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pimothy pimling has had enough

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reminder:

jango: these are my children. they’re a little dumb at times but you hardly notice it with their combat training and critical thinking skills

obi wan: that one just closed his eyes and fired a blaster

jango: he’s only 9 give him a chance

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obi wan can’t say shit tho after what he pulled on utapau:

clone: *fistfights a droid*

obi wan: *kicks general grievous*

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The clones nearly broke their backs the way they carried star wars humor

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UM HELLO?? ARE WE GOING TO STOP HIM???

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

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peak arc trooper performance

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pim gyatt 😳

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he really said i want to be y/n i want to be the main character and i want my trusty side hoe to be this small purple australian man with bug eyes and a jealousy problem.

You cannot tell me that Charlie from smiling friends is not just a self insert oc of Zack Hadel I mean ……

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everyone please repost this iconic work of art

I know exactly how next week's episode is gonna play out guys #TheBadBatch #FreeZilly

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the newest edition made by none other than mr arc trooper echo

“it’s, uh, a special security patrol…”

or whatever the fuck he said because he failed at lying so bad even fives wouldn’t have believed him

the clones lacking the ability to proficiently lie: a thread

“where is your captain?”

“uhhh…captaining.”

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“what’s going on here?”

“nothing sir, just waiting for the general…uh…general.”

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“trooper! report, trooper!”

“uh yes sir, uh everything’s fine in the hanger sir. nothing’s out of control down here.”

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i swear none of these guys are beating the bad lying allegations *cough cough fives cough*

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something about how i want it back the minds we had or whatever

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I WAS THINKING THIS EXACT THING AAHAHA

RAMPART BE RUNNING LIKE WOODY FROM TOY STORY THIS EPISODE HAHAHA

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i know we’ve all been theorizing and debating on how tech survived and daydreaming about him reuniting with the batch and phee but i’m really starting to think that maybe just maybe….

we’re all just a wee bit mentally ill and can’t deal with our comfort characters dying.

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No thoughts, just Echo’s ears and dad jokes

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One of my favorite pieces of canon continuity is that clones cannot lie for shit

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S3 E14 - Flash Strike

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“but omega didn’t leave me behind when she could have. i owe her.”

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headcanon confirmed: rampart screams like a whiny little bitch