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i’ve been thinking about riordanverse demigods and their mommy issues.

annabeth, piper, alex fierro: my mom is an absent goddess who’s kind of a bitch to me and my loved ones

jason, thalia, hazel: my mom was a messed up person when she was alive

nico, leo, frank, magnus chase: my mom died years ago but she was a wonderful person and i miss her every day

percy jackson and will solace: MY MOM 🤱 is my BEST 🤩 FRIEND 👯 she is so LOVELY 🥰 and KIND 💕 and COOL 😎 and i’m having DINNER 🍽️ WITH HER ON SATURDAY 🥳💫🤪

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will referring to himself as uwu baby smol bean unproblematic scrungly scrimblo opened my third eye

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just realised how in most such stories, it is always the sidekick/best friend characters that try to valiantly give up their lives so the main character–the more plot significant actor–gets to proceed on the journey to thwart evil and save and the world or wtv but in percy jackson, percy is the one continuously and consistently sacrificing himself and uplifting the importance of other characters on the journey. he acts like he’s totally dispensable and not at all important in the larger scheme of things, thinks that between the three of them, his absence will be the least disruptive and it’s just such a unique spin on the trope because percy never ever thinks it’s okay for others to die in order for him to live on, instead he tries his best to keep everyone else safe at his own cost and yes it’s a fatal flaw, a self-sacrificing mentality that isn’t all healthy but it’s such a rootable, endearing aspect of his character i’m. sobbing. BYE.

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btw if we're mutuals i automatically think ur cooler than me. doesnt matter if we have been mutuals for 2 minutes or 3 years, if we are following each other u are cooler than me by default <3

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Found this on Pinterest, but count this screenshot as a reblog

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I'm going to invent some new discourse

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The way I’ve started to make sense of it is that the gods aren’t actually related to each other. They have no common DNA (like the god version of DNA, since they don’t have normal DNA), but they do have DNA of their own. Meaning the gods can pass on their own genes to demigods, but don’t share genes with each other.

This explains how their children can resemble them, since they did get their genes, and also means that children of the same godly parent are actually siblings.

It also means that two demigods who would be considered “cousins” (like Percy and Nico) aren’t actually related, since this way, Hades and Poseidon aren’t related. They are brothers, but don’t share any DNA.

Idk this is just the logic I use to avoid making all the ships incestuous.

I just realized some people don’t ship some PJO characters like Percy x Nico because they are cousins

I get that some people just prefer to stay with canon and don’t want to change it

But some people don’t ship because they are cousins even though if you look at their family “tree” Will is Nicos second cousin technically same with Percy and Annabeth

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I’ve been wanting to post some more Percy Jackson stuff so here:

Percy Jackson (and HoO) characters as things my friends and I have texted each other

Leo: you ever think about how die-hard believers of the saying “if you have nothing kind to say, don’t say anything” probably see the phrase “I’m speechless” as an insult?

Piper: Leo pls it’s 2am go to sleep

Piper: wait

Nico: Leo, you’re really one of a kind

Leo: awww thanks nico

Nico: yeah, the gods saw how you turned out and realized they did NOT want any more

Piper: omg funny story

Piper: I know a guy in my class has a crush on me

Piper: 😂😂😂

Annabeth: oh damn

Annabeth: oh no

Annabeth: poor guy

Piper: bout to get owned

Piper: thinking about committing crimes

Leo: aren’t we all

Piper: I wanna go to go to the waterpark tho

Piper: not to commit crimes

Piper: just in general

Leo: I mean…we can commit crimes there

Piper: valid point

Percy: my mom is bullying me for eating toast at midnight

Percy: I am unable to thrive in this environment

Annabeth: toast should never be bullied

Percy: exactly

Percy: you get it

Annabeth: aww that’s nice

Percy: IRK

Percy: ******IKR

Percy: IM DYSLEXIC

Annabeth: I right know

Percy: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

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Piper and annabeth were each other’s

broke: luke was percy’s bisexual awakening

woke: beckendorf was percy’s bisexual awakening

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……. So is this “passion and tension” in the room with us right now??

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Part three bitches

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Alex Fierro and Magnus Chase

anyway check this shit out *turns into a boy* *i still look exactly the same* *youre still just as attracted to me but its different somehow*

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Petition for the obligatory seasonal umbrella academy dance sequence to be to dancing queen in season four!!

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So apparently there's this script for a tua season 1 episode that never got made. It's about their 23th birthday.

You guys.

A couple of things that stand out:

- That cross stitch Diego had in the boiler room that was so obviously a gift from Grace was a gift for his 23th birthday.

