Vox with top surgery scars but they're USB ports
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The bunnies confession Â
Me: But since Hazbin has been out for a minute, there's one more secret I feel I have to share with you. I did not care for Camilaâs design
Hazbin enjoyer #870: What?Â
Me: Did not care for Camilaâs design.Â
Camila lover #336: How can you even say that, bunny?Â
Me: Didn't like it.Â
Hazbin enjoyer #870: bunny, it's so good! It's like the perfect character design!Â
Me: This is what everyone always says. Whenever they say...Â
Camila lover #336:Â ârespectlessâ, âwhatever it takesâ, I mean, you never see, âout for loveâ!Â
Me: Fine. Fine. Fine songs did not like the character design.Â
(Except âwhatever it takesâ I didn't like that song )
Hazbin enjoyer #221: Why not?Â
Me: Did not...couldn't get into it.Â
Hazbin enjoyer #870: Explain yourself. What didn't you like about it?Â
Me: It so silly, hazbin enjoyer #870.Â
Hazbin enjoyer #870: What?Â
Me: Her design is so silly.Â
Hazbin enjoyer #870: What does that even mean?Â
Camila lover #336: she's literally so hot when her hair is down, it's iconic!Â
Me: her hair is silly (It's pretty telling that when she has her hair down it's more popular than it is up. its so ugly)
; her arms are so unflattering,
her fucking earings...
You know, I canât get through, any music video sheâs in, I have to switch to a lyrics video. Â
Camila lover #336: You've never seen the scenes in full?!Â
hazbin enjoyer #54: How can you say you don't like it if you haven't even given it a chance?Â
Hazbin enjoyer #870: I agree with hazbin enjoyer #54. It's not really fair.Â
Camila lover #336: It's outrageous.Â
Me: I have tried on three separate occasions to get through it, and I get to the out for love part where her and Vaggie are training Â
Hazbin enjoyer #870: Yeah, it's a great scene. I love that scene.Â
Me: I have no idea what they're doing.
It's like they're moving too fast, and I can't follow it... You know, that's where I lose interest in it.Â
Hazbin enjoyer #870: You know what, bunny?Â
Camila lover #336: They're doing ballet!Â
Hazbin enjoyer #870: The dance they're dancing is a dance of subtlety; it's something you don't understand.Â
Me: I love âhellâs greatest dadâ. That is my answer to that statement.Â
Hazbin enjoyer #870:Â Exactly.Â
Me: Well, there you go.Â
Hazbin enjoyer #870: Whatever.Â
Camila lover #336: I like that song, too.Â
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I'm gonna talk about blizto again (its negative and my opinion) Â
In my last Blizto post (shameless plug. Also, I was kinda right about Fizz forgiving him. I'm a prophet ) I listed why I didnât like blizto but now...Â
I feel no sympathy towards Blizto Â
nothing! Â
Is it just me? Â Â
Frankly I feel nothing towards him Â
(you know I visibly frown when he shows up screen sometimes and I have to like catch myself like hey he's the main character dumb dumb heâs going to be on screen lol) Â
Now this could because bilzto isn't my type of character you know? When I was younger, I always avoided mean characters or main characters I've always picked side characters or other side main Characters over the main important character for instance I never liked Steven from Steven Universe, but I liked Garnet and Peridot. I hated Twilight (mlp) as kid and donât get younger me started when she became a princess, I was so unhappy. I wanted Rarity or Fluttershy to become a princess not her. I never cared for Bloom from Winx's club, but I did like Aisha and Stella. Â
And to be fair when I got past my hate boner, I grew to tolerate them, but Iâve never rolled my eyes as much as I do with blizto Â
And itâs not like I donât like mean characters I'm a villain girly all the way I like Loonaâs bully in Queen Bee Vicky.
I like striker, and I also think Stella is the tiniest bit funny (I donât condone what she does obviously but like you know when she's on screen I'm not bored) when I was obsessed with Danganronpa I loved Byakuya, Nagito, and Kokichi I also liked Celestia, Mondo, Fuyuhiko, Hiyoko, yada yada. When I was over the moon about black butler I love Alois, Claude, William and so on. I love a good mean character Â
but that being said
I donât care about him at all and I like Stolas (sometimes) I feel bad for him (sometimes) but anytime Blizto has his sad woe is me moments (I mean Stolas does this too and I have my grievance with him of course but like this isn't about him lol) like him crying on the couch at the end of Ozzie's, him crying on the couch at the end of Queen Bee, his trip in Truth Seekers, his mom dying, or his sister hating him. My face is bone dry but helluva has never made me cry so... Â
I also think that the reason I have a hard time sympathizing with him is because of how blizto (and stolas) never really have a moment where theyâre forced to face the consequences of their actions every problem is solved, forgotten or put on the back burners to be solved through text. Â
No, I'm not letting that go screw you >:(Â
Stolas literally gets hospitalized and is fine an episode later yeah, no thatâs fine. No need to look into that. No need to really sit and let that stew for minute. Thatâs not important or anything. No need to get Biltzoâs view on this or anything  Â
It's like that "Sunny meets Twilight" video on YouTubeÂ
âEvery villain converted, every problem friendshiped within a half hour. it got so peaceful we were literally making up fake friendship problems just to not go fucking insaneâ Â
Not to mention most of his sad feel bad for me moments are like his own fault. There's self-sabotage and then there's this: Â
like him being sad that Barbie doesnât want him in her life and him being all â:(â and I was like yeah, no shit idiot. She most likely has told him to leave her alone more than once, the rehab nurse said not look for her, didnât tell you she left rehab, and she was hard to find online obviously she doesnât want you in her life whatâs not clicking smart guy? Â
No honestly what did he expect to happen? Her to just well up with tears and hug him? Not to mention she lost her job because of him granted she would have lost it regardless because her plug was a target by IMP but still. That also added salt to the wound. Â
