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I have seen 43... and many of the other films I really need to watch, since I work at a movie theater and all

How many of these movies have you seen that people said “you haven’t seen [blank] yet??” to me about

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Ah heck.

*stares at my DnD story*

Love love love characters that present themselves as emotionally open social butterflies but the more you see of them the more obvious it is that they’re the most closed off fuckers in the story. Sure, they want to help you with your personal problems and messy emotions, but if you turn that shit back on them, they’ll shut down or deflect every time. Why are you sticking your nose in their business anyway? It’s not like it matters. They’re not a person, they’re just a role being played. They’re the guy who fixes things and saves people. Please ignore the man behind the mask, he’s fine. Everything’s fine.

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just a friendly reminder, have you meowed today? it's very important that you meow at least once a day so I wanted to check

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I can finally post these beautiful ladies. Say hello to Salia the tiefling rogue and Esma the elf paladin!

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I just added a new chapter to A Strange Halfling. In this one, Ghurl tries his best. Yep, he tries his best

https://archiveofourown.org/works/60153550/chapters/159268319

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I just spent the past hour complaining about the disney live action remake to my husband. Needless to say, I'm not a fan

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Slowly writing the next chapter of The Strange Halfling and Ghurl and Salia interacting in peak to me. Here, I'll show you...

Ghurl quickly interrupted to stop Salia from gaslighting more. “So, what are we going to do with short steps here?”

Salia growled. “Knock it off, metal brain!”

Ghurl snapped back. "Bite sized!"

"Error bot!"

"Shrimp!"

"Squeaky knees-" A crash erupted from the libaray, followed by smaller crashes after that.

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For my wedding, my bridesmaids walked into the reception party with this song playing. It was epic

the year is 2025

scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want

the spice girls are getting impatient

war is upon us

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My husband leaving me on the cliffhanger that is the Warrior episode of Attack on Titan is just cruel

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A short one but a good one. In where Ghurl tries a new spell

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I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS

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ITS TIME.

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Team Fortress Comic!?!

What???

What!!!

I thought you were dead!

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All because he kept the photo around and healed himself like a bug bite would kill him

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WOAH! This is a long one! But we're here! Chapter 5! Where Holly and Esma goes on their own quest : D

Doctor Yog did a lot of the work for this chapter and I can't thank him enough! He basically wrote most of it except for the ending. His writing style really shines!

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A doodle regarding the Tumblr Fandom 2024 Year In Review...

Based on this: