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I’ve been thinking about this all day dawg 😭

Haven’t seen uncle Johnny at thanksgiving and Christmas since his midlife crisis and recovery from his electrocution. The Agency is really anal about visitations. Bastards.

Happy Birthday to a very special war criminal!

Love this green boi so much 💚

(That’s all I can manage for him today I’m sorry)

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Happy Birthday to a very special war criminal!

Love this green boi so much 💚

(That’s all I can manage for him today I’m sorry)

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my sister is joining me in rewatching the first season and thought Hotchner makes the same face as Mudkip

bonus Gideon

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Hotch and Penelope doodle for today

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“Without a gun, I look like a teacher’s assistant.”

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underrated criminal minds duo

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I get that being mean to teeny Juniper is fun, but here I would like to see him in a nice fluffy robe with a cup of cocoa. If that’s okay.

his hot cocoa is topped with a dab of whipped cream and teeny tiny chocolate chunks and he’s also drinking it out of a thimble :]

little guy masterlist

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theres not enough art of jack spending time with his lovely pony

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Happy Easter, Agents!

About two years ago(?) I tried making Hivemind’s honey cupcakes, and they turned out alright. I’ve since made them multiple times, making sure not to screw anything up and getting way better at piping frosting. Even found some adorable bee themed sprinkles for them at Walmart. The honey came out a little goopy because I had to heat it up after it crystallized, but it’s still great.

Thank you once again to @the-valiant-valkyrie for sharing the recipe and sparking my curiosity, it’s definitely a family favorite now.

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I can see him settling down with a nice cup. Actually, there’s a bunch of IEYTD inspired teas, and he has one.

Do you think Juniper likes tea?

If so, he might become my new favorite.

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if anyone can find the tiny john juniper i drew on the whiteboard i will draw their phoenix no shitting

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Alright IEYTD fandom. Hear me out.

So you have a male character who is the major villain of a sequel game. He’s incredibly wealthy, has a hell of an ego, is in a position of power, has a short temper, and is good with a gun. He’s a pretty good looking man too.

He’s also pretty damn cocky and confident, especially early on. But that starts to slip as you start to really ruin his plans. He gets angrier, wanting you to just lie down and die already. And by the end he wants you dead so badly that it’s practically a concentrated rage.

Oh, and he’s almost always seen wearing a mask.

So. Am I talking about John Juniper, or Handsome Jack?

(Look, two or three of my friends have said that their line delivery sounds so similar and I just CAN’T UNHEAR IT)

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I have discovered that people would dye their dogs sometimes in the 1950's, and this in tandem with Juniper's puppy parade from the newspapers has convinced me that man has dyed a poodle green at least once for a PR stunt.

Either that or I could see the Fabricator dying a bunch of them a wild array of colors to flaunt a deluxe dog collar fashion line

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Well, Juniper does mention at one point in his monologue that he would have just outright shot Phoenix if Zor hadn’t insisted on getting footage of them, so that explains why he didn’t just kill them outright in Safe and Sound. That combined with Zor’s presence at the end of Rising Phoenix gives the implication that they wanted to see how Phoenix works.

But leaving a bunch of components for Phoenix to escape is definitely interesting, and John is having way too much fun being a bad guy, so I do love the thought of a little cat and mouse dynamic that he’s secretly getting a kick out of. Even with all his tantrums lol.

thinking about john juniper again

very rambly so im putting it under the cut

Its the fact that in the second game, this man decided that Phoenix, the very same person he named because of their ability to essentially rise from the dead, known to escape anything, can be left alone in a laser trap whilst he goes to the peace summit

juniper is a little incompetent and prideful, but I'd think he'd know better than to leave phoenix alone; well, I think he'd know better than to leave the drill/scredriver/laser thing in such an easily accessible location.

he knows who phoenix is-- thats the real kicker

maybe, just maybe, theres some shred of humility within him because of this

did he want pheonix to escape? I feel like there may be a possiblity-- he has titled himself as 'the worlds greatest actor', after all. perhaps he was so insistent on the idea that phoenix would escape and they wouldn't be directly killed by him

I mean, i can sense a little bit of fondness between the two-- sorta like, a thrill of the chase dynamic (junipers just living the pipe dream of being some sorta evil nemesis-- I like to think he always liked playing the villain in some movies he'd been cast in) And, like, he seemed so surprised when phoenix showed up

I mean, if juniper wanted phoenix dead, why not kill them there? If he wanted to keep them captured, why not take them to the peace summit (imagine that haha <- not-so-subtle plug for one of my fics [listen, i was thinking about that fic before typing this out in a haze, okay? /vsilly]) He could've exposed the agency's involvement and make phoenix an example-- y'know, show them how serious he was

basically, juniper liked phoenix and wanted them to escape

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Eevee's christmas 🎄

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I am feeling an odd, horrible blend of blessed and cursed for being given this knowledge.

Writing 50's-60's era fanfic is wild because what do you mean Sinatra is technically "traditional/classic" pop.

What do you mean Juniper and Reginald probably literally listen to pop music for the time?