Blitzo is like wow my feeling are hurt in ways I could have avoided how could this have happened? Â
His whole thing at Ozzie's. he could have just said nothing and let Moxxie get picked on. You know I donât even know why he stood up for them in the first place. Is that not out of character or him? Like he will take almost any opportunity to shit on moxxie what changed now? and it isn't like a âonly I can pick on him thingâ he lets Loona make fun of him, let striker, and Millies family pick on him I mean come on he even joins in. What changed that made him want to stick up for the M&Ms? Other than narrative push also he knows Versoiska and Fizzarolli are in Ozzieâs 2 people he hates 2 people he has beef with why are you speaking? He could have saved his little crying session if he didnât say anything. (This also goes for Queen bee as well. Honestly the whole queen bee problem could have been avoided if blitzo kept his mouth shut) Â
Also how did he and stolas even get in? Moxxie had to wait for almost a year or so for seats to Ozzieâs because itâs always booked... also it must cost a little money to go realistically speaking and it's not like Stolas paid or even got them seats because Stolas didnât even know they were at Ozzie's to being with. This whole episode shouldnât have even happened from a continuity standpoint because Stolas and Blizto shouldnât have been able to get into Ozzie's in the first place! Lol
Blitzo when something goes wrong after he literally caused it or could have avoided it by shutting up for 5 minuets: Â
His trip and his mom dying are stuff that aren't completely his fault as mom dying was an accident and his trip was just his inner dialog Â
so like 1st of all this mom dying thing didnât work like Moxxie's did we didnât get to see a flashback of her being motherly or whatever like we did with Moxxie's mom we saw Moxxie's mom being protective, and caring for him and all that jazzÂ
all we know is just that yup thatâs a mom and sheâs dead now. Â :D
Speaking of dead moms. I'm about to get really heartless
Honestly the fact that Blizto made Fizzâs back story about him really irked me. Fizz is like yo, you almost ruined my life and Biltzo is like yeah thatâs sad and all, but my mom died :/ Â
Ok? Like? Fizz lost all his arms, legs, and horns and could have had his whole career as an entertainer ripped from him but yeah, your mommy died so sad Â
I understand it was to show his perspective but felt kind of one up-ish, no? Â
âI lost my arms and legs in a fire you startedâ Â
âYeah, but my mom diedâ âlooks around for validation- Â
Like yeah apologize for starting the fire but like what does your mom have to do about this? This isn't about her, ok? You nearly killed him! Focused on that babe Â
Im sorry but can you imagine you losing your limbs in a freak accident you though was orchestrated by an ex best friend. Then when confronted by it they're like "yeah but my mom died"Â
I'm sorry if I sound cruel or whatever but like really? Â
This isn't about her. I'm sorry... I donât know if youâve noticed but one of us here has robotic attachments to help them function after a fire one of us caused (albeit on accident but I donât know that yet) Â
Yeah, no I was just nearly burned alive and had to endure the feeling of my skin melting off my bones for however long it took for someone to find me and take me to the hospital on my birthday. Go through whatever surgeries, and physical therapy to get better, get robotic attachments so I could still perform and function better, and get use to not having my limbs and coming to terms with my new normal and the fact that my old best friend started this whole thing in the first place (albeit on accident but I donât know that yet) and didnât visit me or apologize in 15ish years because of an unknown 3rd party
But yeah, your mom died Â
So sorry about that Â
What? This isn't about her! Why are you bringing this up? I'm sorry your mom and my limbs can't be here today but what does your mom have to do with my limbs getting seared off? Nothing? Yeah, thatâs what I thought. Way to use your mom to soften the blow of you being the literal cause that I am now an amputee (albeit on accident but I donât know that yet) Â
Nice going dude real nice Â
like this not the way of the platypus
Other than the fact that imps aren't immune to hell fire in the first place doesnât make any sense to me but thatâs not important at the end of the day now, is it? No, it's not Â
Um... Â
heh
Anyways... Â
His trip was just eh for me I really didnât care Â
Also why didnât Barbie show up in bliztoâs trip or even a cameo or something? Like I know some people are gonna be like âwell those were romantic and sexual relationshipsâ and yeah sure. Â
That's it. I donât have a comeback for that lol Â
To be fair a good amount of Helluva boss characters are unsympathetic but there are characters I sympathize with even if said characters that donât necessarily have a lot to sympathize with like Asmodeus I feel bad that Fizzarolli wakes him up with an air horn sometimes Â
The only time I've sympathized with Blizto was when he was getting the shit kicked out of him by Loona and thatâs only because the only character, I dislike more than Blizto is Loona Â
(a lot of people who are critical of Loona are like âBlizto deserves betterâ or âLoona doesnât deserve Bilztoâ and honestly, I kinda agree but at the same time it seems like they deserve each other lol) Â
Everyone is like complaining that Loona isn't getting lines or any screen time but I'm over here likeÂ
Uh Â
But yeah, thatâs all :)Â
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Fizz and Blitzoâs Beef doesnât make any sinceÂ
To me
(idk why it says my replies are restricted if you cant reply go ahead and just tag your comments or something I am not sure how to turn it off my reply settings say anyone can reply supes sorry)
In my opinion Â
What do you think?
(This isn't really flaw of the ep it's more just... I guess a me thing? I think?)
