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I kind of suck at tagging, so I made this infographic to help make it easier.

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would you like a nice glass of

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guys Hasbro is making toys that transform from d20s to D&D monsters

guys

they're more than meets the die

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Welcome twitter users fleeing the absolute cesspool that twitter is going to become as Musk gets his way with his awful ideas! Things are better here, and hey, if you're an old user coming back, they've actually improved shit!

Here's a list of important notes for tumblr usage:

Don't censor words, particularly trigger warnings. Tumblr has a very functional blacklist (found in your settings) that can filter by post content and/or tags. But the word needs to actually be present for the filter to work. Censoring words like r*pe is actively harmful to people attempting to avoid those topics.

Use tags liberally, you have as many as you want, but don't tag unrelated shit. You'll get reported for spam really fast if you do.

Set an avatar and reblog things, otherwise you look like a bot.

You are not obligated to have your real name anywhere in your blog/bio/etc. Most people here use handles.

You can turn your ask box & anons on or off if you are experiencing any kind of harassment. You can also turn off replies on your posts, and turn off reblogs if you need to.

Tumblr has keyboard shortcuts on desktop. You can find them listed under the blog/account menu. Go learn them, they make life so much easier.

Reblog things. Seriously. Also set your dash in chronological order. You can maintain several blogs if need be, but reblogging things is normal, expected, and how you pass along stuff you enjoy.

The majority of people aren't reading your card/dni/blog bio before they reblog stuff. Posts get passed around and the OP often isn't the focal point of the post. Learn to live with it.

Fic writers: you have unlimited words, do not post fics as images.

Reblogs with comments/tags are encouraged. It's not like twitter's QRTs. The OP will see everything there. Know that before you comment.

You have a queue. This means you can set posts up ahead of time to run while you're busy. You can also completely ignore this and just spam your follows whenever you're online. Both are very commonplace

It's not weird to go through someone's blog and reblog old posts. That's actually very normal. If you add /chrono to the end of a tumblr tab then you can view an

"Spam" liking and reblogging isn't a thing that is a problem. This is invented by people I do not understand. If someone claims this is a problem, they can learn how to turn off or manage their notifications.

The only form of promotional posts that tumblr has is "blaze". There is no ad targeting or any kind of invasions of privacy with blaze. You just get subjected to w/e someone wants to show you. If you want to give tumblr some money to help the company keep going and provided an alternative to twitter, it's not a bad way to do it. You can make people look at cat photos.

Also, we have fun colors here. Plus actual formatting ability. Use it!

People lie on here for fun. Don't accept everything you see at face value, check the reblogs/replies or google something if you're skeptical! Critical thinking is good!

Above all else, be chill, use your block button if you need to, and have fun.

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Day 3!

No. 3 A HAIR’S BREADTH FROM DEATH - Gun to Temple - Wilbur centered

TW: Guns, blood

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Day 2 is posted!

No. 2 NOWHERE TO RUN - Caged - Techno centered

TW: Rotting flesh,

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Chapters: 2/32 Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death Characters: TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Wilbur Soot, Phil Watson | Philza, Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Ranboo (Video Blogging RPF), Toby Smith | Tubbo Additional Tags: Whumptober, Whumptober 2022, One Shot Collection, Sleepy Bois Inc Angst, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Sleepy Bois Inc-centric, Ranboo is a Sleepy Bois Inc Member, Toby Smith | Tubbo is a Sleepy Bois Inc Member, Whump Summary:

A collection of one shots and some times two shots for Whumptober 2022.

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Day 1 is posted!

No. 1 A LITTLE OUT OF THE ORDINARY

Adverse Effects

Tommy centered

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Chapters: 21/? Fandom: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Wilbur Soot & Technoblade & TommyInnit & Phil Watson Characters: Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Wilbur Soot, Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Toby Smith | Tubbo, Ranboo (Video Blogging RPF) Additional Tags: Werewolf Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Alternate Universe - Werewolf, Werewolf TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Werewolf Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Werewolf Wilbur Soot, Dark Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Not Beta Read, Things are bad but get better, Technoblade-centric (Video Blogging RPF), Werewolves, Werewolf Hunters, Death, Blood, Animals mixed in with Wolf, Werewolf SBI, Don't know what tags to add, Sleepy Bois Inc-centric, Protective Sleepy Bois Inc, Werewolf Sleepy Bois Inc, Fluff, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Bedrock Bros, I swear Tommy and Techno are the main pair it seems, Protective Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Sleepy Bois Inc as Found Family, Found Family, twinduo, emerald duo, Werewolf Toby Smith | Tubbo, Werewolf Ranboo (Video Blogging RPF), beeduo, BenchTrio - Freeform Summary:

Techno was taken from his pack at a young age. He doesn't remember any of them and knows they are most likely dead. He has grown up under the care of hunters and is used to hunt his own kind. He knows what he does is wrong but doesn't want any other werewolf to have to go through what has happened to him.

