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Okay, just imagine this, yeah? The perfect song playing. Perfect guy. I mean, not me, obviously. But your perfect man meets you on the dance floor wearing a suit and a tie. Now, this guy... sees you in your dress. And tells you how beautiful you are. And then... well, he...
THE SUMMER I TURNED PRETTY 2.05 "Love Fool"
#please??#he really wants to dance with you#oh steven ur such a dork#why couldnt you stay dorky#whyd u become a cheating diva
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#DENISE. at this point i’m just a full time editor… anyway if you hate denise you hate to see a successful women who’s life doesn’t revolve around men #theonlynormalhuman
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Book boyfriend?
#NO ONE VOTED TOBY 😭😭#Guys the rp (me) will be sad#To be very fair I didn’t vote for him either aheh
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im falling in love with jasmine omg it smells good, it looks good, it’s good in tea like what can it not do??
can I be so fr I absolutely hate ginger tea ☹️☹️ it’s just so bland or it’s too bitter and even with honey it’s terrible ☹️☹️☹️☹️ I only drink it when I’m sick and I don’t see any other way out
What’s ur least favorite??
helloooooo *spins around in my twirly chair and takes off my sunglasses*
HAVE U EVER TRIED JASMINE TEA, I JUST HAD IT AND IT WAS SO GOOD!!!!!!
oh hey there 😉 *superrrr casually twirls hair*
ohmygod YES jasmine tea is the BEST!!!!!!! i actually need to buy some more hahaha im running out 🥲 you reminded me
what is ur least favourite tea??
#But when I’m sick I don’t let myself have sugar even if it’s natural#So no honey 😭😭 just straight ginger tea#😭😭😭#tea rambles by me#😝😝😝#my mom made me the best chai today I could literally yap about it forever
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@xo-zozo
I’ll name my first child #oppenheimer, my second child @xo-zozo, and my third child Jim.
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the least you could do is say thank you to the happy birthday part… 🫣 I thought Hawthornes knew manners…
HAPPY GRAYSON DAY!!!!
uh his quotes give me secondhand anxiety and embarrassment so there’s none here
(LEATHER PANTS MF)
#If you didn’t want to wear the pants maybe you shouldn’t have ignored the 911 to aura farm with violins#okay that’s it
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If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.
My friend is embarrassed and thinks she’s the only one and I said id prove her wrong.
#my friend got me one for my birthday last week#i never slept with a stuffed animal before this but now i do
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Tik tok comment sections are not a safe place for Lyra Kane :(
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time to lock in and finish AP math and history. it is 12 am
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The Sliding of the Rain
Graytemis, Injury Fic, Preslash
By 17:14, news articles get the news.
Grayson Hawthorne, second grand-son of billionaire Tobias Hawthorne, has been hit in a car wreck. The driver is already dead. He’s in unstable condition.
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Or the fic where Grayson gets into a car wreck and Artemis flies halfway across the world in almost record time because that's a normal thing to do for your rival turned crush
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... hmm, was this what you were expecting?
@yourdeargatsby 🥂 to GRAYTEMIS!!
#artemis fowl ii#artemis fowl#grayson hawthorne#tig#the inheritance games#graytemis#writers on tumblr#ao3
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THE THEMEEEEE
STUNNING OML
AHHH THANK YOU SO MUCHHH!!!!!!!
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they'll probably end up saying the same about Grayson and Jameson once they go back to their pre-Emily relationship (or as far as they can make it)
hc that (once jameson’s frontal lobe finally developed) jameson and lyra bestfriended HARD, to the point that whenever they make a dumb joke/annoy people and laugh about it together, jamesons brothers/alisa say “i liked it better when you guys hated each other 😐”
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Your theme is very rosyyyyyyy!
@a-skyfull-of-espressos
YAAAA!!! i love my flowers hehehe
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