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Almost said "I could kiss you right now" to my roommate thank god I only said "I would kill a man for you" instead. That was a close one.

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Coming out of hibernation to post something political

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The monsters in monster prom will say shit to you like "wow you are the most beautiful person in the world, I trust you with my life and my heart and I want to be with you forever. I love you." And then you ask them to prom and they tell you to kill yourself

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If my best friend of 12 years who I’ve been in love with for who knows how long told me that he thought he could never have me but he was so happy just loving me from afar and telling me how loved I was that it didn’t matter that he couldn’t have me, and then the fact that he told me he loved me saved my life but killed him, I would simply kill myself too because how do you come back from that.

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@schnuffel-danny hehehe

regarding this post: from schnuffle

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how it felt watching the wolverine/deadpool honda odyssey “fight” scene

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That's that shit eating grin that practically screams "Harder! HARDER!" except the homoerotic subtext is a tripwire they're crash landing through

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Deadpool & Wolverine + text posts

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“they hated eachother!!! they tried to kill eachother!!” WRONG!!! THEY BOTH KNEW THE OTHER COULDNT DIE THEY JUST DID IT FOR THE THRILL AND RAGE!!!!! THEY SACRIFICED THEMSELVES FOR THE OTHER!!!! THEY PLAYED YOURE THE ONE THAT I WANT DURING THE FIGHT IN THE HONDA CIVIC!!!!!! WOLVERINE LITERALLY MOVED IN WITH DEADPOOL. IM NOT CRAZY.

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I need an amv/ai cover of this yesterday

In Deadpool & Wolverine, one of the Deadpool Corps members is dressed up as Hugh Jackman’s character from The Greatest Showman. This implies that there is an alternate universe where Wade has to sing The Other Side with Logan, to convince him to join the X-Men. In this essay I will-

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ryan reynolds: I want deadpool and wolverine to fuck

disney: no

ryan reynolds: I REALLY want deadpool and wolverine to fuck

disney: no

ryan:

disney: the bartender asks if they’re going to fuck or fight, there’s two intimate fight scenes including a car sex squabble where they stick their swords into each other all night long, there’s a joke about wolverines dick being in deadpools mouth, wolverine becomes deadpools live in boy toy & while he does help wade get back w his gf, he probably watches. and u get to make a pegging joke

ryan: SOLD!!

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2024 the year of toxic old man yaoi

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Hello Deadpool and Wolverine fandom

I'd like to bring this golden post back in light of the Honda Odyssey scene

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This smile was insane! He finally found someone who could take his cat-like temperament. Someone he can scratch as hard as he likes, and he won't be hurt. Someone who will take all the hits and never leave. Someone who will give him back as hard as he gives. Someone who won't die on him.

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