Is it just me or does Fizz and Blitzoâs Beef build up not have the effect it thinks its does? What I mean is before Oops biltzo and Fizz obviously had some beef with each other because of what Blizto says to robot Fizz, what Fizz says to Blizto in Ozzie's and also when they see each other in Oops for the first half. Â
For Fizz it makes some since, but Blizto doesnât make any whatâs so ever because they haven't seen each other since the accident because Biltzo couldnât visit him, right? Right. So how can this hate be mutual? They were on good terms before the accident as Blizto was going to tell Fizz he liked him but chickened out and it looked like he was mad at Fizz, but he wasnât. Â
Why on earth did Blizto not like him(Fizz)? He calls Fizz an over rated sell out jester. You would think someone who was so overwhelmed by guilt of getting his best friend and crush obliterated on accident that he cried when apologizing. wouldnât have said something so mean about him. Also why is blizto jealous of Fizz if he left bad about the accident wouldnât seeing Fizz alive and becoming successful make him feel better like âoh awesome I didnât ruin his life or anythingâ You can say its jealousy on Blitzos part, but you literally almost killed him so you can only be mad so much (in my opinion) and he is clearly happy for fizz and his accomplishments Â
And if blizto was pretending to hate Fizz because he assumed Fizz hated him and wanted to just go along with it instead of facing the problem. Well, that goes against everything else weâve seen blizto do! You're telling me he can sneak into Stolasâ castle, the rehab hospital, find Barbie (even when she doesnât want to found), and will disregard the boundaries of Moxxie to get what he wants but he couldnât find or sneak into Fizzâs hospital or somewhere he worked to apologize? Sure right, this is Stolas not finding Octavia even though she had the book with her and stolas could've located the book to find her all over again Â
also why is blizto so surprised when Fizz tells him he didnât ruin his life with how well-known and marketed Fizz is obviously you didnât ruin his life. Â
Fizz says Bliztoâs love life is bad. How does he know that? If the last time theyâve seen each other was on Fizzâs birthday then how in the world does he know that? all of Bliztos known romantic relationships to us the audience is Verosika and Stolas. Unless verosika told Fizzarolli about their relationship how does he know that? âSome nerve you have to comment on a relationship. Last time I checked your love life is pile of shitâ last time you checked? Babes, you haven't seen him in 15 years! How did you check? last time you âcheckedâ anything you needed up an amputee Â
Other eps make it seem like Blizto and Fizz had some big falling out, but they didnât. So how does all thisÂ
âI make more money than you do being a cheap ass robo rip off of an overrated sell out jesterâÂ
âHey, everyone, this guys a total disgraceâÂ
âSome nerve you have to comment on a relationship. Last time I checked your love life is pile of shitâÂ
âI have my own life without you in itâÂ
âTwice is already way too muchâÂ
âWell at least I'm still actually working for my shit and not getting everything handed to me like some pampered attention whore!â Â
âMy horns were always bigger than yoursâÂ
Come form not seeing someone for 15 years?Â
For Fizz? sure it makes since homeboy blew you up but for blizto to have such a guilty reaction and burst into tear proclaiming about how sorry he was doesnât make any since. They were so salty towards each other than they havenât seen each other in 15 years and not having a big fight before they were separated doesnât make any sense to me. It would be one thing if Blizto was pretending to forget the accident, or keep denying that he started the fire, but he just admits it, and this is obviously something that eats up at him and that he regrets. Â
Why does blizto have so much animosity towards Fizz?  Given what all other episodes and the beginning of Oops makes it seem like Fizz and Blizto had some big falling out and maybe had some type of romantic thing going on and know more knowledge about each other than Oops shows us, but thereâs nothing! Â
thoughts? Â
Am I watching the show wrong lol?
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These Helluva characters that feel the same to meÂ
I've been work shopping this since the Mammon episode came out. I just want other opinions on this so I can confirm if I'm crazy or if others see it too. Keep in mind this is how I see the characters and my opinion. I'm glad to see what you all think as well :)
Blizto and Mammon are the same character. Moxxie and Fizz share a good amount of qualities that are very similar and so do Millie and Asmodeus. Idk it seems like they feel the same sometimes. You would think Stolas, Biltz, Fizz and Asmodeus would have the most in common because theyâre supposed to be parallels Â
But let me explainÂ
Were we go Â
Mammon and Blizto Â
(I already when over this in another post so here's what I said)Â Â
They are practically the same character given what the show tells us. What Blitzo does to Moxxie is the same thing Mammon does to fizz only cranked up to nine. Mammon says things that make Fizz worry I.e. âready to reclaim your win another year... I saw your competition and it's pretty stiff, right? You are going to have try extra hardâ remember in âThe Harvest Moon Festivalâ ep where Blizto says ânow just remember your rep with the in laws is on the line here so, no pressure at all you totally will not make an ass of yourself in front of everyone important in your lifeâ he totally did that on purpose. How about when Mammon calls Fizz a âa bit chungoâ? blitzo in seeing stars âyou know it wouldnât kill ya to put a salad in your body every now and thenâ and he says it meaner. He even encourages Loona to also call moxxie fat so while itâs still Loona doing it Blizto not telling her to chill out or something and there by condoning it, but he has the nerve to clutch his stupid little pearls (also blitzo isn't Wareing his mom little necklace thing in the Mammon ep) when Mammon does the same thing. Mammon says sexually charged stuff to Fizz that is very obviously making him uncomfortable but disregards it like its nothing? âtheyâll want a piece of you they can home and fuck! Donât you want that Fizzy? to be fucked?â Then Fizz said no, and he disregarded it. Blizto in Murder Family, Harvest Moon, Truth seekers, Ex's and Ohs when he makes a big deal about someone having sex with both Moxxie and Millie and then making a big deal at the fact that he, Moxxie and Millie have had sex with the same person also maybe Ozzie's when he says he watches the M&M get it on but it's hard to gaze if Moxxieâs reaction was surprise, disgust or both. Mammon calls Fizz a âa stupid little [HONK]â Blizto calls Moxxie âa fucking disgraceâ in Unhappy Campers but to be fair I make it an active effort to forget that ep is canon so. Mammon puts Fizz in a situation he can't handle, which leads to a panic attack. Blizo in the first ep Murder Family where Moxxie doesnât want to kill Martha because he doesnât want to kill a mother and ruin a family and is openly hesitant and uncomfortable about it causing him to have a small panic and mess up the mission at first. Mammon tells fizz to get his shit together with the underlying threat of firing, terminating, or worse. Murder family Blitzo says âBut if you ever pull a stunt like this again, I will fuck you and your wifeâ. Both Blizto and Mammon are openly sexist treat Fizz and Moxxie all buddy buddy when they do stuff, they want but when they donât comply or might do something they donât like they get mean or aggressive. They only main differences is that Moxxie can talk back to Blizto in a way and fizz can't and Fizz gets to quit and escape his horrible boss.
