Look, Stede's in a nice shirt he got from a priest, Ed's in white with a ....fish bouquet... and no season three means fuck I'm counting it.
Stede and Mary were wed on a dismal cloudy day on the beach. Stede and Ed got married under a moonlit sky on the ocean.
Stede had his bachelor party on a raid with the crew, Ed had his fishing with Fang.
"You wear fine things well" means "I do." Stede said it first, now it's Ed's turn.
Shut up, I don't fuckin' care, let me dream.
Please someone redraw this kiss as their wedding photo.
First Panel: Nigel Badmintons face is covered by the HBOMax Logo. He is standing on the beach in his captains uniform and yelling at the boat leaving. Caption Reads: "OFMD Is NOT getting Renewed!" End First Panel
Second Panel: Stede Bonnet's face is replaced by an icon that says "Our Flag Means Death Fans". He has a white shirt thats been cut open and his hand up to his ear, pretending to listen. Caption Reads: What's that now? End Second Panel
Third Panel: Stede Bonnet's face is replaced by an icon that says "Our Flag Means Death Fans" and he holds onto the rigging of the ship. Caption Reads: "I can't hear you" End Third Panel]
Since HBO have decided to start straight up lying to us (see here) these are the facts:
Thank you @figmentof for these bits of beautiful evidence.
Remember, this was AFTER they cut the show’s budget by 40%, did practically zero promotion or advertising, no awards push or campaigning - nearly all the promo for Season 2 was done by cast and crew off their own backs (million thank yous again to Samba)
Season 2 still hasn’t even aired here in the UK yet!
Don’t let them get away with this bullshit, remember the truth. We won’t forget.
I just really love that Karl the seagull is actually real. I am a Johnathan stan now.
ALT TEXT: Trivia: David Jenkins revealed that Karl standing on Buttons’ head rather than on his shoulder was caused by Ewen Bremner being afraid of getting his eye pecked out by Johnathan, the seagull who played the part.