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WIP Tag Game

Thank you for tagging me @annas-hair-donut! 💕

Here's a very chaotic and ever-growing list of partially written WIPs that are sitting in my drive and begging to be completed. Feel free to ask me about any of them! (And please note that this list does not include WIPs that have been published and are awaiting updates.)

To Have/And To Hold (Frozen, Kristanna) - This was originally a Purple Hearts au two-shot that I had planned for Frozen smut week, but since I was unable to complete it in time for publishing, I've decided that I'm going to turn it into a multi-chapter fic instead. It's a modern au fic where Anna, a waitress, and Kristoff, a marine, marry out of convenience so Anna will have health insurance. It'll probably be a while before I get around to actually writing it and the title will likely be changes, but I'm excited to get to it eventually!

Line of Sight (Frozen, Kristanna) - Another Frozen smut week fic that I didn't get to finish in time. This fic takes place in my Change of Pace universe, and to keep it short, sweet, and to the point, I'll just say that it involves a mirror.

Redamancy (Frozen, Kristanna) - A fic that I had started writing for Frozen smut week in 2023 (shame on me, I know). A modern au where Anna and Kristoff are married with young children and haven't had much time to themselves, if you're picking up what I'm putting down.

Into the Light (Frozen, Kristanna) - A gothic au and continuation to my fic After Dark. Basically Kristoff is a monster hunter, and Anna is determined to find out what he's hiding from her.

Untitled Frozen Smut Week 2024 fic (Frozen, Kristanna) - A modern au where Anna and Kristoff are roommates and she accidentally walks in on him...taking care of business.

Untitled Hockey au (Frozen, Kristanna) - A modern au I started writing for Kristanna School Days last year. Anna attends one of Kristoff's hockey games after befriending him during the semester.

Untitled winter/Christmas fic 1 (Frozen, Kristanna) - A modern au where Kristoff agrees to help Anna with her final project for her photography class, inadvertently stirring up complicated feelings about their friendship.

Untitled winter/Christmas fic 2 (Frozen, Kristanna) - A modern au where Anna seeks Kristoff's help during a winter storm, also inadvertently stirring up complicated feelings about their friendship.

I'm sure I have more fics than just these, but this is what I got for now! Feel free to send me asks about any of them! And thank you again to @annas-hair-donut for tagging me! 💕

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20 Questions for Writers

Late as per usual, but thank you for the tag @loonysama! 💕

How many works do you have on AO3? 56

What's your total AO3 word count? 555,291

What fandoms do you write for? These days, pretty much only Frozen/Kristanna. Within the last few years, I've written a few Tangled fics, but it's been quite a while since I've been inspired to write any new Rapunzel/Eugene fics. I'd love to dip my toe into writing some other pairings (looking at you, Penelope/Colin - the urge to write for this pair is so strong that it's actually eating me alive) but I've been lacking inspiration lately. If anyone has some inspiration (and time) to spare, please send it my way XD

What are your top five fics by kudos?

Change of Pace (Anna/Kristoff) - 273 kudos

Still Falling For You (Anna/Kristoff) - 148 kudos

In a Crowd of Thousands (Anna/Kristoff) - 79 kudos

A Scarf to Keep Him Warm (Rapunzel/Eugene) - 66 kudos

Positive (Rapunzel/Eugene) - 65 kudos

5. Do you respond to comments? Yes, always - even if it takes me a few weeks/months to get to them.

6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending? Angsty endings aren't really my thing, so I don't believe I can answer this question lol.

7. What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending? Oof, this is a tough one because all of my fics end happily. I don't think I can answer this question either lol.

8. Do you get hate on fics? I have, though not often or recently. I did get a couple of hate comments on Change of Pace back when I was updating regularly, but other than that and some comments on a few old fics on ffn, I don't really get hate (thankfully).

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind? I do! I primarily write fluffy, intimate, lovey-dovey smut that I *sincerely* hope comes across as sexy.

10. Do you write crossovers? What's the craziest one you've written? I don't write crossovers, sadly.

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen? I don't believe so - at least, I hope not.

12. Have you ever had a fic translated? Not to my knowledge.

13. Have you ever co-written a fic? I have, but they've never been published anywhere.

14. What's your all-time favourite ship? Kristanna!

15. What's a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will? All of my WIPs will eventually be finished! Even if it takes me literal years.

16. What are your writing strengths? I think my strengths are that I'm very detail-oriented and that I have a really wide/varied vocabulary.