ok new stuff
Moxxie and FizzarolliÂ
Moxxie and Fizzarolii have a lot in common such as being into music and overall performance. Fizz, I think he is supposed to be a comedian (heâs a jester) but from all the performances he puts on is mostly singing so. They both like supporting new talent Fizz and the deft kid. Moxxie and the mixtape guy from seeing stars âyou made this?... Millie! We need money to pay this talented artist... These artists put their hearts and souls into their work.â They both can be very awkward at times Fizz in Mammons Magnificent Musical Mid-Season Special ft. Fizzarolli (MMMMSfF) âHaha ignores him, Sir. Heâs uh like this all the timeâ and moxxie in Harvest moon festal when Millies's dad talks about the flaming twister and moxxie awkwardly chuckles and says, âoh crumbs...â and they both seem to have a need to be good at what they do. Fizz and his performances saying he needs the pageant gig and Moxxie with being a good assassin his constant want to be stronger like in harvest moon. They both get called fat, and they both have a powerhouse SO. Both get wrapped up in their heads and wonât listen to reason if it means they get to prove themselves to a sucky boss or their own ego. I.e. the entirety of Unhappy Campers and the beginning of western energy when Moxxie must kill the pig thing and MMMMSfF when Fizz won't listen to Ozzie when he tells him âyo maybe not this year?â about the pageant. they both have exceedingly more screen time and character development than their SO. Both are kind of weak physically speaking Fizz can't fight and Moxxie can't really hold his own very often and needs back up when it comes to hand to hand combat. disregards theyâre significant otherâs worries for them I.e. when Asmodeus was worried about Fizz going to the Greed ring knowing something bad could happen to Fizz given his fame and flashy personality and when Asmodeus doesnât want Fizz to go to the pageant because it takes a physical and emotional toll on Fizz. Millie when sheâs worried about Moxxie entering the Pain Games, when Millie is worried moxxie is getting carried away with mission in Unhappy Campers. They need to be reassured Fizz when he says he sorry to Ozzie for getting kidnapped and Ozzie say she should need to apologize for it and when Ozzie says he loves fizz flaws and all alsothat he doesnât need to be Mammon's cash bitch. Moxxie when Millie tells him doesnât need to prove heâs strong to her parents, doesnât need to hide his past from her. Damzel in destress Â
Millie and Asmodeus Â
Not a lot to say about them because they donât get a lot of screen time and are often pushed to the side for the more popular SO. Seemingly perfect significant others who are only there to boot the other party of the relationship. ambiguous flaws such as Millie being hellhound racist and doesn't do/say anything about blizto/Loona/anybody abusing moxxie. Ozzie, a deadly sin who couldn't save is boyfriend from a villain who is 30000x weaker than him and blizto saved him and seemingly a little processive and kind of smothery. Comparatively to Moxxie and Fizz we know very little about them. The moral support and all around good/normal one. Being comply indifferent to Blizto despite how he treats/treaded Moxxie and Fizz. I understand blizto and Fizz made up, but wouldn't you still be a little skeptical of the guy who disabled your boyfriend even a little? even if it was on accident? Also, wouldnât you want to speak to your so called friend and boss about how he treats your husband? Â
Is it just me? Fizz and Ozzie feel like the gay version of Moxxie and Millie. I feel like I have a sold case with Blizto and Mammon and Millie and Asmodeus, but I donât know Â
what do you think?
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the whole âsinners canât go to other rings because itâll be unsafe for hell Bornsâ thing makes the hell born and the deadly sins by proxy look weak. Â
I know Hazbin hasnât come out yet just let me speak my BS really quick and I'll disappear for a few months. Also sorry for jumping on the âHazbin is trash, and it hasnât even come out yetâ train. Not that I think itâs going to be trash I think it going to be good actually, but I donât want anyone to think i'm just poking holes in the boat for no reason. Â
but this has been on my mind for like a few weeks straight I need to scream into the void  Â
I know I'm asking a pointless question but why do the sinners have powers anyways? Is it like a soul thing? Where some humans have powerful souls that carry on to the afterlife? Â
Because hell's most popular interpretation is a place where humans are sent to be tortured for not being good people or allowing themselves to sin. So why in hell (heh) can't the hell born protect themselves from the sinners? If the whole point of hell is to make the sinners suffer then why are the hell born weaker (so it seems) than the sinners Â
I know you're probably like âdude who cares?â and I mean yeah, but like shut up! I care! lol
 Also, if sinners aren't there to be tortured, I have another question that is pointless what's the point of hell in the context of Hazbin and Helluva? I honestly wish the pilot was about the workings of hell and not the characters but then it wouldnât have been as popular because the characters were the selling point. The pilot just drops us into the action and doesnât explain enough about hell. This obviously isn't your mommaâs hell but what kind of hell is it? Why are the sinners so powerful that they would be a threat to demons born there? They are demons! Why would they be so susceptible to destruction by a bunch of puny (dead) human mortals that are immortal until killed by another immortal mortal or slain in the yearly rapture I mean extermination.  Â
Also why donât they just make the pride ring bigger? Assuming that Hell isn't confided to a set space
make
it Â
bigger Â
There's nothing stopping this
if Lucifer doesnât believe in Charlie's cause he should just make the pride ring bigger so they donât need the extermination and Charlie would have no need to go on her whole rehabilitation thing. Just kick her while she's down! Why not? Â
Wait a minute! Â
Why isn't hell infinite? Is heaven not infante? What happens if heaven and hell are both overpopulated now you're just doing the homeless thing where people send them to other cities and then so on. Â
I know I'm asking questions that can't be answered yet but like... what do you mean âhell is overpopulatedâ? Â
What!?
