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does anyone else feel me. can anyone hear me in here.

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I put every bird I could think of into this wheel. Spin the wheel. You're that bird now.

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spin this list of all the pokemon. you have to eat whichever one you get

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What would your url be without these letters?

I'd be rawayarl

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spin this wheel of fanfic tags. this will be the theme of your day tomorrow.

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You can only eat 2 foods for the next 2 years (with no health repercussions)

Spin this wheel twice to figure out what they are!

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What’s a stereotypical food from ur culture that u absolutely love.

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hear me out wheel

step 1: spin the wheel step 2:

i left out a LOT of characters i found way too conveniently attractive on this one. have fun

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*slowly reaches for the popcorn*

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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

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was reminded of that youtube channel that records footage of that bridge that scalps trucks today. one of the fascinating developments that's happened since i last heard about it is that, in one of their many attempts to stop the trucks from being can-opened, they installed a traffic light that detects when a vehicle that's over the allowed height is coming and turns red so the driver can stop and hopefully notice the signage all around that's screaming "YOUR VEHICLE IS OVERHEIGHT TURN AROUND" and avoid an accident. However as a result sometimes drivers see the light turning yellow and IMMEDIATELY start flooring it to avoid having to stop, ensuring that the roof of their truck just gets fucking annihilated instantly. Really beautiful stuff you should check it out

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it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

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IEYTD ask game!!

Have your followers/mutuals send you Qs, and answer with your own opinions or headcanons! ~✨

🐻 Who’s your favourite character in the franchise? (Bonus if applicable: who BESIDES Phoenix, Handler, Zor, JJ, or Prism?)

🎙️ What’s your favourite (used or unused) voice line in the games?

🎭 Does John Juniper survive the summit, and if so, does he change as a person afterwards?

🦑 Does Ollie make it to the surface alive? What becomes of him?

📼 Favourite mission from the games and why?

🧁 Which of the food items from the games would you most like to eat in real life?

🏷️ If you were an EOD Agent, what would your earned code name be?

🤝 How would you describe the nature of Phoenix and their Handler’s working relationship? (Bonus: at what point/s do you think this dynamic shifts?)

🙊 Is Agent Phoenix verbal or non-verbal, or a mix of both? If non-verbal, how do they communicate?

👁️ Does the Agency have any ill intentions?

🧨 If you put your two favourite characters in a room for five minutes how many people would die?

💎 Are there physical side effects or lasting repercussions for Kinesium/TK use?

📽️ If you could experience one thing from the games/franchise/fandom for the first time again, what would it be?

🔒(If you subscribe to the relevant headcanons/theories:) What allows Agent Phoenix to reset after they die?

🔥 What’s the funniest way Agent Phoenix has ever died or gotten injured?

🔧 How were you introduced to IEYTD?

✈️ Give a shout out to a fan artist / fic writer / etc. in the fandom that you appreciate!

🥪 Tell us any random headcanon/s you have!

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Reblog to put one of these in your mutuals’ pocket when they’re not looking