17. What are your writing weaknesses? Does "actually sitting down and writing" count as an answer? 🙈 In all seriousness, I struggle most with characterization and plotting long fics so that they don't become boring (why is it so difficult to build fics around the specific scenes in my head?!)

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for fic? I think it's fine, depending on the context. Randomly switching to dialogue in another language for no reason and with no explanation/translation is a little odd to me, but other than that I think it's perfectly fine.

19. First fandom you wrote for? I'd rather not say 🙈

20. Favourite fic you've written? Hmm, this is another tough one and I feel like my favorite shifts from day to day (if I can say I have a favorite at all, that is). For now, I'll say my favorite is Two of Hearts. I'm really proud of that fic and I loved the way I was able to convey the emotions/feelings, the intimacy, and of course, the smut.

Thank you again for tagging me @loonysama! 💕 Tagging anyone else who wants to participate!!

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WIP Tag Game

As everyone knows by now, I probably won't be writing any more new fanfic (but I will finish Head Over Feet). But since @the-red-butterfly tagged me I'll leave this bittersweet list of what could have been:

And If I Change My Mind (Frozen, Kristanna) This is a long fic continuation of the Bandana AU where Anna works in Kris' garage. Lots of friends-to-lovers vibes, forbidden love, workplace romance, trauma recovery, jealousy (Anna was going to date Mattias for a bit there), and I was also going to have some Belle/Ryder shipping going on (trust me, they'd be great together).

C U Next Tuesday (Frozen, Helsa) This was supposed to be for Frozen Smut Week, but, unfortunately, I spent all my time on Good Cop, Bad Cop instead. Hans is a straight-A student, but can't seem to catch a break in his economics class. His TA is a stuck-up B who tells him to come to office hours if he wants any help. He refuses to ask for help, though, even if it means raising his grade. Then one night at a bar, he meets this mysterious woman who shows him what it's really like to be helpless and BDSM changes his life (for the better).

Keelhaul (Frozen, Rydoff) This is another Smut Week fic that didn't happen. Ryder is a stowaway on Kristoff's pirate ship. He was going to be keelhauled (tied on a rope and dragged in the water next to the ship - usually a death sentence), but then Kristoff decides he would do some keelhauling of his own in his cabin.

Sittin' in Your Tree (Frozen, Kristanna) It's sort of a song fic based on the song "C'est La Vie" by B*Witched. Extremely shy widower Kristoff has a second chance with his neighbor from childhood when he enrolls his daughter in her Irish dance class.

Sunflowers Vol. 7 (or so) (Frozen, Kristanna/Rydoff/Hansanna) Based on the song Sunflowers Vol. 6 by Harry Styles. Kristoff (a veterinarian) and Anna (Elsa's chief of staff) are happily married with kids, but Kristoff has a secret he's been hiding from Anna. When Kristoff moves to a new clinic, he meets vet tech Ryder, and Kristoff can no longer keep his secret. Anna leans on worst enemy/douchebag ex-boyfriend/obnoxious lobbyist Hans for support and old feelings rekindle. Told from dual POV.

Anyway, that's what I got!

No pressure tagging: @thefamilybruno @bad-at-names-and-faces @butchbetty @glassslippers-n-cowboyboots @thecassadilla

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20 questions for writers

Thank you for the tag @thebiwifeonao3!

How many works do you have on AO3? 88

What's your total AO3 word count? 1,090,772

What fandoms do you write for? Mostly Frozen (Kristanna, especially), sometimes crossing over with other Disney movies. I've also written 7 fics for Wednesday (TV), and one or two for Good Witch (TV), The Americans, Beetlejuice, and What We Do in the Shadows. Oh, and a fic about the song, "Brandy."

What are your top five fics by kudos?

Woe is Your Master (Wednesday/Tyler, E)

Cat Scratch Fever (Wednesday/Tyler, T)

Woe is Me (Wednesday/Tyler, E)

Sweet Poison (Wednesday/Tyler, T)

Black Lace on Red (Wednesday/Tyler, E)

5. Do you respond to comments? Yes, I try to! But to be honest, if I get a super long comment or something that needs a long response, I usually put it off because I want to answer with as much effort as the commenter put into it. So sorry to the people whose comments I haven't responded to. Please know that I read them and loved them and will respond as soon as I collect myself from the puddle on the floor.

6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending? I've yet to write anything with an unhappy ending. But the closest I got was The Ice King (Hans/Elsa, E). I can't say because it's a spoiler. Let's just say that everyone got what they wanted, but it didn't work out quite the way it was supposed to.