Do you know how many people have lived and died on earth and are continuing to live and die? Like a lot! more than 10 one could say, so why does the afterlife have a max capacity? Â
That isn't very efficient Â
Anyways... Hazbin comes out in January yay! I'm so excited believe it or not I can't wait to have more Nifty, Husk and Angel content >w< Â
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I donât know why I do this but I over diva-a-fy my favorite characters Â
Like say for instance Sans from undertale like... what is my problem? Â
for Papyrus it sort of makes since he seems like someone whoâd care a lot about his appearance and how others perceive him to a degree but Sans? Really? No way. But I can't shake the idea that Sans definitely has this robe Â
sans draped over the couch dramatically woe is me-ing about a non-existent ex-husband who mysteriously passed away is funny and entertaining to me Â
(Or what if sans was a total gold digger?) that he likes luxury things despite his Lazy and slobish nature I can't help it! The total whiplash of him of him being nah I'll eat a dollar store burger if I gotta but also being like I want a 20,000G coat I'm only gonna wear in my room and then buy it! much to the dismay of Papyrus. Not just a material goods diva but also diva as in âI donât want to do anything that could break a nailâ diva like with how lazy he is like âbro I'd love to help with puzzles, but I just got my nails done. Would be a shame if I broke themâ and Papyrus being like âSans... we donât have finger nailsâ or like âPaps I'd love to pick up that sock but my feet hurt form my new shoesâ or âI just brought this Blanket for 30G so I need like 25 more naps with it so I get my money's worth it would be a shame if I wasted my moneyâ I feel like sans would be a self-care kind of girl heâd have the best night time routine no joke. Like âhereâs my 50 step nighttime routineâ and thrive while doing so. I like to think that Papyrus is very salty about this âyou can do all that, but you can't be bothered to clean your room?â and sans says âsorry Paps can't pick up the sock I have a face mask on <3â  Â
I think it would be really funny if sans were very high maintenance and Papyrus was very low maintenanceÂ
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I saw everyone doing these cute little tier lists and I wanna join Â
This is as of S2 ep7 Â (I know i'm late)
Characters Â
Songs Â
Episodes Â
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Rule 34 is just perverted akinator.
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helluva bossâ humor really trips me up sometimes Â
(long post like really long post i go off)
Because sometimes it plays with hell's society and makes funny jokes like the HR joke in Spring Broken. One thing that sticks out like a sore thumb is when it makes jokes or points fun at prudes in the universe. Which btw I donât think this bad or anything itâs just something that pulled me personally out of the show. Itâs still funny at the end of the day but! Â
Like the normalcy of death, swearing, sex, innuendos and all that. like jokes that would make you or me pause for a second wouldnât be such a deal to them and vice versa is funny. Honestly the M&Mâs being in a loving relationship in hell as a joke is funny Â
But the thing that trips me up is the way some demons in universe react to the jokes doesnât make any since. I understand their reaction is a joke, but why did they have that reaction anyway? for example Â
In the LooLoo Land episode a good joke was when Octavia said she was going to be sick then Moxxie panics going through different medications and pulls out a bunch of syringes full of morphine just to casually throw them into a baby stroller when Octavia says she wasnât really sick. Hilarious and it shows the human and demon side of moxxie love it. Although in the same episode Blizto says he isn't a day hooker and the lady walking by judges him and he calls her a prude. Funny yes! But why does she care like girl he has a whole gun and thatâs what you choose to be concerned about? Ok. I understand her being shocked is the joke but why is she? In a place where being a hooker is possibly the most normal thing to them as being lawyer is to you or me. Why such a strong reaction? Â
(Stolas has green screen arms lol)
Even the newest Mammon ep in Fizzâs âtwo weeks' notice or whatever it's calledâ song when he say âspending life bent over with your fist in my âAââ and the crowed is like shocked or put off by it like sure maybe they just weren't expecting it but he literally says bent over and even shakes his little imp ass at them while setting up the joke. It could have also been that they were surprised he censored himself. I donât know, do you know? Â
Also, I must say hell born demons donât have to be always ok with sex jokes. A little verity never hurts anybody. just Like Moxxie not very violent or having his limits is fine and also Striker being uncomfortable or not liking that everyone makes sex jokes at his expense is kind of funny it's of the same caliber of funny that the M&Mâs gimmick has. I also think he doesnât like the sex jokes because he doesnât have control of the situation (or Stolas, Moxxie, and Fizz just aren't his type who knows lol) he was more than ready to diddle Biltzoâs holes if it meant heâd join Striker. Also, he didnât seem to mind the other imps fawning over him even if he did kick that one girl in the face. Kind of like a you can look but donât touch kind of thing. He likes or deals with the jokes until he can't control the situation and it's like come one dude, I'm trying to kill you cower before me plz :( you feel me? Like that makes since because it can be explained away with, their character but seeing as itâs not a social norm so when others who we donât know and are supposed to show the status quo do it, itâs a little bit weird you know? Â
This also applies to Helluva Boss in general not just jokes. Itâs honestly hard to tell what's allowed in hell and what isn't sometimes even for jokes because you know how a lot of people were weirded out at the kid being at the clown pageant and everyone is like âdude its hell they donât have the same type of morals as we doâ but also have people in the show react to sex or taboo stuff like it's weird you know? Like yes, I expect hypocrisy in the world of hell like a whole ârules for thee but for meâ kind of thing. It is hard to stay true to that when the rules arenât enforced?  because one second, youâll have Loona and Blizto making fun of Moxxie for being âfatâ, but you also want me to care when Mammon calls Fizz fat. I'm supposed to take Loona beating up Blizto as a joke but once Stella raises a hand to Stolas, I'm supposed to be like oh no abuse!Â
Speaking of abuse. Mammon is just Blitzo cranked up to eleven. They are practically the same character given what the show tells us. What Blitzo does to Moxxie is the same thing Mammon does to fizz only cranked up to nine. Mammon says things that make Fizz worry I.e. âready to reclaim your win another year... I saw your competition and it's pretty stiff, right? You are going to have try extra hardâ remember in âThe Harvest Moon Festivalâ ep where Blizto says ânow just remember your rep with the in laws is on the line here so, no pressure at all you totally will not make an ass of yourself in front of everyone important in your lifeâ he totally did that on purpose. How about when Mammon calls Fizz a âa bit chungoâ? blitzo in seeing stars âyou know it wouldnât kill ya to put a salad in your body every now and thenâ and he says it meaner. He even encourages Loona to also call moxxie fat so while itâs still Loona doing it Blizto not telling her to chill out or something and there by condoning it, but he has the nerve to clutch his stupid little pearls (also blitzo isn't Wareing his mom little necklace thing in ep) when Mammon does the same thing.
