therealmacmcdonald

[therealmacmcdonald]

mac i need you….. .

You need Jesus

[therealmacmcdonald]

do NOT take a bunch of high dose iron pills and eat a full can of spinach you will NOT like it!!.!!??!?!?!!!!

[therealmacmcdonald]

wow bud that’s great

“Pride month is nearly over :(“ maybe for YOU. I get all of next month too 😎 (disability pride month)

[therealmacmcdonald]

I’m obviously NOT disabled because unlike big pharma wants you to believe I am NOT autistic NOR am I a schizo

“Pride month is nearly over :(“ maybe for YOU. I get all of next month too 😎 (disability pride month)

[therealmacmcdonald]

U r a retarded fag 🏳️‍🌈😼

Oh my god DAD??? I didn't get a finger in the mail this time!!.!.?!!! Love u 2, daddy :) !!.??!?!?!!!

[therealmacmcdonald]

happy pride to intersex people!! ☺️💖💫💛💜

[therealmacmcdonald]

technically fathers day was 29 minutes ago. I missed it. Shit. I really don't want another severed finger in the mail.

[therealmacmcdonald]

Uhh then why did they prescribe them to you bro?? Checkmate + im right + god loves me more + I can doxx your middle name

why do I feel like shit when I don't take dennis' iron pills but I feel really really good when I don't take my psych meds

[therealmacmcdonald]

well fuck me in the asshole this isn't webmb

why do I feel like shit when I don't take dennis' iron pills but I feel really really good when I don't take my psych meds

[therealmacmcdonald]

why do I feel like shit when I don't take dennis' iron pills but I feel really really good when I don't take my psych meds

[therealmacmcdonald]

Dennis says I am "no longer allowed to call meals 'mastication sessions'"

[therealmacmcdonald]

"That five cheese rigatoni is gonna turn into clit cheese rigatoni when I get to it"

And this is why we don't allow dee in the house

[therealmacmcdonald]

Maybe I have the secret powers to curse people. I should go try it on dee.

Hopspital

[therealmacmcdonald]

Listen when I told you to go choke on a mozzarella stick i DID NOT think it would work!!..!.!

Hopspital

[therealmacmcdonald]

Very important question how do centaurs jerk off

[therealmacmcdonald]

Finally growing a BADASS bruise on that weird painful spot on my inner knee which I did NOT panic about being cancer!!..!.! Go bruise!!!@!!! #mybruise

[therealmacmcdonald]

I hope you choke on a mozzarella stick

HAPPPYYYY PRIDE MONTH BITCHESS!!!! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!..????!?!?!?!? THAT'S RIGHT!! my friends can't be homophobic to me for A WHOLE GODDAMNIT MONTH!!..!!!!@@@! no FAGGOT or COCKSUCKER or NANCYBOY or TWINK or HOMO or LIMPWRIST or FAIRY or GAYBO or BOYKISSER or LIGHT IN THE LOAFERS or ANYTHING OF THE SORT unless you're dennis if you're dennis you're allowed to call me whatever you want <3