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This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

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Just thought about Spencer with a Hotch! Reader.... And he gets her pregnant....

Might write an entire fic idk, let me know if y'all would want that lol

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Hi Bats!! It's nice to meet you!! I saw your post saying you needed some ideas and I would love to see your take one this one idea I write and rewrite every so often! I love the idea of Chip getting a new neighbor (reader) and him wandering over to see if they need help moving boxes in and they immediately haul a huge heavy box and it leaves Chip like *gulps* and all flustered but yes!! Just a cute little introduction and you can take it from there :)

So nice to meet you too! And this is actually adorable... I did make it dirty tho lol

Sorry this took forever! I've been pretty busy

CW: smut, unprotected sex (don't do that folks), kinda pervy Chip, AFAB reader, Reader is described as having perky boobs (take that how you want lol), oral sex (m receiving), kinda sub Chip... Also possibly out of character too, bad writing per usual, not beta read

MINORS PLEASE DO NOT INTERACT!!!

Chip hates the heat, he's never found any of it particularly appealing. It's even worse that his AC in his trailer hasn't worked since he started living in the damn thing... Especially since it's June in the south. So, currently Chip spends a lot of time on the front porch of his trailer, in a lawn chair drinking the cheapest beer he can find because somehow outside is cooler than his trailer.

So, when moving trucks pulled up to the trailer beside him he noticed. He also noticed when the "for sale" sign outside was missing. And he definitely noticed the girl moving into it... definitely noticed her too. And Chip is a gentleman, so he decided to walk over to her when he saw her struggling with a box. "You need help?" Chip asked, holding his hand over his face to block the blaring sun. The girl looked startled and she jumped before turning to Chip. "Oh! If you wouldn't mind. I hate to ask but it's a little heavy. Uh, I'm Y/N" she said putting down the box with a huff. Chip just smiled and walked over "Chip Taylor, and I don't mind. I figured I'd be a good neighbor."

Y/N laughed and held out her perfectly manicured hand, "Pleased to meet you, and thank you so much" Chip smiled ang shook her hand before picking up the box she was struggling with. "Of course, where do you want this?" He asked already walking inside the trailer. "Oh, the kitchen is fine" Y/N said before grabbing a box herself.

In about 30 minutes Chip learned two things about this Y/N chick. She's incredibly sweet, almost to the point where Chip is concerned and she's also drop dead gorgeous. So much so that Chip isn't even sure why she's moving into a trailer in the middle of bum fuck nowhere USA. Chip probably spent more time staring at her perky tits than her actual face. Which is absolutely beautiful too, he feels like he's malfunctioning right now. He's wondering if he's actually having the weirdest and longest wet dream and this super model of a woman isn't actually real. "Chip? Hello? Chip?" Chip jumped when Y/N started to say his name. "Would you like a drink? Or maybe something to eat? I really want to thank you for helping me." Chip blinked, good lord he's pretty sure he found an angel. "Uh sure, water would be great."

Y/N grabbed a pink glass and gave him water, apparently her kitchen wear is just as cute as she is. "Here you go, I really wanted to thank you for helping me." She said, bending as she sat on the couch. Giving Chip a view down her tiny little tank top that shouldn't really count as clothing. It's just there to torture him it seems. "Oh it's seriously no problem. I wasn't doing anything" Chip muttered as he tried his very best to stop looking at this borderline strangers tits and thighs.

"I'm gonna go shower, stay here all you like. Just make yourself at home." Y/N said as she walked off to her bathroom. Chip nodded and felt his pants tightening at the thought of being in the same general area as this actual goddess naked. Chip felt like a pervert, this chick is practically a stranger and he's sitting on her couch with a raging boner. Chip placed a pillow over his... Ahem problem. He knows it won't help but at the very least he won't be as embarrassed about it as much. Chip tried to just turn on the TV, but he didn't see the remote. So, he did the dumb thing and went off looking for it. Chip opened a random door to immediately be greeted with the image of Y/N naked... Oh no

"I'm so sorry! I- I didn't-" Chip sputtered, still not closing the door or looking away. But to his surprise Y/N just took his hand and pulled him into the bathroom. "I know you like this Chip." Y/N stated putting two hands on his chest and pushed him up against the bathroom wall. "No! Well- fuck-" Chip gasped when he felt Y/N grab his bulge. "Then what's this?" She asked in a sultry but playful accusatory tone. "I- uh... I didn't mean-" Chip gasped out

"How about you strip, we can shower together." Y/N said stepping back enough to let Chip start taking his clothes off, wondering if this is some kind of cruel prank. Y/N just watched until he was only in his underwear, then she got on her knees and looked at him with a look like she was asking him if he was ok with what she was about to do. When Chip nodded, Y/N pulled down his boxers and wrapped her hand around his dick and stroked him root to tip. And Chip could do nothing but moan and whine.