The fuck is that face for you slimy little bitch? Â
Mammon says sexually charged stuff to Fizz that is very obviously making him uncomfortable but disregards it like its nothing? âThe more theyâll want a piece of you they can home and fuck! Donât you want that Fizzy? to be fucked?â Then Fizz said no, and he disregarded it. Blizto in Murder Family, Harvest Moon, Truth seekers, Ex's and Ohs when he makes a big deal about someone having sex with both Moxxie and Millie and then making a big deal at the fact that he, Moxxie and Millie have had sex with the same person also maybe Ozzie's when he says he watches the M&M get it on but it's hard to gaze if Moxxieâs reaction was surprise, disgust or both. Mammon calls Fizz a âa stupid little [HONK]â Blizto calls Moxxie âa fucking disgraceâ in Unhappy Campers but to be fair I make it an active effort to forget that ep is canon so. Mammon puts Fizz in a situation he can't handle, which leads to a panic attack. Blizo in the first ep Murder Family where Moxxie doesnât want to kill Martha because he doesnât want to kill a mother and ruin a family and is openly hesitant and uncomfortable about it causing him to have a small panic and mess up the mission at first. Mammon tells fizz to get his shit together with the underlying threat of firing, terminating, or worse. Murder family Blitzo says âBut if you ever pull a stunt like this again, I will fuck you and your wifeâ. Both BLizto and Mammon treat Fizz and Moxxie all buddy buddy when they do stuff, they want but when they donât comply or might not do something they donât like they get mean or aggressive. They only main differences is that Moxxie can talk back to Blizto in a way and fizz can't. Also, Fizz actually quits, and escapes his horrible boss. Â
I know that the pilot isn't cannon but itâs the blueprint of the characters and Blizto being abusive to moxxie sexually and verbally being a constant throughout the pilot and the canonized show is just... ickyÂ
The show will tell me that imps and hellhounds are at the bottom of society but also have them stand up to the deadly sins like it no big deal. Loona tried to fight Beelzebub, Crimson tried to bribe and blackmail Asmodeus, Fizz stands up Mammon (as he should but Mammon could have literally tuned him into a smoothie) like the deadly sins are the next things to gods and these low-level nobodies are trying to square up. Not only does it make the deadly sins look like total wusses, but it also makes hellhounds and imps look more powerful than they are. Striker saying royals' step all over imps and treat them horribly and other than stella literally throwing Pringles and referring to him as âthis oneâ
but Stolas literally uses Pringles as like a phone stand in Seeing Stars so....Â
The only ones who weâve seem treat the imps like that on a regular basis are other non-royal hell born demons like the twins in Mammons ep. The lady and her kid in the doctor's office in western energy, the hellhound bodyguards in The Circus and even other imps like how Millies family treat Moxxie because heâs traditionally strong, or how striker thinks that he and blizto are far better then theyâre own kind. Sure, the imps are butlers, purse accessories, and work on farms to feed the other rings. Other than the farm thing other demons do too from what weâve seen. Also, from what we have seen, the royals are so detached from imps it seems like Strikersâ biggest problem is other demons themselves. The only royal we see talk down to imps is Stolas. Stella, Andrealphus, Paimon, never says much about them or even addresses them in any kind of way thatâs outright negative, itâs more or less just plain indifference. I mean even the 7 deadly sins (that weâve met so far) donât say anything about imps in a derogatory way mammon doesnât, Bee calls Blitzo âImp boyâ but not in a mean way, and Asmodeus call Moxxie âlittle impâ which seems more teasing than mean. Â
Ok look if I'm to take the hell hierarchy seriously then please play by your rules. I-ok so like are the sins a force to be reckoned with or not? Because they just seem like regular demons but bigger. You're telling me the second blizto get nabbed by the DORK agents Stolas is out here cracking necks and summoning himself in blood to save himÂ
But nothing was done to save fizz? Â
âIt was hostage situationâ ok and? Asmodeus is a sin he could have pulled a Stolas and posseted one of Crimsons goons and shot or incomposite striker and crimson. You have almost infante power and you can't save your boyfriend and work colleague? And if demons can't be possessed then send Stolas in exchange for the crystal. Crimson doesnât know about Stolas, and it would surprise him stolas can turn into his big bird form in hell and did in Seeing Stars. ALSO why is everyone just standing up to and trying to pick fights with the Sins? Like guys I get it I really do but please realistically you're going to get smooshed like bugÂ
I'm constantly being told that Stolas and Blitzo can't be together while Beelzebub and Asmodeus can be with Vortex and Fizz. With no real in show reason as to why? You can address its hypocrisy all you want but you still never gave a reason as to why one is ok and other isn't. Stolas is Royality and can't date outside his rank? And the 7 deadly sins are of a different rank than him so it's different. How so? Why does Asmodeus need it to keep him and fizz a secret? if a god was dating a regular person, what could you possibly do about it? Also, if Asmodeus needs to keep his relationship a secret, then why doesnât Beelzebub? If it because Beelzebubâs relationship corresponds to her sin how so? How is dating someone not of your rank gluttonous or indulgent? Unless Bee is a serial dater, and I donât think she is how so? Also, Asmodeus dating Fizz does correspond to his sin heâs the over seer of lust and lust doesnât stop at rank or class. If them being romantic is the problem, then they could lie and tell everyone that him and fizz are just fuck buddies or they're in an open relationship where they are ok with each other sleeping around but they donât do it. Theyâre already business partners; it wouldnât be a stretch if the literal ruler of lust would want to sleep with someone regardless of their rank and whether or not they work for them. Plus, they do openly say they are fucking each other while Ozzie's workers are near so them having sex isn't the problem. Â
