thecacaomonarch

[thecacaomonarch]

Your majesty is this a good choice

" It does not seem trustworthy. Dollars is spelt wrong. "

[thecacaomonarch]

hey

hey guys

hey

just quick announcement real quick

ahem

LISTEN TO HOW TO BE A HUMAN BEING BY GLASS ANIMALS. THAT ALBUM (almost wrote animal) IS ABSOLUTE PEAKK

EVERY SONG PERFECTLY CAPTURES EMOTION AND VIBE which makes sense cus every song is based off each of the characters u see on the album cover, check the genius page for more

BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO IT, IT IS THEIR BEST ALBUM EVER ngl their more recent stuff is kinda mid sighhh

but this is so good listen to htbahb by glass animals i will give a special gift maybe or a lil treat if you listen to this whole thing <3

ok love you guys

[thecacaomonarch]

ACTUALLY SHED A GENUINE TEAR AT THAT RESPONSE MY HEART. HE'S SO SWEET 😭

YAYYAYAYAYYY THANK YOUUU <3 i try my best

[thecacaomonarch]

the blushing image. oh my god that's foul.

if anyone doesnt know what that image is those are two, uhmm...

phalluses....

also why is smc there

The pictures I found as reference before I drew u was horrid should i give you them?

YES. IF WE HAVE TO SUFFER THEN THE REST MUST SUFFER

[thecacaomonarch]

The pictures I found as reference before I drew u was horrid should i give you them?

YES. IF WE HAVE TO SUFFER THEN THE REST MUST SUFFER

[thecacaomonarch]

*lightly taps on mic* What's your opinion on White Lily Cookie?

" White Lily Cookie..

She has been far through much. The curse of dual-sided immortality is far too unfortunate of a curse to live with. However, the fact that we are still able to see the true face of her living is a blessing in itself.

She is a blessing in herself. "

[thecacaomonarch]

have i ever told you guys ive started making beats

here's one i'm working on <3 (pls forgive the off-timing of the synth drop idk why its like that i didnt make it off tempo when i made it)

[thecacaomonarch]

What is “hatred” to you? Are you sure you’re respected, and not feared? Not hated? Because you have every reason to be hated, and you have every reason to hate.

—||—hatred anon.

" Your taunts will do no such effect to me. My warriors are valiant, and mighty. They do not fear or hate me, neither do they fear or hate each other. We are a worthy kingdom. As for your question, hatred is betrayal. Silent, looming heat inside your dough waiting to burst out in rage. "

[thecacaomonarch]

thanks tumblr certainly a Holy Moly moment!!

anyways tysm for the support guys i genuinely love rping and hopefully i get more of my inbox bombarded love u all <3

[thecacaomonarch]

I like you have a doodle i made if you sleeping

" I need sleep. "

[thecacaomonarch]

*pat your head cutely*

Cutie cutie powerful king

Dark Cacao flinched slightly at the sudden pats, but sighed once it knew the stranger had no harm.

" Thank you kindly; quite certainly a random offer, but.. nonetheless, it suffices. "

[thecacaomonarch]

I’m (not) gonna go take an big ol nap now

ooc: THIS IS BEAUTIFUL ART I LOVE THIS HE LOOKS SO ACCURATE AND SILLYYY THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! <3

[thecacaomonarch]

My king you're amazing y'know that?

Have a great day <3

" Thank you kindly, asker; you are.. amazing as well. You have great valiance. "

[thecacaomonarch]

Yes or no

ooc: i have no idea if this is for dark cacao or for me but ill say yes

" A simple question; I choose yes. "

[thecacaomonarch]

Ok that's it

Get ready for the weird ass photos until you reply to mystic floor:)

- @ask-the-beast-cookies

ITS 10 PM GIVE ME A MINUTE PLEASEEE

[thecacaomonarch]

fuckkk me i'm getting lonely again i need friends

i miss my ex? for some reason?? i have no idea what's going on

[thecacaomonarch]

How do u feel about Cocoa cookie???!???? (*^ω^*)

" I feel.. adequate. This has been one of the more calmer days between the years of my living and ruling. It is peaceful, but also a warning for me to keep put and alert. "

(ooc: hai asker!! or whoever this is)