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themysteriesinsideyourhead · 11 months ago

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fixing wade after a fight with baddies

w. wilson x fem!reader

rating: R (18+)

warnings: mentions of blood, swearing, p in v, no use of y/n, riding

word count: 1.0k

summary: you're basically wade's stay at home nurse when he goes to kill bad guys. something about him coming to you every night for help turns you on.

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Wade stumbles into your apartment with his Deadpool suit on, donning multiple bullet holes in it. He tears his mask off onto the floor. "I'm wounded. I might not make it!" He dramatically whines as he drops to the floor, spreading his blood all over the floor beneath him. You walk over to him, staring at his act unamused. "You're just going to stand there? You're not going to help your damsel in distress?" He pouts.

"Wade, you're getting blood all over the floor. Get up." You fling your hand out to help him up, which he begrudgingly accepts, rolling his eyes in the process. "Come. Let me get you cleaned up." You lead him to the bathroom and open the medicine cabinet to find rubbing alcohol. He sits on the toilet lid and sighs loudly.

"You'll never believe what happened today. Some Nathan Christopher Dayspring Askani'son Summers knockoff comes pummeling at me and-"

"Take your suit off." You cut him off.

"Woah! Why don't you take me out on a date first, cowboy." You roll your eyes at him. "Oh and now you're rolling your eyes at me? I can't tell if you're into me or disgusted by me. Please pick one, darling"

"Ooohh my gosh, Wade! Just take off your suit please. You're bleeding out of more holes than I can count."

"Okay, baby. Why don't you help me?" He turns with his back facing you, allowing you access to unzip him from the back. He panting, probably from exhaustion, as you push his suit off of his shoulder. Your fingers trace along the spine of his back. He lets out a deep breath, relaxing under your touch. He sheds the rest of his suit top, revealing his warped chest with now healed bullet wounds that are still covered in blood. "Well that's a surprise." Wade laughs lazily. He looks up at you with sleepy eyes. You hold his face in your hand and he slumps into it. You soak a cotton ball with rubbing alcohol and wipe his chest with it til it's clean.

"All better" you whisper. You hand travels down towards his chest, lightly brushing over his pecs and nipples. You lean down and kiss him sweetly. Your hand snakes to the back of his head, pulling him further into you. His hands go to your ass, obviously. The kiss deepens, turning into you guys making out. Wade stands up, picking you up by your ass and wrapping your legs around his hips and carrying you to the bed. He throws you down, the pillows breaking your fall.

He pulls down your shorts and underwear together, under your wet pussy, glistening. "Helping me got you all wet, sweet cheeks?" He drags his gloved finger over your folds, collecting your wetness. You moan against the friction and nod your head. Sitting up, you lay Wade next to you, and go to straddle his lap. You lock your lips with his again and again his big hands slip down your back to your bare ass, squeezing it hard. He uses his hands to rock your hips against his. Under you, you can feel his spandex straining against his growing erection.

"I missed you, Wade." You say in between kisses. Your clit continuously brushes against the leather of his suit, making your words come out breathy and moany.

"I missed you too. It gets so lonely killing people all the time. One minute they're there and then they're not." His hips buck into yours, sending jolts through both your privates. You both moan in tangent. "Fuck. You're getting my suit all messy, babe." He's looking down to where you cunt is placed over his bulge. You don't stop or slow down the rolls of your hips though, loving the way it feels. You bury your head into the crook of his neck, whimpering. "Nuh uh. Look at me." You lift your head back up to meet his eyes. "You started this, Raquel Welch." He smirks.

Without responding, you unbuckle his utility belt and he helps you take off his pants all the way onto the floor. His erection springs out of their confinement. Your shirt follows suit, also ending up on the floor, leaving you both naked. Wade's hands fly to cup both of your breasts, rolling your nipples between his fingers. You hover yourself over Wade's tip, lining him up to your entrance. You lower yourself down onto him, slowly, you both letting out sighs of relief and pleasure. Your hands are on his shoulders as you use him as a support beam, lifting yourself up and down, up and down. "Fuckkk." You moan. His dick is filling you up over and over again and it feels like heaven. His mouth is hung open, filling the air with obscenities as you ride him.

"Oh my Gosh, baby. You feel so perfect around me. Shit. I love your fucking pussy. All mine." He says in one long string of moans and grunts. "You look so good when you ride me." He states. You're fucking yourself so hard on his cock that you barely hear what he's saying. Especially when your moans are louder than a rape whistle. Your pace and movement of your hips sends Wade into a trance. His head lands onto your chest, your breasts bouncing onto his cheeks after every thrust. "Perfect place."

"Wade- Fuck, baby, I'm gonna cum." Your legs shake as you feel your orgasm approaches.

"Go on. Cum for me baby. Cum on my cock." And those words send you over the edge. You spasm on his lap, your legs twitching and your cunt clenching around him. His orgasm comes short after yours, him shooting white ropes of his cum into you. "Shit."

Your body falls onto his, limp. You place lazy kisses onto his neck. He lifts your hips off of his, pulling out with his cum dripping out of your pussy. He disappears into the bathroom and comes back with a warm wet cloth. He wipes the inside of your thighs, "accidentally" brushing against your clit, making you jolt back. "I'm sorry, baby" He laughs.

You both lay down in bed, Wade cuddling into your back side. "I love you, Wade"

"I love you too." He kisses the back of your head.

#deadpool #deadpool smut #fuck me please

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themysteriesinsideyourhead · 11 months ago

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