Can one annoying pup help out a tired wolf and save them?

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Chapter 21 is out! Twinduo fluff

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Ok, I know I have a lot of AU’s that I need to write. But hear me out. Mer one shot, with SBI + beeduo ( sleepy bees? ) but from Kristin point of view and finding them. She is large and powerful and finds a poor father of 5 in need of help.

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Chapter 20 is here! Please enjoy.

Chapters: 19/? Fandom: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Wilbur Soot & Technoblade & TommyInnit & Phil Watson Characters: Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Wilbur Soot, Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Toby Smith | Tubbo, Ranboo (Video Blogging RPF) Additional Tags: Werewolf Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Alternate Universe - Werewolf, Werewolf TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Werewolf Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Werewolf Wilbur Soot, Dark Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Not Beta Read, Things are bad but get better, Technoblade-centric (Video Blogging RPF), Werewolves, Werewolf Hunters, Death, Blood, Animals mixed in with Wolf, Werewolf SBI, Don’t know what tags to add, Sleepy Bois Inc-centric, Protective Sleepy Bois Inc, Werewolf Sleepy Bois Inc, Fluff, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Bedrock Bros, I swear Tommy and Techno are the main pair it seems, Protective Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Sleepy Bois Inc as Found Family, Found Family, twinduo, emerald duo, Werewolf Toby Smith | Tubbo, Werewolf Ranboo (Video Blogging RPF), beeduo, BenchTrio - Freeform Summary:

Techno was taken from his pack at a young age. He doesn’t remember any of them and knows they are most likely dead. He has grown up under the care of hunters and is used to hunt his own kind. He knows what he does is wrong but doesn’t want any other werewolf to have to go through what has happened to him.

Can one annoying pup help out a tired wolf and save them?

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Chapter 19 just dropped!! I forgot to post about chapter 18.

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Thinking about writing some SBI or bench trio one shots ( or combo of them, I think it is called sleepy bees? ). Anyone want to give me some ideas? Most will be between 2k-4k words, but I could get lost in the writing and write more.

Will post them on my AO3 account. I have so many ideas, but I love having more. Others giving me ideas might push me to write.

I like writing Techno the most, so it is likely what ever I write will have him in it some where.

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Chapters: 19/? Fandom: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Wilbur Soot & Technoblade & TommyInnit & Phil Watson Characters: Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Wilbur Soot, Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Toby Smith | Tubbo, Ranboo (Video Blogging RPF) Additional Tags: Werewolf Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Alternate Universe - Werewolf, Werewolf TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Werewolf Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Werewolf Wilbur Soot, Dark Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Not Beta Read, Things are bad but get better, Technoblade-centric (Video Blogging RPF), Werewolves, Werewolf Hunters, Death, Blood, Animals mixed in with Wolf, Werewolf SBI, Don't know what tags to add, Sleepy Bois Inc-centric, Protective Sleepy Bois Inc, Werewolf Sleepy Bois Inc, Fluff, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Bedrock Bros, I swear Tommy and Techno are the main pair it seems, Protective Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Sleepy Bois Inc as Found Family, Found Family, twinduo, emerald duo, Werewolf Toby Smith | Tubbo, Werewolf Ranboo (Video Blogging RPF), beeduo, BenchTrio - Freeform Summary:

Techno was taken from his pack at a young age. He doesn't remember any of them and knows they are most likely dead. He has grown up under the care of hunters and is used to hunt his own kind. He knows what he does is wrong but doesn't want any other werewolf to have to go through what has happened to him.

Can one annoying pup help out a tired wolf and save them?

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Chapter 19 just dropped!! I forgot to post about chapter 18.

