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Oh Captain, My Captain ♥️

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“First Mate Hands or God to you”

Original Art: @amadness2method

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@asgardian--angels I’m on that hill, right beside you!🏴‍☠️ 🏴‍☠️ 🏴‍☠️

The Captain goes down with the ship, the crew that loves him refuses to leave, and this fucker hasn’t sunk yet!

Fucking twats! Fight!!!

Now that I've ranted on the phone to my fam a bit, I'll just say this. I call utter bullshit here. I refuse to believe no other streamer wanted to make a deal - David implied as much when he said there were many complimentary meetings. This was Zaslav refusing to sell for anything but an insane price tag just like Coyote vs Acme. He knows it would be a hit anywhere else that was willing to fund and market it. And he'd rather sink our ship and take himself down with it than let it flourish and make his company look bad (as if it can look worse at this point).

So you know what? Fuck all this. This is the hill I'll die on. David may have waved the white flag but I won't. We were prepared for a marathon, not a sprint, and two months is not nearly enough for me to throw in the towel. I want to see WBD implode. I won't rest until we get something, anything - a movie, a graphic novel, a Samba's cell phone basement version of s3, I don't care. If streaming is dying, let us put that final nail in its coffin for what it did to us and so many others who have asked for so little and been spat at.

Make some fucking noise about this. It's not over until we say it's over. I love and respect David dearly, but I have a lot of fight left in me.

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Stede Fucking Bonnet 🔥

Twat ♥️

added subtitles to Stede calling Ed his boyfriend and now I'll go scream for a while-

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I love how Fucking Bonnet teases Ed with a kiss 💋

Fucking twat!

Yeah, I love it.

REAL FUCKING MELTDOWN HERE WHAT THE FUCK

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Fucking twats……tearfully and lovingly

You all also saw that tiktok comparing valentines day cards in the US and UK that featured the most Izzy coded card ever, right?

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Fucking Buttons. Twat

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Renew as a Crew!! 🏴‍☠️♥️

One of my absolute favorite scenes is when Stede is watching Ed and Jack through the telescope, one because bitchy Stede is life, and two because of how...absolutely sweet Lucius and Olu are with him? When Stede asks if Jack is better looking than him (lol) and says he has nice hair and Olu goes "you've got nice hair". Lucius walking in "well don't you look awful" and "has this been going on all night?" "All night. No breaks" kills me. The two of them providing Stede with company (even though Olu could have gone and slept somewhere else if Stede was really annoying him) and moral support (he's fantastic at breakups) is something I love, and I really wish we saw more of the three of them interacting in S2. Stede/Olu/Lucius bestie squad is real to me and I will not hear otherwise.

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Renew as a Crew! 🏴‍☠️♥️

All of us after hearing that Rhys Darby is sad about losing the role he's said he was born to play

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It looks beautifully painful Madam. 🔥

dilara findikoglu FW 2023 RTW

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🏴‍☠️♥️

I do appreciate that not only were the writers of OFMD kind to us, making sure to give us a hopeful, happy ending just in case, they also had their damn priorities straight. They had a limited amount of time, but they made sure we know:

Stede has horny dreams about Ed, so often and loudly that it frequently annoys others

Ed would still look amazing in a literal potato sack

When Izzy cries he just stares into the middle distance and whimpers like a kicked dog

Ed likes when Stede uses The Captain Voice and he gets a cute lil kitty cat collar. Not beating the submissive and breedable allegations

Stede FUCKS. Stede fucks so good it made Ed throw all his clothes off the boat

And I love them for all of that.

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🏴‍☠️

The whole ofmd fandom rn at hbo max

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Renew as a Crew 🏴‍☠️♥️

Please let our imbeciles stab seduce you!! Adopt Our Crew!

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This man is absolute genius! Not to mention hot as fuuuuuccccckkkkk, 🔥🔥🔥

Fight for Season 3 OFMD don’t let the twats win!

The classic pan up starting with Ed's open legs, one hand resting on a strategically placed gun, and the other caressing its way down his torso. Standing out from the fire in the golden light that comes to reflect hope and love throughout the show. This is not only brilliant filmmaking but is hot as sin and a crazy way to introduce a full shot of Blackbeard. He's seducing everyone.

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I fucking love this twat ♥️🔥🏴‍☠️

nathan foad funniest man alive

“no pictures 😖😩”

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Not a damn thing about this is twaty! 🔥🏴‍☠️

Absolutely obsessed with the Astroglide Twitter account live reacting to their first OFMD watch:

This some fully unhinged internet nonsense and I fuckin love it

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YES!!!!! ♥️ 🏴‍☠️

“You guys got a BILLBOARD in Times Square. A BILLBOARD 🤯

This truly is the best fandom. I’m speechless. It’s totally humbling and just so damn sweet. Love you. Love all of you. I mean that. You make me feel like I belong to something. 🫡🏴‍☠️🦄”

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