- Also, Diego went every week to visit his mom. I'm crying

- Klaus was in jail at this time, and he accidentally killed a guy in self defense.

- Allison is there but we just see her struggling not to use her powers on every day issues.

- Also apparently Patrick was her acting coach.

- She needed it.

- Luther was pathetic and I want to cry for him bc I love him so much but God was he dumb. Also the Accident happened the day after his birthday.

- Viktor had a girlfriend, who looked so sweet at first but then he found out she was cheating on him. On his birthday. Ouch.

- Five flirted with a woman named Delores in a 1940s (I think) bar, and it was so sweet and heartbreaking. He got a little kiss for dancing with her. It was great. Get it, old man.

- Five traveled to 2012 for the commission, saw Diego leave the academy, and couldn't stop himself from shouting his brother's name. I am HEARTBROKEN

- The Handler stopped him before Diego could see him, and also we have confirmation that the Handler was fucking creepy. She kissed Five after proclaiming he was hers. Five stands still and closes his eyes. I'm... feeling things. Mostly homicidal rage.

- Viktor visits Klaus in jail, which develops into the best conversation I've ever read.

- They talk about Viktor's book. Klaus is very supportive. Reading the whole script is worth it just to read that conversation JESUS CHRIST:

- Apparently, Grace announced one day at the dinner table that Diego had had his first wet dream.

- Klaus asks Viktor if he had added that lovely little anecdote into the book.

- Viktor responded with an: yeah, I did.

- Christ almighty I know understand why Diego was so fucking angry VIKTOR HARGREEVES YOU HAVE ZERO CHILL.

- Okay seriously overall that conversation is very sweet. Best klaus-viktor interaction. 10/10

- Also I find hilarious that Regginald tried to call them all separately but obviously no one picked up, so his next thought was: "well. Better start planning my own funeral".

- The quip Klaus made in the Void when he asked Reginald "couldn't you just have called?" Is a thousand times funnier knowing that the bastard DID call, but Klaus missed it bc he was in jail.

That is all for tonight lovelies, this was heartbreaking to read but overall amazing, I recommend you read it, here is the link

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Little moments I loved in tua pt 2/??

- “Did we all… get sexier?”

- “Yeah, you are my ghost bitch”

- “Eat shit, you shit-eater!”

- Just any fight scene of Five vs everyone else bcuz he’s a teleporting badass

- 7: homicidal rage

- “Love shouldn’t have to hurt this much” “🤮”

- Every scene with Ben possessing Klaus because he’s such an adorable dork and I love him

- “My name is Klaus and I’m an alcohoooo… sorry that’s the wrong meeting!”

- Luther just eating his problems away in every scene of season 2

- “*sobbing*like yogurt. How does it know when to stop being milk”

- “My bad” “dipshit”

- “Ugh, Klaus is so dirty!” “Yes you are, daddy”

- “What I am… is sexy trash!”

- When Klaus said “Ben uhh” IT WAS JUST SUCH A SIBLING THING PLS

- yknow what that entire scene of Ben trying to make Klaus let him possess him

- “I have no idea, sorry” “liar” “drop dead.” “Low blow!”

- “Are you really gonna kill him?” “No, I love him” THIS WAS SO CUTE PLS

- “If I were to date a man, you’d be the last man I’d date.” “You’d be lucky to get me”

- “Who in this room knows about love? This one? In secret love with some farm Frau-“ “her name’s sissy” “-which is an improvement from her previous love interest (*allison aggressively shakes her head*) - the serial killer” “what?”

- “Listen up, Casper”

- “Follow my lead” “uh, honey no, I’m the man here” *goes along anyway*

- “Maybe they’re here for Kenny’s birthday party!”

- Luther having to PHYSICALLY RESTRAIN Diego from attacking Five after Five said “well it would if you were smarter”

- “Dad should have left him on the moon”

- “Let’s face it, the healthiest long term relationship in this family was when five was banging that mannequin”

- “What part of the future do you not understand?”

- “I told you I had friends in high places”

- “Anything for family, brother” “well, okay. We are all brothers, beneath the skin” “no. No, literally. You’re my brother in law” “ what?” “Yeah, family barbecues are about to get real weird”

- “First of all, this son of a bitch beams into our living room, with yet another one of your brothers. And he’s talking about stopping one of your sisters from blowing up some buildings?! And I got a dead man wrapped up in my best rug, babe!”

- “Children ride in the back”

- “I heard a rumour that you punched yourself in the face”

- “Where have you been?” “Jail”

- “is there any way that taco are gonna cause the end of the world?” “Well, there’s only one way to find out!”

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Bury your gays except the gay has the ability to come back to life so it's just torture for the both of us