7. What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending? Everything else? I guess if I have to pick one it's She Holds a Candle (Kristoff/Anna and Stephanie (transfemme Sven)/Ryder). I ended up giving Stephanie and Ryder their own chapter because I loved them so much and just wasn't ready to let them go. So Kristoff and Anna ended up together and then Stephanie and Ryder got married at the end. (Y'all know I love Ryder so much that I named my cat after him.)

8. Do you get hate on fics? I have. Mostly on ffn, so I stopped posting there. And I've gotten a little on AO3, too. Mostly it's been from people who don't know what archive warnings and tags are for, or who have contempt for the characters, ships, fandoms, etc. and haven't even read it.

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind? Yes! Mostly m/f, usually femdom, and sometimes with mild BDSM (mostly bondage)

10. Do you write crossovers? What's the craziest one you've written? I did more when I started out, but I don't do it so much anymore. I guess the craziest was Hans/Elsa in an animated Addams Family fusion AU (The Magenta Cravat, T). At one point I was going to write a WednesdayxFrozen AU where Anna was Wednesday's roommate instead of Enid and Elsa was a teacher at Nevermore. There's also the Frozen/Midsommar AU (Elsa/Pelle) which will never happen either. C'est la vie.

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen? I don't think so.

12. Have you ever had a fic translated? Yes, a couple of my Wednesday fics were translated into Russian!

13. Have you ever co-written a fic? Yes, but it never saw the light of day. It was with a few other Frozen and Beauty and the Beast writers in the Frozen Hearts Will Melt Discord server (DM me if you want an invite).

14. What's your all-time favourite ship? Kristoff/Anna from Frozen.

15. What's a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will? All of them? Seriously, though. I've determined that none of my WIPs on AO3 are going to be finished except for Head Over Feet. I'd love to finish The Refugees, All Tied Up, Sophisticated Grace, and Pour Some Sugar on Me, but I don't know if I have it in me. I dunno. Maybe someday.

16. What are your writing strengths? I've been told character dynamics and descriptions of body movements.

17. What are your writing weaknesses? Repetitive sentence structure, head hopping. And I have no idea where commas are supposed to go. Every time I think I'm right, my grammar check tells me I'm wrong.

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for fic? I generally prefer to write dialogue in English and indicate that it's in another language. I don't want to make the reader do extra work just to find out what happens next. I also want the reader to be in the character's shoes the entire time without even realizing it, and having to read in a language they're not as familiar with can take them out of it. But, at the end of the day, it's a technique and a choice the writer has to make about what's best for the characters and their story.

I wish I knew another language well enough that I could write a whole fic in that language, but alas. I hold writers who write in foreign languages in the highest esteem.

19. First fandom you wrote for? Frozen (Kristoff/Anna)

20. Favourite fic you've written? Pretty Please (Kristoff/Anna, E). I wrote this for @99goosebumps for the 2023 BDSM Exchange. It was so much fun to write, and all the stars aligned with it. Aside from writing some new kinks I loved, I'm really happy with the quality of the fic and I really loved Kristoff and Anna's dynamic in this one. I don't think I've ever gotten it quite as right as I did in that fic. It's definitely not for everyone, but I hope the people who have read it found something they liked there.

Tagging @thefamilybruno @glassslippers-n-cowboyboots @bad-at-names-and-faces @thecassadilla @99goosebumps @paigebstorey @butchbetty! And anyone else who wants to participate.

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What's Your Favorite Trope?

Link to the tier list

Thank you to @loonysama and @annaofthenorthernlights for tagging me!!! This was so much fun!! ❤️

Tagging anyone else who wants to make their own tier list!!

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Anna doodles🌻

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what´s your favorite tropes

Thanks for tagging me @glassslippers-n-cowboyboots

Not that easy... but here we go...

Link to tier list place

tagging for fun... @pirate-of-the-southern-isles @sweetpeapod @rahchan-writes-again @thecassadilla @luthien-under-bough

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What's Your Favorite Trope?

Updated link! <- Link to the tier list place.

Here's my trope ranking!

Thank you to @the-red-butterfly for tagging me! We got some opposites, but that's ok!

I'm tagging @bad-at-names-and-faces @thefamilybruno @butchbetty @glassslippers-n-cowboyboots @99goosebumps @thecassadilla

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FROZEN SMUT WEEK 2024

Good Cop, Bad Cop @annas-hair-donut (@loonysama) (Lustrous Metals - Kristanna)

Housewife Anna isn’t able to discipline her teenage daughter, Elsa, while her cop husband Kristoff’s temper gets the best of him. Maybe all they need is a little role reversal. And some handcuffs.

