themessangergod
themessangergod
✨Hermes✨
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||Hello! I’m Hermes, the god of messages and mischief of course.||||Head image credits to lartitamiauu and pfp credits to hymonoides||||This is a RP account|| IM A MINOR|| Ask questions pretty please <3||
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themessangergod · 1 day ago
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Awww I was tagged!
People I love platonically (in character) : @phoebus-the-sun @no-l0nger-you (not platonic I love my boyfriend) @the-tickle-anon
Imagine being loved by someone so much that they tagged you in this
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themessangergod · 3 days ago
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Doing this ooc
Book: a good girls guide to murder (for the fifth time) by Holly jackson
Song: I’ll remember tonight by sombr
Film: idk I think The Craft
Show: school spirits with my mum or XO, kitty
Savory/and or sweet
Coffee
Working on: finding sombr while i’m visiting NYC (crying bc i had to miss his free show earlier bc my parents wanted to go the baseball) and making it through the volleyball season
Tags: @no-l0nger-you
Tag people you want to get to know :)
I LOVE THESE thank you @caffeinated-bones ^_^ <3
currently reading: Cinematography (Kris Malkiewicz), Breaking In (Nicholas Jarecki), & Low-Budget Film (Robert Latham Brown) i love my film related books
last song: What It Is To Burn by Finch or w.a.m.s. by Fall Out Boy
last film: Fight Club! 7th time i’ve rewatched it this year..
last series: Supernatural, watching S10 E9 rn :3
sweet/savory/salty: i’ll pick savory more times than not, but i do love sweet things
tea or coffee: depends heavily but most of the time, coffee. unless it’s green tea or peppermint
working on: plenty.. mostly 2 general twd fics, 3 daryl ones, 4 sam winchester ones and thennn some bits of scripts4 horror shorts that i probably wont finish like ever
tags: @gh0st-m0nst3r @apalanchen @ashishere0w0 @eugeneporterirl @rxxdus @jerichodixon @unforgivemn @moonre56
i feel so awkward tagging and i don’t wanna bother, you dont have to do this!!! i wanna tag all my moots though😭 also apologies if anyone’s already done this. anyways these r so fun
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themessangergod · 8 days ago
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Sorry my child. I wish you luck in your maths work!
LORD HERMES!!! WAVES MY HANDS AROUND
I beg your presence my maths homework is utterly insufferable I'll give u a bag of 100 drachma for your ✨ HOLY MOLY ✨ PLEASEEEEEE
(Blinks like a puppy) pwetty pleaseeeee...?!!!!???
Annnddd no. I told you children I do not hand out moly to just anyone. You need a very good reason for it and maths being insufferable is not good. Also Moly won’t help you focus. Good luck child!
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themessangergod · 8 days ago
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LORD HERMES!!! WAVES MY HANDS AROUND
I beg your presence my maths homework is utterly insufferable I'll give u a bag of 100 drachma for your ✨ HOLY MOLY ✨ PLEASEEEEEE
(Blinks like a puppy) pwetty pleaseeeee...?!!!!???
Annnddd no. I told you children I do not hand out moly to just anyone. You need a very good reason for it and maths being insufferable is not good. Also Moly won’t help you focus. Good luck child!
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themessangergod · 11 days ago
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Of course Penelope
hermes, do you think you could help me go to the “apple store” and pick up my airtags?
i fear that ody darling might be going to war again soon, and i need a little bit of help!
(i still cannot grasp the concept that the apple store doesn’t sell apples. what a waste of a name!)
thanks dawling!
~ @queen-of-ithaca
What the hell is an apple store. And why does it sell whatever an “Airtag” is.
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themessangergod · 11 days ago
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Okay I suppose I can try to get one for you Penelope
hermes, do you think you could help me go to the “apple store” and pick up my airtags?
i fear that ody darling might be going to war again soon, and i need a little bit of help!
(i still cannot grasp the concept that the apple store doesn’t sell apples. what a waste of a name!)
thanks dawling!
~ @queen-of-ithaca
What the hell is an apple store. And why does it sell whatever an “Airtag” is.
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themessangergod · 11 days ago
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OOC: I would like to apologize for my absence. I am honestly floating away from the epic fandom as the fandom itself is dying down and vanishing and honestly forgot about my tumblr account. I love this account but I am losing my connection to it. I will keep it going for now but it may be abandoned once the school year starts in a few weeks. Love you all and will be returning mostly for now!
