therealrichardcameron

[therealrichardcameron]

greg heffley is patrick bateman for 10 year olds

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Why are they calling me a diva. Is this a gay thing. Send help. @first-unmanned-flying-desk-set

who's this DIVA

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LEPRECHAUN?

Your rapper name should be Lil Gnarlie Charlie

fuck yeah

leprechaun vs lil gnarlie charlie who's gonna win guys

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Charlie I am SWAMPED with homework. How am I going to find the time to write a rap

I nominate Neil to be my proxy @first-unmanned-flying-desk-set

Honestly I think your whole issue with Cameron can be solved you guys just need to do a rap battle

oh my god that's perfect

@therealrichardcameron let's do it

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Happy Birthday Meeks! This does not mean you get a break from carrying our Latin grades BTW :-)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEEE

Alien/space themed party + gifts 🛸🛸

+ the man himself👾

Anyway I love all my buddies❤️❤️

@neutron-star-collision @first-unmanned-flying-desk-set @social-anxiety-and-poetry @pittsie-boy @phonecall-fromgod @knoxious-overstreet @therealrichardcameron @ginnylovestheatre @miss-chris-noel @ask-captain-keating

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Have you got some fav poems or books?

I'm a big fan of Shakespeare. Iambic pentameter is so clever and it sounds so nice read aloud. My favorite play is The Tempest. I know it's not a fan favorite but there's something satisfying about the way the plot begins and ends in a day.

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Which class/teacher is your favorite?

I'm catching up on old asks. You guys have a lot of questions--but at least the older ones make sense. All I get nowadays is bizarre Gen Alpha slang...

As for my favorite class--Math. By far. It makes so much sense! There's rules! And order! Don't get me wrong, Keating is a hoot, but most days I leave his class more confused than I was when I walked in.

[therealrichardcameron]

Poorly

god i hate summer. it is hot and sticky and i miss my friends and there’s BUGS EVERYWHERE!!

i crave the cold. i am yearning for a nice cool breeze. someone save me from this suffering.

my only solace is that i don’t have to worry about sun burn as much as my ginger friends. @radiofree-america and @therealrichardcameron how are you guys coping

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Can't go anywhere without being called a ginger slur these days. Not even Australia is safe

hi meeks has anybody ever told you that australians call gingers "ranga" and its short for orangutan 😁

@therealrichardcameron everybody hates us

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While my pride experience was slightly different than that of my friends, I thought I'd still share. I had a hard time coming to terms with the fact that I'm aroace--I always felt like something was wrong with me, or that I was just missing something that everyone else had. I'm lucky to have friends who gave me the space and support to figure that out. Thanks, guys.

PS. I bought an aroace pin. I think I'll leave the flag-waving to Neil and Charlie and Knox :-)

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r u ginger on purpose or was this forced upon you

Unfortunate genetics. It's a hard knock life

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Jeez I hope Charlie's brain doesn't rot. He hasn't got much to spare

You mog Charlie Dalton. 🧑🏻‍🦰

I've learned this strange new dialect is called "brainrot" and is commonly spoken by children of the youngest generation. @pingunaa would you happen to be an iPad kid or a Gen Alpha-er? And @phonecall-fromgod - what is mog?

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You mog Charlie Dalton. 🧑🏻‍🦰

I've learned this strange new dialect is called "brainrot" and is commonly spoken by children of the youngest generation. @pingunaa would you happen to be an iPad kid or a Gen Alpha-er? And @phonecall-fromgod - what is mog?

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Christ I thought it was some sort of arcane curse

wait hold up, you actually kind of slay, like, GYAT, such a lil rizzler, you’re so fanom tax, actually the most skibidi ohio guy

What does this say

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wait hold up, you actually kind of slay, like, GYAT, such a lil rizzler, you’re so fanom tax, actually the most skibidi ohio guy

What does this say

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not even gonna lie like bro kinda hated u for a bit but like mannnnnn

i had a huge crush on u

ur hot

#pridemonthconfessions

That. Is not the ask I expected to receive on this fine Monday afternoon. I- I'm flattered? I guess? #aroacemoment

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Nonono listen, I've got a good one this time, I'm 100% sure you've never heard it before. Deep internet stuff.

So there's this girl, and her parents are out of town, right? She's alone in the house, but she's texting this guy--and she's kinda flirting, he's flirting, you know. But she looks out the window and sees a figure in her garden--he's, like, digging in the dirt, and he's wearing a very distinctive jacket. So she texts the guy, all "What are you doing in my garden?" and he says "What do you mean, I'm at home???" and-

Seriously? You've HEARD THIS ONE?? With the jacket and the hiding in the closet, and the next morning she asks him to come over...?? Hey, it's not my fault you guys have heard all the scary stories I know! Jeez...

there is weirdly loud music coming from the woods over from my house…

im confused