Smut in Space: Space for lust @annaofthenorthernlights (All 5 themes - Kristanna)

This is just silly… mind-rotting smut… about a space mission team being supportive and attentive to each other… and about lovers staying behind on earth…

Some Broken Hearts Never Mend @syzygy_mellifluous/@thecassadilla (Lustrous Metals - Kristanna)

Kristoff awakens with a hazy memory of the previous night and his best friend in his bed. As he begins to put the pieces together, one thing becomes clear - a night out drinking and two broken hearts does not a good decision make.

Two words, sounds like "pets duck" @firawren (Lustrous Metals - Kristanna)

What if Elsa hadn't heard the voice and gotten weird during charades in Frozen 2? Kristoff tries to propose to Anna right after the game of charades, but he's not able to get the words to come out right. So he resorts to a bit of impromptu charades to ask the big question. Anna says yes, of course—and then is so excited that she uses charades herself to make a suggestion of what they should do together next. The clues are: two words, first word sounds like “pets,” second word sounds like “duck.”

Viridity @syzygy_mellifluous/@thecassadilla (Crystalline Metals - Kristanna)

Anna may be innocent and inexperienced, but she's also all too eager to please. Kristoff would be too, if the fear of being turned into an ice cube wasn't constantly looming over his head.

You Belong With Me @flowerinherhair/@glassslippers-n-cowboyboots (Lustrous Metals - Rydoff)

Ryder Nattura is the mascot of the college football team and he has a mad crush on Kristoff Bjorgman, the star wide receiver. Can Ryder get Kristoff to notice him while he's behind a giant mascot head?

View the entire collection on AO3.

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Viridity

Pairing: Kristanna

Word Count: 2,569

Summary: Anna may be innocent and inexperienced, but she's also all too eager to please. Kristoff would be too, if the fear of being turned into an ice cube wasn't constantly looming over his head.

Author's Note: Hi everyone!! This is my submission to @kristanna-days for Day 2 of Frozen Smut Week - Crystalline Metals, using the prompt "self love." I really hope you enjoy it!!! <33333

Kristoff flopped onto the way-bigger-than-could-ever-possibly-be-necessary bed with a relieved sigh, completely worn down to the bone. His official title on paper may have been “Royal Ice Master and Deliverer,” but it ought to have been “Princess Handler,” as he spent most of his days chasing Anna around the castle, the surrounding courtyards, and the mountains until they were both ready to collapse from exhaustion.

It was still weird to think that this was his life now.

Read Viridity on AO3

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Good Cop, Bad Cop

Chapters: 2/4 now posted Fandom: Frozen (Disney Movies) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Anna/Kristoff Characters: Anna, Kristoff, Elsa Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Established Relationship, Porn With Plot, Angst with a Happy Ending, Angst and Romance, Smut, Eventual Smut, Femdom, Woman on Top, Vaginal Sex, Oral Sex, Light BDSM, Light Bondage, Handcuffs, Rekindling romance, reconnecting, teenage Elsa, Detective Kristoff Bjorgman Summary: Housewife Anna isn’t able to discipline her teenage daughter, Elsa, while her cop husband Kristoff’s temper gets the best of him. Maybe all they need is a little role reversal. And some handcuffs.

*My entry for Frozen Smut Week 2024 - Day 1, Lustrous Metals* @kristanna-days

Chapters 1 & 2 now posted!

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Anna/Kristoff | rated E | 3,276 words

Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Humor, Fluff and Smut, Porn with Feelings, Vaginal Sex, Couch Sex, Dirty Talk, Anna has a filthy mouth, Established Relationship, Marriage Proposal, Charades

Summary:

What if Elsa hadn't heard the voice and gotten weird during charades in Frozen 2?

Kristoff tries to propose to Anna right after the game of charades, but he's not able to get the words to come out right. So he resorts to a bit of impromptu charades to ask the big question. Anna says yes, of course—and then is so excited that she uses charades herself to make a suggestion of what they should do together next. The clues are: two words, first word sounds like “pets,” second word sounds like “duck.”

