHE FIGHTS IN YOU KNOW FLAT BOOTS AND NOT HEELS SO IT'S DIFFICULT TO IMMEDIATELY SEXUALIZE HER.

oh but wait!!!! second beef is that she's an adult woman who somehow got through the trials and can now drink witcher potions so if adult men can't why should she be able to, right??? right???

oh my god it makes me so angry i cannot function.

like i cannot believe that THIS is a men vs women issue at its core it BAFFLES ME.

i understand being worried or just questioning the design changes. i have questions too! but this... this blatant misogyny is disgusting.

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➜ The Witcher IV - Cinematic Reveal Trailer

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Hey guys be cool and normal but reblog this with the homemade meal that would get you the most hyped as a child. I need it for reasons.

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WITCHER IV REVEAL TRAILER Ciri fighting like Geralt  

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still kind of hilarious that people in the witcher universe are often extremely racist against witchers. like bro. how you gonna have beef with the pest control guys. sure they have yellow cat eyes and creepy magic powers but they got those specifically as part of the process to become the pest control guys. your pests are six feet tall and killing the neighborhood kids. why are you like this

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Close up of my Joey Batey portrait. Progress here!

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well I might as well do this

Witcher character FMK

you pick which version of canon you mean

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THE WITCHER 3: WILD HUNT

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Joey Batey at the table reading for season 4 of Netflix's The Witcher.

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i need to be shrunk down to the size of a dormouse and gently laid to sleep in a porcelain sugar bowl

i think this would fix me

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art by mftfernandez

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Video game meme: [2/7] video games.

The Witcher 3