thefloralphoenix - Tumblr blog

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My boyfriend (gay) just told me (gay) that Tumblr (gay) has a thing every March for a particular backstabbing character of history. I wanna talk about a specific salad dressing as well..... ranch. Ranch is really good, fuck you

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While currently unknown to the larger public I am going to overthrow the government

[thefloralphoenix]

The fascinating complexities of the human mind are so perplexing to attempt to comprehend. I wish I could instantly understand the why and how of all my emotions and endless streams of jumbled thoughts, but that goal is forever out of reach

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English is great cause it's not I hate it

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If any porn bots try to follow me I might have to bring in Josh, I don't want to, but my hand would be forced

[thefloralphoenix]

"God I hate French, it's so stupid and there's no consistency with the pronunciation"

"Did you hear that Tyler had to go through that tough dough with his cough? Terrible stuff"

Fuck English

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What if I put many pounds of butter into a t-shirt cannon. What then