Ok so like yaâll know the live action Grinch movie? And you know that one part where the grinch is the holiday chair mister and the who's are giving him a bunch of food even after he's full and his face is full of food, but they keep shoving more in his mouth? Yeah, that is what watching helluva boss is like sometimes you know?  Â
It's like a barrage of information or nothingÂ
Anyways Â
this show is ride and then some lol granted this doesnât really make or break the show for me honestly, it's just that the more the show tells me one thing itâll go through hell (heh) to make it, so it doesnât matter anymore, and it only brings up more questions. Like if something isn't allowed then make it so donât just tell me oh thatâs not allowed but is but itâs a problem but I'm not going to tell you why or what the problem is just trust me look at the cute couples donât look anywhere else donât worry about it Â
I know youâre probably asking yo why are you questioning it I'm just a confused fan and I want the show I like to make since is that such a tall order?Â
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One of my favorite things to do is to put the different Sans AUs (and sometimes Papyrusâ) in different... âcliquesâ so to speak Â
Think like the Star Sansâ, Bad Sansâ. The Murder Times Trio (or whatever theyâre called now) or the Og Three (Undertale, Underfell, and Underswap) as I like to call them lol Â
So, for instance, I call this group the Timeline Sansâ So, its Sic Sans, UnderTale, HorrorTale or Dusttale (you can add both or switch them out), Aftertale (Geno), and Error if you want to really go the full mile you can add fatal error as well. Basically, itâs fandoms timeline of sansâ life he starts out as a scientist and ends up as error Â
I thought it was really cool Â
Another one is the Swaps or the MAGFINACENT CLUB OF COOL DUDES (add any and all papyrusâ or heck even the swap papyrus like a Papy daycare while the swaps talk lol)Â So basically, Og Swap, Swapfell(the purple swap), Fellswap(the red one), Blueberror, and Gold Swapfell(the other red one) you can add other swaps I personally like to add like lust swap, or Dance swap. I feel like the swaps are either really underrated or donât get the same amount of crossover with each other like the regular sansâ Â
One I've been work shopping is the Star Gazers (Gayzers?)Â So outertale (duh), Og Undertale, Error, and Geno. It's cute to see the Og Sansâ and his other versions enjoy his hobbies Â
I call this one âNot Quite Sansâ Â So, itâs Dream, Nightmare, Ink (if you think heâs not a real sans), Fresh and all the swap papyrusâ Â
You can do a reverse of this and make a âNot Quite Papyrusâ group. so, all the swap sansâ and turn Dream, Nightmare, fresh and Ink into papyrusâ '
Another one was âOw The Edgeâ Underfell, Swapfell, Fellswap, Dusttale, and Reapertale (for the aesthetic I donât think heâs edgy but what's more edgy than saying âI hang out with death itself?â)  I think our little rough and tumble boys deserve a little time to revile in their toughness just a bunch of tough bois   Â
I really like this one lol âReading Budsâ Â Altertale(he doesnât get enough love), error, Geno, Cross, and Nightmare (passive or corrupted works) Â
Another one is âRole Reversalâ Swap, Altertale, Alterswap, Sic sans, and Blueberror Â
And the last two âFashion Policeâ Â Error, Swapfell Gold, and lust. I just think theyâd be the best group of sassy little guysÂ
âCan I Please Have Break?â poor babies... Geno, Asylum Sans, Dust, Blueberror, Lust, and passive Nightmare Â
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(Warning blood, gore)
MAMMON HAVING LITTLE FIZZ BOT ARM CANDIES IS CANNON!!!
(I forgot to post this lol)
I've always liked the idea that mammon had personal fizz bots
omg this is amazing!
I am being completely normal about this information I promise
:)
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You know for an embarrassing amount of time I didnât know Asmodeus was a like a rooster/chicken it makes since
like haha cock get it? But his face gives cat. like the meme of the cat and a knife is pointed at its face Â
same thing Â
look  Â
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ok but why tho?
why does Fizz think if heâs not famous or in Mammons good graces heâll lose Asmodeus? Sure, him being famous is probably how they met but now that theyâve met and are together now. It's not like Asmodeus is only with him because heâs famous because even with the fame it's still scandals for them to be together. Are Ozzie's eyes drifting elsewhere? Â Why does he think this? I watched the episode twice and I still donât get it Â
help a bun out here
what did i miss?
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The fact that celebrity endorsement or partnerships work baffles me Â
(Look at me screaming into the void)Â
Like why would a celebrity make me want to buy something? I literally don't care about them. Like my relationship with famous people ends with movies, songs, or whatever media I consume. Like for the longest time I listed to a bunch of Talyor Swift songs and didnât know they were her songs. Because I didnât care I listened to the song, and she made money my amount of âgive a careâ end there. Some people say it's disrespectful to not care about who makes the music I listen to or who voiced the character I like but like they still got paid at the end of the day and I still like the music and character. Do I give a rat's tail about who voiced bubbles form the Power Puff Girls? No. That voice will always be bubbles not her voice actor. I wish the voice actor love, but I still donât care.