Y/N giggled and licked his tip. "You're really enjoying this huh?" Chip could only whine and nod. "Yes! Ah- please? Please I need it." Chip whined bucking his hips to get more friction. Y/N licked all over his shaft and then took him into her mouth. Chip moaned and closed his eyes as Y/N bobbed her head up and down his cock, moaning around it. Chip felt himself getting closer, he then felt Y/N pull herself off of him. Chip whined, a little disappointed that his orgasm was ruined.

"Come on pretty boy, there's more where that came from if you get in the shower." Y/N said, taking his hand and pulling him into the shower and under the hot water. Chip pulled her close and kissed her soft lips and he groped her breasts. "Please? Can I- I wanna." Chip said, rubbing himself against her thigh. "Yeah- fuck Chip!" Y/N squeaked out as Chip hoisted her up against the shower wall and positioned himself inside and started to thrust like a mad man. He then trailed one hand down Y/N's body and started to rub her clit while he thrusted. "Please cum on me baby- please I need it." Chip groaned.

Y/N moaned as she felt her orgasm get closer, Chip felt it too as her pussy clamped on his cock making the band in his stomach get tighter, threatening to snap. "I'm- ah! Chip!" Y/N moaned ash she came, Chip not far behind her, painting her walls white with his cum.

Chip slipped his dick out and helped her down to stand on the shower floor, holding onto his body to not fall. Chip held her in his arms and helped clean her off. He's a lot of things but a selfish lover definitely isn't one of them. "So... I take it that you like me huh?" Y/N asked with a shakey voice, Chip just laughed and shook his head. "Yeah, you could definitely say that."

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hey. as will just died I thought maybe u could write a one shot with spencer reidxreader when they attend wills funeral. reader is also very close to the team, left with spencer, and with henry and Michael.

(Although we don't know if spencer will be there for the funeral-i hope so)

Hello!

I don't really feel comfortable writing about death and especially funerals due to some of my own personal trauma.

Sorry to disappoint!

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I need ideas

I'm having some writer's block but I want to write, it's extremely confusing

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jealous sub spencer purposely cumming inside you knowing you aren’t on birth control anymore 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊 one hand gripping your hip to keep him steady, grunting and heavy breathing in your ear while he thrusts as possibly deep as he can, biting down on his lip and carefully watching as he fucks his cum back inside of you

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TW: not my usual content but I'm pissed and it needs to be said... TW for sexual assault, violence against women, and 🍇.

I genuinely hate how men complain about feminism like it's a slight against them. I'm sorry you're so offended that I would like to live without the fear of being violated. "Male loneliness epidemic?" All I hear is that cis men can't form genuine human connections. I'm perfectly content without a partner in my life, I have friends, I have my mom, I have people. But apparently a certain type of man doesn't feel complete unless his dick is getting wet which is honestly fucking pathetic. For so long society has allowed girls and women to be viewed as objects to be owned. We aren't people, we're walking talking sex dolls to them. And through all of this, we're the assholes for saying we need feminism. Apparently it I say that I don't want to be raped and murdered I'm the asshole. And how dare I hurt their feelings, well fuck that and fuck them too. You're allowed to be strong, you're allowed to be brave, you're allowed to be loud. And most importantly you're allowed to be loved without any sort of violence ❤️

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Ok ok, hear me out....

Raymond with a little bit of a exhibitionist side... But like to be petty yk?

Like you meet his dad and of course he's just being an asshat to Raymond the entire night but a little creepy and pervy towards you. He's making comments about how "You shouldn't be with Raymond" and "You need a real man to satisfy you." Raymond accidentally hears this and gets pissed so that night he pulls you into his bedroom and makes you scream, when he knows his dad is the only other one home. He's eating you out and by the time he's actually fucking you he's already made you cum like 3 times. He's thrusting into you like a fucking caveman, bending you into positions that you didn't even know were possible. Originally you try to cover your mouth but Raymond isn't about that, so he kisses your temple and whispers "Let me hear you baby."

And in the morning he'll be so smug while you're just grabbing your clothes and leaving, while also being a little embarrassed and turned on... because where did your sweet little Raymond go last night? Because whatever go into him you hope it happens again. His dad looks like he can't decide if he's jealous, pissed, or proud. And Raymond just has an innocent little smirk on his face like he didn't absolutely destroy your pussy last night

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Just watched Suburban gothic and I'm so not normal about this little goober of a man.

