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it’s hasn’t even been 5 minutes bestie

every time you repost she gets kicked down the fucking stairs
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every time you repost she gets kicked down the fucking stairs
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if you can’t handle the bite, don’t start the fight
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AYYYYYY I’m so glad you like my posts aaaaaah
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yeah I’m VERY anti-endo, don’t you worry! I think that was actually my first DID related post so I don’t have anything about it lol
I might have celiac, idk, but bread is delicious and I’m in college so that doesn’t really matter rn
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Yeah I have Dissociative Identity Disorder,
DID your mom
#did system#osddid#did osdd#osdd#osdd system#I tried to say this out loud but I didn’t say the full name#my roommate thought that I was trying to acronym it#‘that’s not the—… oh’#We love you roommate
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update they just fullnamed my cat?
my roommate is in a dramatic stand off with my cat (my cat is sitting on their lap) and my roommate has just boldly declared that my cat has No Values.
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my roommate is in a dramatic stand off with my cat (my cat is sitting on their lap) and my roommate has just boldly declared that my cat has No Values.
#cat#also declared that my cat was using them#‘am I just a tool to you?!’#along with many other accusations#is this what it’s like living with a future lawyer?
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I don’t have hogs but if I did, I would let you slop them
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zane vs captchas
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my evil agenda of getting my college friends into ninjago is WORKING >:3
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incredibly shitty comic inspired by my roommates commentary during our DBH run:




i'm so sorry
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leon kennedy? I’ve heard that’s the guy that does necessary backflips
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men kissing??? on my men kissing app????
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based on this post by @/motherofplatypus
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in the bathroom. straight uo dealing it. and by it, I mean. well, lets jusr say. my peanuts
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I might have celiac, idk, but bread is delicious and I’m in college so that doesn’t really matter rn
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the people can’t handle a well spoken they/them
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