Written for Frozen Smut Week 2024, @kristanna-days

Read on AO3 or start with the excerpt below:

He and Anna were no strangers to each other’s bodies. They’d been a couple for three years now, and though Kristoff would have waited until they were married to do anything sexual, Anna didn’t have that kind of patience. He’d been terrified, at first, that he was going to get caught fooling around with the princess and get banished or something, but everyone in the castle seemed to turn a blind eye to the hints of their physical relationship. Even Elsa, apart from one extremely mortifying conversation about the importance of preventing pregnancy before one was married, was willfully blind to the whole thing.

So Kristoff didn’t feel bad about squeezing Anna’s butt and grinding back against her as they continued to make out in a castle sitting room. All the servants knew to knock by now.

But then Anna suddenly broke away from him and pushed herself out of his arms. He assumed she wanted to take this to his bedroom, but instead she held up two fingers and gave him a coy smile. “Two?” he said. “Two what?”

She raised her eyebrows at him and jerked her two fingers in the air for emphasis. “Oh, are you doing charades now?” he asked. She nodded. “That’s cute, but I liked kissing you bet—” He cut himself off when she gave him a stern look and stuck her other hand on her hip, still holding up two fingers. 

He sighed with an exasperated but fond smile. “Okay, fine. Two words,” he said. She held up one finger. “First word.” Cupped her ear. “Sounds like.” She bent down and made a petting motion, like she was stroking a dog or cat. “Petting?” She held her hands close together. “Pet!” She linked her little fingers together, the sign for plural. “Pets!” Her face lit up and she tapped her nose while pointing at him.

“Okay, sounds like ‘pets.’ Bets? Debts? Let’s?” She nodded happily and tapped her nose again. “First word is ‘let’s.’”

Anna held up two fingers. “Second word,” Kristoff said. She cupped her ear. “Sounds like.” She put her hand up to her mouth and nose, pointing her fingers outward, and opened and closed her fingers against her thumb. “Um, beak,” Kristoff guessed. She started waddling around the room. “No, bird! Duck!” She nodded vigorously and cupped her ear again.

“Sounds like ‘duck.’ Buck? Stuck?” She planted her hand on her hip again and tilted her head at him, an exasperated look on her face. “Okay, okay, two words, so the phrase is ‘let’s…fuck’?”

“Yes!” Anna exclaimed with a triumphant smile.

Kristoff laughed at how ridiculous it was to mime that instead of just saying it, and yet how cute and fun and Anna it was, too. He stepped toward her and grabbed her butt again to pull her back against him. “Yes, let’s stop playing charades, and let’s fuck.”

Read "Two words, sounds like 'pets duck'" on AO3

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shameless, freaky, smutty

For frozen smut week 2024 @kristanna-days

Lustrous - established relationship

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shameless, freaky, smutty

@kristanna-days

for Crystaline Metals – hardness

Pairings: Kristoff/Anna, Gaston/Belle & Adam/Belle

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Some Broken Hearts Never Mend

Pairing: Kristanna

Word Count: 4,309

Summary: Kristoff awakens with a hazy memory of the previous night and his best friend in his bed. As he begins to put the pieces together, one thing becomes clear - a night out drinking and two broken hearts does not a good decision make.

Author's Note: Hi everyone!! This is my submission to @kristanna-days for Day 1 of Frozen Smut Week - Lustrous Metals, using the prompt "gold." I really hope you enjoy it!!! <33333

The sunlight streaming in through the window is bright and harsh as Kristoff slowly blinks his eyes open, his mouth drier than the Sahara desert and a throbbing pain deep in his skull. He knows it has to be mid-morning at the earliest, and while he can’t remember the last time he slept in past seven, his hazy memory of the previous night serves as an explanation for his late start to the day.

Read Some Broken Hearts Never Mend on AO3

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Some Broken Hearts Never Mend

Pairing: Kristanna

Word Count: 4,309

Summary: Kristoff awakens with a hazy memory of the previous night and his best friend in his bed. As he begins to put the pieces together, one thing becomes clear - a night out drinking and two broken hearts does not a good decision make.

Author's Note: Hi everyone!! This is my submission to @kristanna-days for Day 1 of Frozen Smut Week - Lustrous Metals, using the prompt "gold." I really hope you enjoy it!!! <33333

The sunlight streaming in through the window is bright and harsh as Kristoff slowly blinks his eyes open, his mouth drier than the Sahara desert and a throbbing pain deep in his skull. He knows it has to be mid-morning at the earliest, and while he can’t remember the last time he slept in past seven, his hazy memory of the previous night serves as an explanation for his late start to the day.

Read Some Broken Hearts Never Mend on AO3