The fact that people see a celebrity on an ad and buy it whatever product theyâre shilling or because some famous person is in a movie theyâll go see the movie. Like what? That doesnât make any sense to me. Any time an alleged famous person is on tv using some product they obviously donât use. I feel nothing. I cant even recognize celebrities sometimes and a lot of them look the same anyway. The fact that some random celebrity can be seen eating a sub from subway and people will go to subway and eat there. Or those celebrity meals at Mc Donalds? Why? I donât care what they eat at Mc Donalds why would anyone care about that? Â
Another thing that also ties into this is also people who keep up with celebrities like they are family. Thatâs so weird. People will be like âomg did see {famous person}âs Instagram theyâre getting married!â or âomg sheâs having a babyâ like, ok? And? Why are you telling me this? Why do you care about that? You can tell me what some random celebrity ate at 4:36 on the 14th of October in 2015 but you can't tell me your mom's favorite color? Is that not unhealthy? Why do you care and why do you know that? Or on the rare occasion I actually know the celebrity and people expect me to care about it like hypothetically let's say Will Wood is having a baby with his partner and someone will tell me about it. What do you want me to say to that? Will it affect his music? No? Then I donât care. Even if it did and he stopped making music I still wouldnât care I could always find some other artist to listen to who makes the same genre of music and even still I could listen to his old songs. An artist or actors' personal life isnât any of my business and I donât care. People who are emotionally invested in famous people's personal lives are honestly a tad worrisome, no? Â
Also, people who will defend and go to bat for influencers or famous people like theyâre life depends on it. Like why are you this passionate about a person who doesnât know or care about you. Or people whoâll get pissy and angry when someone ever so slightly says something negative about them ready to write full essays and dox someone just because they donât think that person (or even a media) is that great. Like sure it's one thing to address bad faith stuff but like just genuine critique or just saying âyeah I donât like themâ then like huh? Â
Btw I have the same feeling towards Youtubers. I am not a loyal viewer. If one youtuber stops making videos I can find like 5 other, youtubers who do that same thing and probably better. When youtubers start having kids and families I donât care. Which is also why I donât understand why people watch family channels or vloggers that are about their personal lives because why do you want to watch that? Â
But at the end of the day, I'm some nobody who doesnât like natural sunlight so even if you do find some enjoyment in this, I won't come at you with pitch forks, but I will judge you silently. Also, you scare me a little bitÂ
Peace and love fluffers Â
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You know what? What if the reason we havenât seen IMP do their job was because no one (excerpt for me I guess) liked the C.H.E.R.U.B. episode... Â
Like think about it Â
 everyone liked Murder Family everyone had a good time Â
But C.H.E.R.U.B.? No! Â
everyone said it was mid, no one liked it, and no one talks about it Â
Maybe Viv saw that LooLoo Land and Spring Broken were more positively received and said ok if thatâs what the public wants
Not to mention the episode Unhappy Campers where they did their job, For the first time in like 9-ish episodes, no one liked it because Moxxie was like, you know, the worst and the âteen problemâÂ
Possibly the reason we donât see any episodes of the IMP doing their job (you know the main selling point of the show). Is probably because the others were so well liked, and it gave Viv permission form the loud majority of the fandom that they donât want to see IMP do their job instead they want Stoliz Â
Also, Viv likes Stoliz and sheâs in charge of the show so whatever she wants goes at the end of the day  Â
Because let's be honest Blizto and Stolas' relationship took over the show and leave no room for anything else Â
Not to forget the wiki and the IMBD page says the show is about: Â
And when you watch the darn show, you only get 3 episodes that show what the show is about Â
not to mentionÂ
only one of them is good (Murder Family), one of them is ok (C.H.E.R.U.B.), and the other is just downright unwatchable (Unhappy Campers) Â
Ok well technically there are 4 episodes of I.M.P. being I.M.P. if you count Spring broken. I donât because yes, they're doing, their job in the technical since but in reality, I donât think that parking space was that big a deal I donât know why they couldnât use a different parking space. It didnât really affect their job, you know? And they still did their job itâs not like them not having theyâre parking space put the business at risk it was just bilzto being dramatic and petty with an ex. They only did their job for like 3 minutes and it was mostly off screen and it took the back burner it wasnât really tied into the story as well as it was in C.H.E.R.U.B. or Murder Family. Also, I donât think they finished those jobs they stopped when the fish monster attacked and everyone who was there left and they ended up going home after blackmailing Verosika Â
If most of the fandom didnât like Stoliz do you think we would have gotten more IMP, as a business, episodes? Â
And yes, I know Helluva Boss is free and doesnât have a studio to help it Â
But if you need a studio to write story consistency maybe you should wait and plan out the story first.
If you need a studio to help, make sure the story youâre telling makes since and that itâs about what you say itâs about maybe you need to slow down and take 5
 :/
Just saying
No hate
<3
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I typed this the day the Hazbin trailer dropped and I forgot to post it oops ...
I'm so excited about the Hazbin trailer Â
Like a rumored new 4th season of The Cuphead Show AND Hazbin next year amazing Â
I'm itching to see Nifty, Husk, and Angel again I miss my favs also I hope Charlie and Vaggie to get a duet together itâs gonna be great :)Â
Sure, the trailer was wicked silent. has to be the quietest trailer I've ever been a witness to Â
I do have to say though them announcing that a 2nd season is also coming when they haven't released the promised first season was very jarring for me. Call me petty but you haven't fully delivered the first season and considering how long it took for a trailer to even drop and they missed the old summer announcement Excuse me if I'm not taking this with full enthusiasm, but can you blame me? Â
I don't want to sound like an entitled ass but like... really? Â
How about we take some baby steps huh? Just tell us about season 1 then we can maybe we can see about the 2nd oneÂ
I felt like a mom when I typed that lol Â
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