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Netflix did so good with the book accurate series of a series of unfortunate events after the way too book inaccurate movie. When is it miss peregrines home for peculiar children ‘s turn? I need a date.
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“Middle sibling syndrome doesn’t exist”
It dose at my mums house
For my brothers birthdays he got a whole gaming set up including a pc for my birthday i got given the iPad my mum doesn’t use any more. Thats it.
A couple weeks ago my younger brother and 3 step siblings (not my older sister tho because she doesn’t live with us) all got brand new tvs i got told i need a Job and i didn’t even ask if i got anything
Mum only stared taking me to therapy because the school counsellor kept calling her about it for months she then stoped taking me to therapy because….? Idk didn’t wanna?
I asked for a cat so she got herself a dog
She got my younger brother the bed i told her i wanted
My bedroom in her house was supposed to be a study so its the smallest room
I could go on for ages
But i still love my mum because she dose these things with out noticing its completely on accident
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“Steve is the baby sitter” it’s nearly season 5 and he hasn’t even met Will…
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This is what i imagine Tim Burtons through process was like coming up for a script for mphfpc
“Ok so it’s set in 1940… 1940 what… I GOT IT 1943!”
“So olive can float and Emma is Jake’s main love interest and can create fire… what if we swapped there names so Olive is Emma and Emma is Olive but still make Emma Jake’s love interest!”
“So huge and Fiona are potentially love interest… no. Why don’t we do something with Emma who is now Olive? Erm she doesn’t really seem to like Enoch that much so why don’t we make the best friends and in love it makes perfect sense”
“Everyone is 6-12 but Bronwyn who is like a mother figure to the kids? We can’t have that many children actors on set so… I GOT IT we age every one up but age Bronwyn down.”
“A main plot point a plot twist is that Jakes therapist dr Golem was actually a wight manipulating Jake to get to the kids. No. Not anymore.”
“There’s twins they pick up from a raided loop in the second book? we keep the twins idea but make them just stand there in the background and completely change there characters”
“What other unnecessary changes can I make?”
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Sometimes I wish I liked K-pop because the idols are funny and I like watching clips of them but I don’t like the music…
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I was trying not to have a panic attack just then because I dropped my sesame Street Lego set and it broke but the 2 songs I sing while trying not to have a panic attack is either the sesame Street theme song or rainbow connections from the muppets…
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Who ever works at Netflix and made this happen COUNT YOUR FUCKING DAYS.
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I love IT that movie has been my all time favourite movie since it came out when I was a kid [it was also the first real horror movie i watched]
But out of everything in all the movies and the book Ritchie’s biggest fear is what has always been up for debate. I dont get why because its obvious
It’s clear that Ritchie always lied about his biggest fear. He always jumped to the closet thing that was deemed as regular fears. In the first movie and the book when he is asked what his biggest fear is he says werwolf’s obviously he picked that fear because of the werewolf horror movie he watched about a week before and when he is asked the same question in the 2017 movie he turns around sees a clown then says his biggest fear is clowns. If he was actually that scared of werwolfs why would he sit through that movie? And if he was actually scared of clowns why would he be close enough to see one? Better argument that it’s 10000% not clowns is that penwise would have been targeting Ritchie specifically if it was since his main form was a clown and i don’t believe it was targeting him.
There is the theory that his biggest fear is being missing because he has a panic attack at the thought of it but be real imagine your 12 and everyone from school is going missing and you keep getting attacked by a clown of course in that moment you would be scared of going missing.
So what is his biggest fear. Literally being outed?
We know this because when Richie has one of his first encounters with IT alone penwise repeatedly says he knows Ritchie’s secret to make him increasingly more scared.
But what if thats not actually his biggest fear but it’s the fear of being perceived? Ritchie gets scared at penwise even knowing he is gay not that penwise will tell people.
He can’t even admit to himself he is gay and forces himself to like Beverly in the book he doesn’t want anyone to know he is gay because he is scared of how people will view him if they knew. I think this ties into the fact when he dose comedy he doesn’t even write his own material because he is worried people wont like what he comes up with. Also i dont think he was scared of going missing but the fact people would see his face on the missing posters and think of him
This is definitely reaching but it makes sense in my head 
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Imagine being the history teacher who has a royal family member in your class when it’s time to learn about the history of the monarchy… you’ll say something then Prince George is in the back of your class like “actually my great grandfather never did that”
Actually Imagine being the royal family member in that class you’ll be in the middle of an exam and someone across of you would be like “yo did your grandma do a or b on question 10?”
