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He just wants people to make the dinner, check their hairlines, and love him, is that too much to ask?

Marvin Falsettos is objectively a horrible person but it is very funny that he divorced his wife but still lives with her and just moved his boy toy into their house too

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Oh yeah I love all the Vees equally. There’s Velvette, Vox, and *squints at smudged writing on hand* Valentine’s Day?

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Season 3 of Helluva Boss September 10th

Season 2 of Hazbin Hotel October 29th

Me at this moment:

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PLEASE FILL THIS OUT FOR MY BESTIES WRITING CLASS!! No emails or personal info collected don’t worry and it’s super short!!

Thank you so much I really appreciate it!

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I am the problem

Monsters are not safe anymore

Repost if he is not safe in your account askjdhajksdha

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@commandergene

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People on Tumblr will see a post and reblog it

Such idiots

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@weird-fact-collection

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-08-22/food-plant-solutions-malnutrition-farming-edible-plants/12580732

https://fms.cmsvr.com/fmi/webd/Food_Plants_World

This guy is my new hero. I LOVE learning about native food plants that just grow everywhere without human help.

The database is a little clunky to use (especially on a phone), but still loads of excellent information.

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WHERE IS SHE?

WHERE DID THEY TOOK HER?

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New JFK conspiracy: the car shot him

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My desk is turning into a shrine and I’m powerless to stop it

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The day they have a full interaction in canon is the day I crawl back into the aether.

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Added some precious babies to my sticker collection

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Me too boo

Still my current hyperfixation 💜🤍🩶🖤

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Why is cosplay so fucking expensive I hate America