Anyways I'm writing for Raymond Wadsworth bc there's a serious lack of material for my spooky boy

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I wanna put him in a tutu

No idea why but I had a dream about Spence in a tutu and now it's all I can think about

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Loved your most recent blurb(the breeding kink one). For uhhh scientific reasons would you like to expand upon that? -thanks!

I definitely can!

In bulleted form :)

Spencer is very much the kind of guy who enjoys dirty talk about getting you pregnant during sex no matter if you're using protection or not. And this applies if you're on top too

Spencer will also cum inside you and push it back in, and then fill you up again... And again

Like seriously, don't expect to be able to walk for the next day. If you're planning on letting Spence go at it raw don't make plans

I also headcannon that Spencer is allergic to latex, idk how that's related but it definitely helps the breeding kink if it's hard to find condoms. He has more of an excuse ig lol

If or when you eventually do get pregnant he will rub your belly every night with your choice of lotion or whatever. He just wants to feel the baby move around

Spencer will also be extremely clingy to you the second you tell him you're pregnant. He's not letting you go anywhere alone. Grocery store, out with friends, the shower... It doesn't matter he's supervising and he will try to get as close as humanly possible

He also won't appreciate other people (especially strange men) touching your belly. To him it would be like some random guy just randomly picking up your baby and he's not a fan of that.

Sometimes you actually think he might actually punch someone... I mean he won't but he'll think about it

Oh and he will be totally up to massage your boobs... For no other reason.. totally he's just helpful

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Ok turns out I'm an actual idiot

Apparently I didn't turn on my asks whoops I'm dumb

We're good now

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MDNI!!!

Smut blurb time because my mental health is getting a little better

CW: pregnancy, breeding kink, babies, AFAB Reader because of pregnancy, tiny hint of voyeurism

Imagine being married to Spencer for about 3 years when he starts to talk and insinuate about having kids. Of course, being with Spencer as long as you have it shouldn't be a surprise that he has a breeding kink. And knowing Spencer he probably had a very detailed conversation about kids and the future because yes part of it might be a kink for him, but he genuinely wants kids and if you're not cool with that then he won't force you.

Anyways, for weeks Spencer has been very bluntly asking to fuck you raw. You thought about it and eventually agreed, one time won't hurt right?

Unfortunately for you and your poor pussy anytime Spencer has the chance to fill you up he will, over and over again. The sweet, timid man you married is all the sudden replaced with a caveman who is actually solely upon primal urges. Spencer is fucking you so hard that you can actually feel the tip of his cock hitting your cervix. And when he cums he stops momentarily and continues to fuck his cum into your womb. By your 4th orgasm you're bleary eyed and seriously wondering how Spencer is still hard. After both of you are spent and tired you go to bed, well after Spencer showers and you pee because he's not risking you get a UTI.

It should be of no surprise that you missed your period, Spencer is of course over the moon. He's promising to be at every appointment and anything he deems as important which is everything.

Apparently luck is of Spencer's side because sometimes pregnancy hormones can make people extremely horny, and Spencer is more than willing to help. So much so that you're fucking in supply closets after you bring him lunch and public bathrooms of stores. But the best is when you're a little further along in your pregnancy and Spencer holds your belly from behind, fucking up into you and whining in your ear in between him kissing and sucking at your neck. He is absolutely pussy drunk behind you moaning, grunting, whining, and saying dirty things into your ear.

For your last month Spencer treats you like royalty, because you deserve it. He's waiting on you hand and foot, you want ice cream from a certain store at 3 AM? He's throwing on clothes and coming back in record breaking time so much so that you know that he couldn't have done it without speeding. And obviously when you want him to fuck you, he's ready. Who cares that it's midnight and you both have things to do in the morning? He's eating you out and making sure you're satisfied before he even thinks about going back to bed.

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Alright. Tentative roll call - anyone who’s still active and involved in the cmverse, is reading or writing for CM characters please sound off!!

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who wants to be moots on twitter? I just ramble/repost porn LMAO. 18+ ONLY. In desperate need of more bi/les friends😞 message me or comment your @. I’m open to talk abt ANYTHING. safe space here!!

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I'm having writers block

Plus I'm moving across my state so I'm a little busy rn

Any submissions would be greatly appreciated, although I'll only be able to do drabbles until I'm fully moved this summer!