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“Why haven’t you finished the second mphfpc book? You got it for Christmas”
Good book loved the first one…
Enoch is why. How the hell are you gonna age up a character and make them hot in the movie just for me to then read the book and find out the character is actually 12. Fucking TWELVE.
Childhood crush I was bringing into my teenage years down the drain. Thanks a lot Tim Burton.
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I always knew since i was rather little i was a home body (my brother jack calls me a “indoors cat”) i like being at home but now that i no longer go to school there’s nothing im force to do 5 days a week for 8+ hours a day out side of my home. And well to be honest im bored. I have been out a couple times by myself such as going to interviews and doing odd jobs here and there and i have quite enjoyed them. I called the optometrist today and set up an appointment for tomorrow and im genuinely exited. I like having something to do and im now noticing im not 100% a home body but to some degree just an introvert who likes to do things alone or as i like to say “go on solo missions”.
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I HATE most new slang.
The term brain rot was a term to describe when a person was “brain rotted” (very obsessed) on a neurodivergent hyper fixation now it means meme. Why can’t i say meme why do i have to say ‘look at this brain rot’. It’s not brain rot.
Not to mention abg. Why are we turning sexualising girls and ethnicity’s in to slag? Most people who use the term abg or anything bg normally dont care about the girls they are sexualising just the fact they are the ethnicity they find attractive. This is objectifying and racist not to mention beyond gross.
Don’t get me started on fine shytt. It sounds like you’re calling someone a fine shite.
Ganglish makes me wanna kms. What you mean “att bbs dftoto or it cs a fire qwoft aw bbht” could mean “at the tournament back soon dont forget to turn of the oven or it could start a fire gotta watch out for that any way be back home tonight” i get its shorter but no one wants to unravel your code every WhatsApp dm.
And the use of slurs especially the f slur and the n slur has because so wide spread that people assume its ok to just blurt them out even if your not apart of the community that word apples to. And when you bring up the fact that word has been ‘taken back’ so there for can only be used by the group of people it apples to you get the whole “well if they took it back so its no longer offensive anyone should be able to say it because its no longer offensive” NO. An oppressed group taking back or claiming a slur is different to the people who never could be called it in a derogatory way taking it back because that word never could be the last thing those people would or still could hear.
New slang is awful.
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I’m so ANGRY!!!!
My mother has been getting me the Minecraft cubeez every time she been to the food shop (you get them for free when you spend a select amount of money)
I love them the first ones i opened where blocks such as the crafting table and bookshelf as i am bordering the line of a horder i do love collecting everything and i also just love mc (Minecraft) so these free thing are perfect
Now i have just came back from a week at my dad’s house and my mama has gotten more for me. Since i have been gone a full week i had 10 of them
I was hoping for a bee as its my fave mob and irl animal but any mob or even block would of sufficed
INSTED I GOT THE NEW BASE GAME SKINS. I AM BEOND MAD A STEVE OR ALEX WOULD BE FINE BECAUSE THEY ARE RECOGNISABLE MAIN PARTS OF THE GAME BUT FING EFE, KAI AND THE OTHERS WHOS NAMES I DONT EVEN CARE TO REMEMBER ARE STUPID NO ONE PLAYS AS THEM AND NO ONE WANTS THEM. I WISH I COULD MARCH DOWN TO A BIGW OR WOOLIES AND DEMAND OTHER REPLACEMENT CUBEEZ BUT I WONT BECAUSE ITS NOT THE WORKERS FAULT BUT IF I EVER DO MEET WHO DECIDED INSTED OF MORE RECOGNISABLE MOBS LIKE A PANDA TO BE AN OPTION TO ADD EFE INSTED IM GONNA HAVE SOME WORDS THEY WONT LIKE COME OUT OF MY MOUTH. I am beyond AND I MEAN BEYOND disappointed
If anyone has a bee and would like a sunny plz contact me i have 3.
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Sometimes i just want to type for fun and sometimes i want to tell people things but have no one to tell or talk to.
This is what this is. A collection of thoughts ig
i feel if i post them publicly even if no one responds that the slight possibility that someone would read something i have to say is better then hiding my mind behind a locked app wishing i had someone to tell things to
Is this sad?
Yes
But im going to talk to who ever is listening even if its just myself
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