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“Wait-- but you didn’t--” Another sigh.     “You are always starving Haru. Did you even here        anything I said?”

He ignores her comment. 

“If you’re done lecturing now, lets go eat. I’m staaarvin’.”

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“Yes I know that. It’s just...” A sigh.      “Oh never mind. You’re unbelievable.” 

“Of course I did. I’m your trustworthy and hardworkin’ third seat, remember?” 

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“Did you really though?      Did you really try hard enough?”

Here comes her lecture.

“I know, but in my defense, I was really tired–” 

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“I think everything. I ask you to do    something, and yet you don’t do it.”

“What parts of me do ya’ not understand?

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shirokishii

“I don’t understand you.”

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“ Hmm.. ”

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Laughs at this blog. Damn its been awhile

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How Aizen could apologize to Hinamori

As requested by anon. :)

Aizen has joined Team Good again! Maybe. Sort of. Okay, so mostly out of self-interest, one assumes. But let’s say that Aizen decides to apologize to Hinamori for being the most giant jackass ever. Either because Aizen is really sorry or because Kyoraku is making him or because Aizen is just hoping that Hinamori won’t stab him in the face. How might Aizen undertake such an apology?

1. By baking Hinamori a peach pie.

Because Hinamori loves peaches. And nothing says “sorry” like homemade baked goods!

Hinamori: It’s poisoned, isn’t it?

Aizen: Why would you think that?

Hinamori: Because the last time you offered what seemed to be a kind gesture, it ended in a stabbing.

Aizen: This might take more than a pie.

2. By offering to let Hinamori stab him.

Seeing as Aizen got Hinamori stabbed on multiple occasions, perhaps it is only fair that she get to stab him back.

Hinamori: I-I’m not going to stab you! You’re tied to a chair and also you’re immortal!

Aizen: Yes but it will still hurt. Assuming that your zanpakuto does not dissolve before it reaches me. Which, to be fair, it probably will.

Hinamori: GO AWAY

3. By offering to let Hinamori and Hitsugaya stab him.

At the same time.

Aizen: I thought you might be more comfortable with your friend here.

Hinamori: I AM NOT GOING TO STAB YOU

Hitsugaya: Now, Hinamori, maybe we should think about this…

Hinamori: NO

4. In a letter.

Much like the letter he left her when he “died.”

Aizen: …which, come to think of it, might have brought back some bad memories.

Aizen: Is that why you are burning the letter in front of me?

Hinamori: Yes that is why I am burning the letter in front of you!

Aizen: You could have read it first.

Hinamori: [death glare]

Aizen: Or not.

5. In person.

Or maybe Aizen could just talk to Hinamori in person. Say he’s sorry. Explain himself.

Aizen: And then it was my fifth birthday. On that day, something very important happened.

Hinamori: Aizen you have been talking for like twenty minutes and nothing you’ve said has sounded anything like an apology.

Aizen: You can’t rush a monologue.

Hinamori: …I might just go.

Aizen: But! Monologue!

6. By telling her all of his most embarrassing secrets.

Since Aizen humiliated Hinamori, why not humiliate himself in her presence?

Aizen: One time I forgot to style my hair and at the end of the day I realized that my hair lock was a little frizzy.

Hinamori: …

Aizen: What? Embarrassing things don’t really happen to me.

7. By explaining why he did it.

It seems like that might be what Hinamori is wondering the most - why Aizen decided that hurting her was the best way to accomplish his goals.

Aizen: I truly believe that ending the Soul King is the only way to save the universe.

Aizen: My methods may have been…questionable, but my goal was genuine.

Hinamori: What did stabbing me have to do with that?

Aizen: Oh well honestly I just figured you were better off dead.

Hinamori: I may just hate you forever.

Aizen: I can’t say I’m surprised.

8. By giving her his Hueco Mundo throne.

On the assumption that everybody loves giant chairs as much as Aizen does.

Aizen: I would give you my bondage chair, but I don’t think it’s allowed.

Hinamori: Um…what am I supposed to do with a giant stone throne?

Aizen: Sit on it, of course!

Hinamori: I like my butt non-numb, thanks.

9. By making her the queen of Hueco Mundo.

To, you know, make up for everything.

Hinamori: Um you don’t have the power to make me the queen of anything.

Aizen: I’m pretty sure I’m still technically ruler of Hueco Mundo, so

Hinamori: YOU ARE TIED TO A CHAIR

10. By granting her one wish.

Thanks to his time with the hogyoku, Aizen knows how powerful wishes can be. So rather than trying to guess what Hinamori wants as an apology, Aizen simply offers to do whatever she wishes.

Hinamori: Okay but I can’t promise that this “wish” will make me forgive you.

Aizen: That is fine. I like things that take many steps. Just think of this as the first one.

Hinamori: Well okay then.

Aizen: So what is it that you - 

Aizen: Are those…scissors?

Aizen: Wait, what do you think you’re -

Aizen: NO NOT MY HAIR LOCK GET AWAY FROM ME YOU MONSTER

Aizen: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

Hinamori: Wow. I do feel better!

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  ♠—     “Sorry, I don’t understand what        you are saying.”

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                              “Abandoning…                          Abandoning a friend is                                    unthinkable!”

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Sup guys.

I just want to put this all out their and be a nice person because that’s who I am. First off, I have know  ryusxnka For a few years now and I want to say how much it means to me to be his friend. I don’t care if people are going to come up to me and say other wise, you can fucking fight me for all I care. But Caleb has been there for me and he’s just a super sweet dork. People say things about him that aren’t true and I’ll laugh because once I post this people will unfollow and stuff. And guess what?  I don’t care. This fandom has drove me away from this blog, but Caleb has always been there for me even after I left and that’ is what friends do. I’M AN ADULT. No need for pointless shit. ; ) Anyways, to give more things, Caleb is super awesome, cute, funny, and the best person you could have as a friend tbh and I’ll fight anyone who says otherwise.      So Caleb, I just wanna say that I love you and I will always be there for you because you are MY BUTT HEAD AND I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU SAY. FIGHT ME IN THE BALL PIT. ♥♥

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