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do you ever wonder what you’d have been able to accomplish in life if you weren’t so aggressively obsessed with thinking about two fictional characters pining for each other?

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Doofalicious

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me, in any situation: hey this is just like the phineas and ferb episode where

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“yeah sorry I can’t make it- yeah I’m busy then… Mhm, I’ll be thinking about how shocked Linda must’ve been when Ferb, the little boy who barley speaks at all, called her ‘mom’ for the first time…yeah it’ll take all day.”

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phineas and ferb episode that is rated pg13 so they are allowed one f-bomb. candace keeps trying to find the perfect situation to use it but every time she tries she gets interrupted or drowned out by a comically loud horn. meanwhile doofenshmirtz has made the censor-inator because now that they're pg13 he's convinced that vanessa doesnt know any swear words (she knows all of them) and that she'll explode if she hears someone say "shit" so he wants to make the entire tri-state area child-friendly. he flies it over danville in his official blimp and a one-off joke is that his laser hits a rated r movie that's a clear parody of the human centipede or someshit and it turns into a barney-the-dinosaur-ass psa. at the last second perry destroys the inator and knocks it out of the blimp and it fires off one more laser that censors out phineas and ferb's invention before mom can get home. candace tries to finally drop her one-allowed cuss but her voice has given out. perry comes back and makes a little platypus noise (all of those have been swear words the whole time but because nobody speaks platypus nobody notices) and then part of doof's machine crashes into the house (candace is in charge) and ferb says "what the fuck"

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Alright everybody

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please speak about palestine

Alright. There are a lot of politics surrounding this event, so much random bullshit that tries to obfuscate the simple fact that what is happening in Palestine is vile, and plainly wrong. When deciding whether or not you should step in and help, you must remind yourself that this isn't about the ''politics'' of the situation, this isn't about the bullshit arguing we make for 'both sides' whilst we sit safely within the confines of our homes - this is about humanity - Don't let people confuse you, or downplay the terrible acts that are happening. See your fellow person in trouble and help them when they're suffering, it's as simple as that.

Imagine how easy it is to spend $20 bucks on a subway sandwich and a side of chips, so instead of doing that, spend the equivalent helping people not die (or do even more!). I suggest you all spend some time donating, sharing with others and helping out where you can <3

E-sims

Supporting Displaced Families

Emergency relief

Spreadsheet of Gofundme's

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Queen during a photo session in Munich, 14th August 1984

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Sure sex is great but have you ever read a fanfic by an incredible author and then realized they have 30+ other fics in the tag?

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i love that hawkeye is a big wimp and that he doesn’t understand cars or machinery and that he cheated his way onto a sports scholarship and he’s effeminate and that doesn’t make him question his masculinity even once and that he’s a brilliant surgeon and a giant flirt and is kind and brave when it counts but is still the worlds biggest coward and hates exercise and lousy at sports and has the worst posture known to man. the guy ever <3

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A pitch for my webcomic adaptation of The Hobbit! I made a similar post years ago, but I’ve updated it with the art as it appears in the final comic :).

You can read all 200ish pages of this comic that have come out so far on Ao3 here, on Webtoon here, and on Tumblr here. You can also see pages early and support my art on Patreon here!

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Fanfic reader's prayer: may my favorite author's hyperfixation on this fandom last longer than mine 🙏