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themessangergod · 11 days ago
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HERMES
I LOST THE NECKLACE I HAVE OF YOU (its just a little charm of a wing i associate with hermes) IM SO SO SORRY PLEASE FORGIVE ME
I LOST IT WHILE WITH A FRIEND AT A POOL
PLEASE HELP IT FIND ITS WAY BACK TO ME SOMEHOW
PLEASE
<3
It’s okay! I am not sure how to help you get it back but I wish you luck in finding it and I forgive you!
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themessangergod · 11 days ago
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Hermeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!
Can we go to McDonald's please, I'm hungry :(
Also
I think there's a god in my bed (⁠ꏿ⁠﹏⁠ꏿ⁠;⁠)
Ugh fine. ALSO WHY IS THERE A GOD IN UR BED
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themessangergod · 11 days ago
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hermes, do you think you could help me go to the “apple store” and pick up my airtags?
i fear that ody darling might be going to war again soon, and i need a little bit of help!
(i still cannot grasp the concept that the apple store doesn’t sell apples. what a waste of a name!)
thanks dawling!
~ @queen-of-ithaca
What the hell is an apple store. And why does it sell whatever an “Airtag” is.
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themessangergod · 20 days ago
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THATS NOT ME
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themessangergod · 24 days ago
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*Hermes comes crashing into her front yard at a very high speed that would probably kill any mortal who could even make it that fast. He got so distracted last week he forgot to visit Raelyn and he feels TERRIBLE.*
RAELYN ARE YOU HOME?
- @themessangergod
*She looks Worried* Whats wrong???? *her brain went at 100 miles per hour trying to figure out why he was there or in such a rush*
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themessangergod · 25 days ago
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*he hugs her back just as tight*
Of course I won’t forget you. I will visit as soon as I can.
*Hermes comes crashing into her front yard at a very high speed that would probably kill any mortal who could even make it that fast. He got so distracted last week he forgot to visit Raelyn and he feels TERRIBLE.*
RAELYN ARE YOU HOME?
- @themessangergod
*She looks Worried* Whats wrong???? *her brain went at 100 miles per hour trying to figure out why he was there or in such a rush*
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themessangergod · 25 days ago
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I’m alright right now, thank you.
*he puts the ice on the back of his head*
I do have to head back soon, can’t be away too long..
*he looks a bit guilty that he has to leave her behind. He always feels bad when he has to go*
*Hermes comes crashing into her front yard at a very high speed that would probably kill any mortal who could even make it that fast. He got so distracted last week he forgot to visit Raelyn and he feels TERRIBLE.*
RAELYN ARE YOU HOME?
- @themessangergod
*She looks Worried* Whats wrong???? *her brain went at 100 miles per hour trying to figure out why he was there or in such a rush*
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themessangergod · 25 days ago
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Nah just the ice. Thanks kid.
*Hermes comes crashing into her front yard at a very high speed that would probably kill any mortal who could even make it that fast. He got so distracted last week he forgot to visit Raelyn and he feels TERRIBLE.*
RAELYN ARE YOU HOME?
- @themessangergod
*She looks Worried* Whats wrong???? *her brain went at 100 miles per hour trying to figure out why he was there or in such a rush*
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themessangergod · 25 days ago
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*he looks a bit sad now. He didn’t mean to worry her*
I will, Sun-Rae. I’ll try my best but being the god of speed is dangerous sometimes!
*he rubs the back of his head*
I will admit I may need some ice if you have some..
*Hermes comes crashing into her front yard at a very high speed that would probably kill any mortal who could even make it that fast. He got so distracted last week he forgot to visit Raelyn and he feels TERRIBLE.*
RAELYN ARE YOU HOME?
- @themessangergod
*She looks Worried* Whats wrong???? *her brain went at 100 miles per hour trying to figure out why he was there or in such a rush*
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themessangergod · 25 days ago
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*he smiles*
See i’m just fine! No big deal no need to worry
*he puts his hands on his hips looking confident once he stands back up*
*Hermes comes crashing into her front yard at a very high speed that would probably kill any mortal who could even make it that fast. He got so distracted last week he forgot to visit Raelyn and he feels TERRIBLE.*
RAELYN ARE YOU HOME?
- @themessangergod
*She looks Worried* Whats wrong???? *her brain went at 100 miles per hour trying to figure out why he was there or in such a rush*
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