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sweet dreams kurama 🌠 

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kiri team photo

(#mizu found family au)

(Mei is Mizukage now, so they can't get out of taking the picture. Haku is sitting on a chair and the other three are grouped around him. He is willing to humor Mei and sits on the damn chair when Mei asks for picture day, but the other two have to be wrangled into the frame. Note that Mei's fists are CLENCHED - she is not putting up with any Kiri swordsman nonsense today.)

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I mean, now feels like the right time to say that I have a little oneshot Naruto crack-fic idea brewing that's a Yuri on Ice AU with Kakashi x Obito.

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Hatake Kakashi is the best figure skater in the world. A natural prodigy. A 5-time World Champion. An Olympic Gold Medalist.

He’s also been drifting for years now. His apartment is cold and empty except for his dog. There is no life for him outside of skating, and he’s not sure there’s anything left for him on the ice either. He’s 27 and the most exciting thing that’s happened in the past year was the release of the latest book in his favorite romance series.

And then, at the Grand Prix banquet, a drunk Uchiha Obito calls him an idiot, tells him off for having a stupidly pretty face, challenges him to a dance off (and wins), and then asks him to be his coach.

Kakashi’s pretty sure he’s in love.

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Uchiha Obito doesn’t understand why the best figure skater in the world is in his family’s onsen.

Naked.

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THEY CANCELLED THE YURI ON ICE MOVIE??????

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the weird thing is, when I view my job as some sort of background extra it becomes much more palatable. people go to a library and see me shelving a stack of books in my cardigan and glasses (now with glasses chain!) and they go "yeah, that's exactly right. that's how it's supposed to be in a library." and for some reason, that's comforting? the work is whatever, and the customers are customers, but sometimes it feels like I'm being paid just to make sure this places looks right, and I find that very fun.

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Still sad that Sakura never had the chance to beat Sasuke up like an older sister. She deserves to be a little violent as a treat

Sibling fight!! Violence!! What everyone deserves!!

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“kill them with kindness” Wrong. CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆

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eVEN ON THE MOUNTAIN THEY PUT THE MASK?? THE PEOPLE CARVING THE FACE WERE JUST LIKE “FUCK IT, i DON’T KNOW”

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enemy: *begins long winded bad guy speech*

kakashi: hey sorry just could i sit down for this? would you be mad? my knees are aching from just standing around

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All I want in life is the motivation of a sports anime protagonist

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Me, writing something at 1 am: Omg I'm literally a genius this words sound amazing I ate totally whith this one omfg

The writing:

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Aristocratic Assassin, Sesshomaru

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Top-Tier Villain Motivations

They will be safe. It doesn't matter who else or what else burns as long as They will be safe.

I will be safe. The hunger and the cold will never touch me again.

Fuck any bitch who's prettier(/cooler/better-liked/better at making dumplings) than me.

Yes, Master

Love me. Love me. Love me. Love me. LOVE ME!

I know the terrible things these so-called "heroes" will do if I don't stop them (<- is absolutely wrong)

I don't want a better future, I want a better past!

No other way to get performance art funded these days