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Give a man a leaf and he will eat it. Teach a man to leaf and he will go away
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never over how some faves feel so freeing to write and other faves are so terrifying to write because you're like "i will die if i get you wrong"
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i love seeing posts and knowing exactly which mutual reblogged them. it’s like a fun little game in my head
#jamesdottxt#and seeing a specific post u KNOW a person would reblog#and then reblogging it#and then seeing them reblog it#its like Haha! i win the tumblr game
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Its obvious to me when people who post about canaries in mines have never met a canary. Like yeah the miners had a special device to revive the canary because canaries are one of the most adorable creatures on the planet and they make adorable little chirping sounds and honestly probably loved the sounds of machinery and people talking so it was probably loud and friendly with the workers. Whatever though maybe meet a canary sometime and youd understand
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never "look inside" yourself btw i just tried it and there was already someone in there looking back it was so awkward
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Is anyone gonna talk about the mr robot episode summaries on tubi
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these two posts are in a very loving relationship
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“hes a woman to me” IS HE? or are you equating women with submissive character traits you've arbitrarily put on a random man
#im literallu screaming i just saw this exact screenshot on twt#and immediately saw the real post here#love when things happen ❤️
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quick oc pieces in between work
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Do kids today even understand why podcasts are called podcasts?
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just met a three month old pomeranian named horchata. her paw was the size of my fingertip. she looked like half a dandelion fluff
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[photo of the character]
i love my this. the charactr
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charac te r. ... ... . .... #FUUUUCK. THE CHARACTER.
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DOES ANYBODY EVER THINK ABOUT .THE CHARACTER
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[1.5k word essay about the character] #but like idk maybe im wrong
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character i love youso badly.
^dash when someone is possessed by The Character core (this post is positive)
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body language expert here: that guy needs to be put down like a dog
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when someone asks me what i've been up to lately and i say "just chilling" i mean this

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