thepuppypaddedprincess
thepuppypaddedprincess
The princess is NOT housetrained.
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"I'm never puppy stressed when I do my puppy best!" The personal blog of your beloved midtwenties something pathetic puppy princess! I endeavor to write about my complicated and glamorous life as sole heir to the throne! Tea parties and puppypads are serious business you know! The maids are around here somewhere too. Feel free to ask me things or petition the crown while you're here~ Oh and, if you step in something, it probably wasn't me. Honest.
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thepuppypaddedprincess · 8 hours ago
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...they cannot succeed, but their attempts are annoying.
engaging in a special maid operation to liberate the eastern half of the bed from princess domination
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thepuppypaddedprincess · 10 hours ago
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thepuppypaddedprincess · 10 hours ago
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<< never too early? if she doesn't want to get up in the morning? It's kinda fair tbh...
how early is too early to tell a girl you want her to piss in your mouth
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thepuppypaddedprincess · 15 hours ago
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i like to think that i got fired from my last liquor store job because they caught me on the security camera swinging the 1.75l bottle of willett pot still reserve bourbon like a baseball bat on a slow day
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thepuppypaddedprincess · 17 hours ago
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I mean who hasn't been there amiright >>
age regressor transfem who realized that the kids meal wasn’t enough food to satiate her and is now looking at your fries with a deeply voracious intent.
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thepuppypaddedprincess · 23 hours ago
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I mean look, that's up to her, no? Maybe the toys like it that way too? Did you even ask??
the transgenders are tripping balls on a powerful new drug called toys
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thepuppypaddedprincess · 2 days ago
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<< sorry...
Looks at the setting sun and clenches my fist and gives an admirably restrained yet heartbreaking speech on the nature of power but I have to start over every three lines because you zone out staring at my ass
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thepuppypaddedprincess · 2 days ago
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Doe-eyed and lame kinda day >\\\\\\\>
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thepuppypaddedprincess · 2 days ago
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...okay so whats the deal with double zeta
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thepuppypaddedprincess · 4 days ago
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thank you so much for that rec oh my gosh. i am emotionally destroyed.
i think i have another rec you would like: shadow of the sun by dietsoda
Yasssss im making my way through conbini girl too and its pretty good so far! Could stand to be more cruel but... its cute!
Will be reading shadow for sure! So glad to have a fellow abuseslut to share fiction with ><
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thepuppypaddedprincess · 4 days ago
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also my new life as a catgirl! on scribblehub!
Ill check it out! Thank you!
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thepuppypaddedprincess · 4 days ago
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Omg omg omg omg omg i will be reading this aaaaaaaa
have u read! conbini girl!!!
I have not!! It seems like a very serious book?
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thepuppypaddedprincess · 4 days ago
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have u read! conbini girl!!!
I have not!! It seems like a very serious book?
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thepuppypaddedprincess · 6 days ago
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...i really need abusive toxic yuri recs >> preference for naive or subby/cute protagonists but really anything that has the pov character get abused or bullied (sexual or otherwise! Humiliation is nice tho) is huge!
So far this the only thing ive read that gets close? Nexus Alpha was too consensual >>
I do enjoy harder or more involved kinks too, bdsm is great especially when it has a cruel edge 🥰 not a huge gore fan tho!
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thepuppypaddedprincess · 6 days ago
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It seriously keeps HAPPENING SOMEONE STOP THIS MAN
Jared's got me wishing for another colony drop fr fr
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thepuppypaddedprincess · 9 days ago
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I just finished this and it was really really good! Not as wishfulfilmenty as other egg fics. Quite grounded actually which is what i like! An actual trans story and not the usual turning into a girl oh noes fic! Nothing wrong with those but i can't help but feel they often fail to capture the gender identity themes, the trials and drama that i like in my queer fiction. Totally recommend!
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thepuppypaddedprincess · 9 days ago
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Are we that predicable >>
trapping a trans girl in the wild by setting out an extra large dog kennel with blankets and sour candy inside somewhere in the vicinity of an ikea
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