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Kristin Rosales Watson/Phil Watson, Wilbur Soot & Technoblade & TommyInnit & Phil Watson, Ranboo & Toby Smith | Tubbo & TommyInnit Characters: Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Wilbur Soot, TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Ranboo (Video Blogging RPF), Phil Watson | Philza, Kristin Rosales Watson Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Superheroes/Superpowers, Heroes, Villains, Hero Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Villain Wilbur Soot, Hero Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Villain Kristin Rosales Watson, Vigilante TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Vigilante Toby Smith | Tubbo, Vigilante Ranboo (Video Blogging RPF), Wilbur Soot and Technoblade are Siblings, twinduo, BenchTrio - Freeform, SBIWEEK2022, SBIW_D4, Sleepy Bois Inc Week | SBI Week 2022, Sleepy Bois Inc as Family, Sleepy Bois Inc-centric, Protective Sleepy Bois Inc, Hero Sleepy Bois Inc (Video Blogging RPF), Villain Sleepy Bois Inc (Video Blogging RPF), Healer Technoblade, Blood Powers, Not Beta Read, One Shot Series: Part 4 of SBI Week 2022 Summary:

Techno just wanted to relax and read his book. He did not have any patrols today and was making the most of it. His twin has another idea after coming home smelling of smoke.

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A new day a new story. Day 4 of SBI week! 

 Today we have some super heroes, villains and vigilantes. Just some nice behind the scenes of normal life for them.

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: No Romantic Relationship(s), Technoblade & Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Wilbur Soot & TommyInnit, Wilbur Soot & Technoblade & TommyInnit & Phil Watson Characters: TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Phil Watson | Philza, Wilbur Soot Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Soulmates, Platonic Soulmates, Soulmates, Platonic Soulmates Wilbur Soot & TommyInnit, Platonic Soulmates Technoblade & Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Soft Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Kid TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Kid Wilbur Soot, But Older Kid, Fluff, Protective Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Sleepy Bois Inc-centric, Sleepy Bois Inc Fluff, Protective Sleepy Bois Inc, SBIWEEK2022, SBIW_D3, Bedrock Bros, sleepy bois inc - Freeform, One Shot Series: Part 3 of SBI Week 2022 Summary:

Tommy has a secret he has been keeping to himself, but when he finds the mercenary Technoblade he knows he can get his help. So what does a kid do other than walk up to said mercenary and demand they help him.

Wilbur has been searching for a while without any luck. So he turns to someone he thinks he can trust and it turns out to be the best decision of his life.

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Day 3 of SBI Week 2022

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Chapters: 1/3 Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Wilbur Soot & Technoblade & TommyInnit & Phil Watson Characters: TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Wilbur Soot, Phil Watson | Philza, Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Zombie Apocalypse, Zombies, Zombie Apocalypse, Sleepy Bois Inc-centric, Sleepy Bois Inc Angst, Tommy needs a hug, SBIWEEK2022, SBIW_D2, More characters to be added, more tags will be added, Not Beta Read, Angst, Fear of Death, Alternate Universe - Apocalypse Series: Part 2 of SBI Week 2022 Summary:

Tommy and Wilbur split off from the others to start looting a street. But Tommy starts to get restless when Wilbur picks a store with only clothing. Tommy wants to go to the store down the street that has sporting goods things.

After annoying Wilbur enough he gets his wish, sadly nothing goes the way he planned.

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Day Two of SBI week!

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Wilbur Soot & Technoblade & Phil Watson Characters: TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Wilbur Soot, Phil Watson | Philza Additional Tags: Inspired by Theseus and the Minotaur (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore), Minotaur Technoblade, minotaur Wilbur, maze, Labyrinth - Freeform, Dark Sleepy Bois Inc, Twins Wilbur Soot & Technoblade, Phoenix Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Blood, Not Beta Read, Human TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Phil is adopting kids, Curses, Winged Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), SBIWEEK2022, SBIW_D1, TommyInnit-centric (Video Blogging RPF), Sleepy Bois Inc-centric Series: Part 1 of SBI Week 2022 Summary:

Tommy enters the labyrinth looking for glory and finds he may be in over his head. He doesn't have anything going for him outside the labyrinth, so it is come out a hero or die and never be seen again.

One of the monsters in the labyrinth has a different idea.

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Forgot to post this yesterday!

I’m taking part in a SBI week of writing from twitter. This is day one!