themulcheater
themulcheater
Fertilizer Pile
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20, she/her, tomfoolery enthusiast and cat enjoyer. Wingnut Head of State. Ignoramus Exemplar. Women appreciator
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themulcheater · 1 year ago
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Toxic Yuri my beloved 😌
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themulcheater · 1 year ago
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What if compliments were called 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓶𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓼 and you asked someone to record their 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 😏
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themulcheater · 1 year ago
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HOW CAN THEY WRITE PARASAUROLOPHUS BUT THEN CALL THE ANKYLOSAURUS "BUMPY". What self respecting autistic 6 year old dinosaur lover would enjoy this 😤
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themulcheater · 1 year ago
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Another fresh face thinking they can waltz on into the mulch game and claim the throne for themselves. I tell ya, if you aren't truly, TRULY, ready to die by the mulch as you live by the mulch, you're not even ready for a fertilizer pile.
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I'm always so full from the mulch I eat. I once heard a scientist say that mulch is the most nutritious food in the world. Who am I to argue? I'll continue to gobble that shit up until I die, even if I live.
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themulcheater · 1 year ago
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Thanks Mr. Toelover47
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themulcheater · 1 year ago
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I can't tell but I think there are pig tunnels (tunnels for pigs (a vast underground network of them (huffing, snorting, etc.)))
They're making pig tunnels vast underground networks of pig tunnels barely fit the beast in pig tunnels tubes of dirt and sand and stone ten to twenty feet down pig tunnels huffing puffing snorting pig tunnels right under all of us pig tunnels pigs weaving in and out of pig tunnels clambering frightened through the darkness for hours pig tunnels and where are the entrances and exits to pig tunnels where do they get the pigs for this pig tunnels
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