thelittlestchocobo
thelittlestchocobo
My Idiot Brain Lives Here
120 posts
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
thelittlestchocobo · 26 days ago
Text
Tumblr media
98 notes · View notes
thelittlestchocobo · 2 months ago
Text
I love that I already know which one is the elf and which is the dwarf
Tumblr media
💍 Two new casting announcements have been made for season three of The Rings of Power!
Jamie Campbell Bower and Eddie Marsan will be joining the cast. Bower will be a series regular, while Marsan will appear in a recurring role.
Source: Variety
249 notes · View notes
thelittlestchocobo · 3 months ago
Text
LET ME HAVE HIM, DAMNIT
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Valentine’s DA-y 8: Varric Tethras
Someone HAD to carry the heart boxers responsibility. Strip Wicked Grace anyone?
769 notes · View notes
thelittlestchocobo · 4 months ago
Text
Please I'm begging someone to write a fanfic of this plotline
i love sandrock cause what do you mean there was a cut dating quest where unsuur is given the rock version of the necronomicon by an ant version of beezlebulb and accidentally performs a ritual which is essentially a zen garden mediation session that goes too far and this happens-
Tumblr media
62 notes · View notes
thelittlestchocobo · 4 months ago
Text
I just love that he is so beautiful and shirtless and deadass completely focused on his rocks
Commission💛
Tumblr media
We all love Unsuur
513 notes · View notes
thelittlestchocobo · 4 months ago
Text
MAKE HIM WORK AT TARGET
Tumblr media
sorry about the lack of Solas art. Have this target Solas looking disappointed like that one meme as compensation🤲❤️‍
319 notes · View notes
thelittlestchocobo · 4 months ago
Text
oh my god it's so beautiful
Tumblr media
Astarion might not like flowers, but they really do suit him 🌹
6K notes · View notes
thelittlestchocobo · 4 months ago
Text
Tumblr media
I saw this on fb with Disney men so I switch it for sandrock men
631 notes · View notes
thelittlestchocobo · 4 months ago
Text
No choice but to marry him
SOMEBODY STOP UNSUUR. EVERYTIME HE SAYS SOMETHING SILLY I CANT HELP BUT LAUGH
15 notes · View notes
thelittlestchocobo · 5 months ago
Text
Tumblr media
his desk is just begging to be sat on okay?
had the pleasure of finally commissioning @sinsydia ♡ thanks you so much for capturing them so well !!!
4K notes · View notes
thelittlestchocobo · 5 months ago
Text
Tumblr media
mr thrill of the chase
10K notes · View notes
thelittlestchocobo · 5 months ago
Text
Tumblr media
Bone Husband 🖤
804 notes · View notes
thelittlestchocobo · 5 months ago
Text
He's so beautiful 😍🥵
Tumblr media
Another DAV sketch
796 notes · View notes
thelittlestchocobo · 5 months ago
Link
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Rook/Emmrich Volkarin Characters: Emmrich Volkarin, Rook (Dragon Age), Johanna Hezenkoss Additional Tags: Porn With Plot, Porn with Feelings, Fantasy and Fictional Setting Racism, Orlesian Rook, Female Rook (Dragon Age), City Elf Rook (Dragon Age), Johanna is bored so she's trolling Summary:
Saanvi Aldwir overhears a conversation between Emmrich and Johanna. Johanna accuses Rook of being a gold digger. Rook gets mad, and she and Emmrich have sex about it, but not until after she makes him take off all his gold.
Inspired by your prompt, @rosieofcorona
2 notes · View notes
thelittlestchocobo · 5 months ago
Text
Being in the dragon age fandom for like 12+ years is like
Dragon Age 2 release week: this game fucking sucks, they ruined the lore and the companions are cringe
Dragon Age 2, 5 years after release: this game is fantastic albeit rushed, the companions are my favorite
Inquisition release week: this game fucking sucks, they ruined the lore with these new implications
Inquisition, 5 years after release: this game is fantastic, I love the lore implications
Veilguard release week: this game fucking sucks--
6K notes · View notes
thelittlestchocobo · 5 months ago
Text
Emmrich being a fade expert and dedicating his whole career to it is so funny like the Inquisition just didn't ask for help when there was a giant hole in the sky dhbdbdb
2K notes · View notes
thelittlestchocobo · 5 months ago
Text
Sobs spookily
Vorgoth: I HEAR YOU ARE IN A ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP WITH MY CHILD
Emmrich: Yes and I shall treat them with the utmost respect and kindness. I utterly adore them
Vorgoth: I AM COMING TO DINNER TO MEET MY NEW SON IN LAW
Rook: maker preserve me....dad-I MEAN VORGOTH
Vorgoth: *sobs spookily* YOU CALLED ME DAD
Rook: ...
Vorgoth: I WILL BRING WINE
5K notes · View notes