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so we have splatomb raiders now??

if there's a forest on that island then expect me to be in it, trust.

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so its been a while

hello loyal viewers. like me, you probably never thought this day would come /ref

anyways im turning older in two weeks. yay. woohoo.

find my sardinium

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hey guys, been a while.

hurricane helene got me hard. a month of no internet and even after i switched providers, at&t doesnt support my nintendo online so i have to sparingly use my hotspot.

anyways, hope you guys had a good thanksgiving and have a happy holiday.

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going back through splatoon's splatfests and i appreciate how callie won with the past twice

i think it was cod's willing

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thinking of those 1.5bil golden eggs an how that wont even feed like a fifth of the world

if divided into caviar itll feed only the elites of the world and thats it

a salmon egg (from my research) is only a gram, and there's 28.35 eggs per caviar ounce. divide 1.5 into ounces and thats 52.9mil ounces in 1.5bil eggs. divide a serving (2 ounces) amongst that and it feeds only 26mil people

THATS ENOUGH TO FEED ONLY THE PEOPLE IN AUSTRALIA

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ATTENTION TEAM PAST WE FUCKING CLUTCHED THE GAME

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i just wanna go home bruh

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pearlina fans are fucking pissing theirselves

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suck on my sardinium team present

from yours truly - splatterman and splatterina

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im finally free from this shitty splatfest (golden deep cut badges and ruler +1)

i know present gonna win bruh because ive been fighting no future

these will be the only happy photos of me. i hate this festival so much

happy splatfesting to you guys but not me

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completed the grand splatfest poster

enjoy the past, seize the present, plan for the future

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thanks frye

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my bad for not getting on lately i gotta shave all this extra inkfuzz off

anyways,, here goes my third finalfest loss in a row.

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a second horrorboros hit the grandfest bowl

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would you like a soda with that

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*gives you a splattershot*

its not clash blaster its not clash blaster its not clash bla

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oh, wow. hey guys, its been a while. anyways...