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this has been done already but. edgeworth moment

based on this tweet.

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Sometimes I think about the fact that Phoenix unhesitatingly demolished a door right in front of Edgeworth in Justice For All

Reblog, don’t repost! Instagram/Twitter: laquilasse

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love when im playing Ace Attorney and i have no idea wtf going on and Phoenix pulls out some “actually 😏 i have the evidence here 📄 to prove you commit the crime ☝️” and im like fuck we do?

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[Art day 7]

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damn i wish u guys could read this fic i haven't written and this fic i haven't finished writing and this fic i'm putting off outlining and this fic i outlined but haven't started and this fic i'll never write and this other fic i haven't written and this fic that exists only in vague impressions in my head that fall apart every time i try to commit them to the page and th

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reporting all ads as malicious because all ads are malicious

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They should invent a way to sit hunched over doing crafts that is Good for your body

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Something that comes up often in art that's about artists is that you'll be told that this character made an amazing, record-shattering, highly acclaimed book or movie or song or whatever and then you'll see the piece of art they made and it's painfully mid. Like, you have to accept that within the world of the story being told, that's the most amazing piece of art ever but you're sitting there like, "There's no way that would ever catch on like that IRL."

Anyway, shout out to KPop Demon Hunters for sidestepping that problem entirely by having the in universe songs chart so high IRL that they beat out actual established KPop groups, proving definitively that those songs WOULD have set the charts on fire and beat out their competition even as the new kids on the block.

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are you tme or tma

"i know you're nonbinary but which of these two arbitrarily constructed gender categories do you fit into" genuinely are you having a laugh

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"Who's Anton??" - Full comic

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This is such a dumb joke but I thought it was funny

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When your therapist tells you dashcon 2 ended 25 days ago and that you need to leave the ball pit

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it sucks that the backrooms and by extent liminal spaces turned out the way they did in popular culture. i love dreamy places not because they're full of Scary Screatures or whatever but because they're fun and interesting and cool and a perfect place for a girl like me to lay her eggs

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I don't understand why all these characters are surnamed Kong. It appears to reflect some kind of-- like not ALL the apes are named Kong, so it has to mean something, no??

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To the migrants from r/196, here is how tumblr works.

Firt off, reblog, don't like. This can help the tumblr community know that you aren't a bot.

Second, make a profile picture. Once again, so we know you aren't a bot.

Third, there is no algorithm. Do not attempt to appease a god that doesn't exist.

Fourth, swear. There is no censorship, so cuss like a sailor.

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Half Rat Qinghua AU Scumplane Ideas

Search through the tag for context if you want it

• Shang Qinghua becomes peak lord simply because the more powerful he is politically the less people will question him and the more he can control information spread about him

•Shen Jiu starts off seeing Shang Qinghua as purely an asset that he is blackmailing then he ends up connecting with him because they both know what it's like to fight to survive, and eventually they start courting but they don't acknowledge what they are as "courting" because neither of them knows what a healthy romantic relationship looks like

•Shang Qinghua has terrible balance (because he grew up with a tail) so once he's a peak lord he starts using a big stick as a Cain until Shen Qingqiu gets him a nicely carved one under the excuse that his old one was "improper”

•Shang Qinghua has a lot of rat/demon instincts that he usually surpresses unless he's around Shen Qingqiu.

• Every time Shang Qinghua is handed something he instinctually wants to sniff it and often does so without even noticing. Shen Jiu starts handing him random objects just to see Shang Qinghua sniff it and find out if he thinks it smells good

•Shen Jiu tries to learn about demon culture to better understand Shang Qinghua only to cause more confusion because Shang Qinghua knows little to nothing about demon culture

•Shen Qingqiu eventually tries courting Shang Qinghua the demon way by challenging him to a dual and Shang Qinghua is super confused about it.

•Shang Qinghua is even more cautious about his reputation in this au and also extends this to Shen Jiu, who he starts a PR campaign for. Shen Jiu actually starts defending himself after this just to make Shang Qinghua happier.

•Shang Qinghua frequently lets people walk all over him because he avoids confrontation like the plague but Shen Jiu is not having it. Shen Jiu frequently steps in to insult anyone who messes with his little rat

I might post more about this au so stay tuned and follow the tag for updates

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being in love is great except for Oh God The Hog

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So Hasegawa’s official codename is Wolf but he has the design and weapons of the Hunter from Bloodborne but the collar reaches up to the damn hat.

We’re in Bloodborne AU territory now /lmao