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They're angry over one of the most basic components of his character?

I was kind of joking about that post about how you couldn't make Blazing Saddles nowadays, but I guess it's just true. You can't even make Superman these days without them complaining he's woke.

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You’re not allowed on the bus

When Danny moved to Gotham he needed a way to feed his obsession to protect others while also keeping a low profile. He really couldn't afford getting any unwanted attention at the moment. Which led Danny to becoming a bus driver!

It's perfect in almost every single way. He not only gets paid for his work, he gets to help someone almost every night. Danny never would have thought about how much a bus driver could do for people before this; especially when it comes to Gotham.

Now Danny has denied many people from stepping foot in his bus for a multitude of different reasons. He just didn't think Batman would ever be one of them.

It was a slow night for him, bus currently empty, as Danny approached the next stop on his route. He noticed two figures standing by it, and it isn't until the door opens does he realize that the two figures were Red Hood and Batman. The two clearly weren't happy with each other if the yelling was anything to go by.

Danny planned to just close the doors and continue on his way, when suddenly Red Hood is turning towards him and stomping his way onto the bus. Taking a seat right in the front row. Batman, of course isn't done talking to Red Hood yet and tries to step on the bus after him when Danny puts a hand up to stop him.

He can't even believe his words as he says them, "Sorry Batman, but I can't allow you on if your only going to cause problems with the other riders."

Without waiting for a response Danny shuts the bus doors in Batman's face.

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Dead on Main random idea

Usually it’s Danny talking about his crush but let’s flip it.

Jason feeling so left out and discarded by family that he has his own “guy in the chair” bc he doesn’t know if he can trust Oracle more like if she trusts him he doesn’t wanna know the answer.

His “guy in the chair” is Tucker Foley. Met the guy on a case at Gotham U. Tucker helped him hack into a encrypted USB. And then just, kept asking him for help.

They get close enough friendship where Jason feels comfortable without the helmet (and maybe without the domino mask too).

Tucker by now expects Hood to climb through his dorm window and throw a gadget at him to hack into and reverse engineer.

What he did not expect was what Hood was gushing about.

“God you know that ghost boy Phantom? He’s so small and cute I wanna squish him. Like talk about a zombie’s dream boyfriend. Don’t tell my brother but I like Phantom’s puns better than Nightwing’s.”

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Thoughts I have been having on Danny Phantom

What do you think it would look like if the Fenton parents were actually good parents and good scientists? To start, I don't believe they would have put a portal to another universe in their basement where their children had free access. I don't believe they would have assumed the behaviors of all ghosts. I don't believe that Danny would have ever been able to get into position to get his powers, which makes a different story entirely. I don't believe they would have assumed that they punched a hole into the correct universe. The portal would have had an emergency off switch in multiple locations.

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Please listen closely! Jens is announcing 14 Brand New Facts About Jens! (In alphabetical order)

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Being prejudice against people for being lgbtq+ and acting on those prejudices are (is?) immoral. it results in real and measurable harm. Harm to the body, harm to the people's finances and harm to their emotional and mental well being.

Being lgbtq+ harms no one.

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More kneecaps?

Jonathan Crane was mixing a new fear gas formula together in his lab when he heard a voice. "I bet your kneecaps would look great next to the Joker's." Then his minions outside the lab heard him screaming and thought he had sniffed his own stuff again.

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Gotham does a Batman lookalike contest and there's no way the Batkids don't participate along with like, half of Gotham. It is simultaneously their boon and bane

Dick, staring at a Batman suit Tim brought him: What am I supposed to do with that?

Tim, in an identical batsuit: There's a batman lookalike contest in crime alley! We have to participate.

Dick, now staring at the suit in disgust: Wear that? Again? I'd Much Rather Die.

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Jason, in another batsuit, staring in the mirror, close to crashing out: Why do I actually look like him?

Damian, in an identical, smaller batsuit: It is because you are nearly the same height and weight as Father.

Jason, immediately tearing the arms off the suit so it looks like a tank top: There. That's better.

Damian: It is not.

Duke, in an identical suit with gold highlights, now covering Damian's ears: You look like Batbabe the stripper

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Stephanie, in her robin suit, standing beside cass, who's in a batman suit: We'll win easy

Duke: You realize it's a batman lookalike competition, right?

Steph: There is no batman without robin, duh

Dick:... you're the only fucker in this family I respect

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Bruce: This is incredibly irresponsible of all of you. This could give away major clues that we are-

Duke: Don't you wanna look at your kids cosplaying you, without the danger and responsibilities?

Bruce:

Bruce: Carry on

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Cass, holding the 20$ prize money she got from winning third place:

Dick, grudgingly holding the 40$ he got for second place, glaring at Bruce:

Tim: Wait, if even Dick's second, who the hell won first?

Clark, holding 100$ and a 'Batman forreal!' certificate: Hi Guys

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The real thing with ADHD is not "I forgot", but that forgetting is this ongoing process. I remembered! And then I forgot.

At ten this (hypothetical) morning I remembered that I have a meeting at six. And then from 11 through 3 I worked on other stuff and had zero thoughts about that meeting. Maybe even thought about what I was gonna do with my evening at home. Got attached to the idea of taking the time to make a good dinner, maybe play some video games.

And then at three I said, "Oh! Fuck!" and remembered again, hopefully long enough to set an alarm. And then I went to the bathroom and remembered that I need to clean the counter and spent twenty minutes cleaning the bathroom and went to get a snack and then at five I said, "OH! FUCK!" and had to scramble to dress like a real adult and get out the door.

It isn't one clean forgetting. It's a constant process of forgetting and then, with an exhausting adrenaline spike, remembering. And then forgetting. Baby, I can forget the same thing more times in a day than you ever forgot your parents' anniversary.

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HEEELPPP a six year old just came into the nature center and she had SO many questions. it's pouring rain and nobody else is here but her family so non-stop for an hour she had my full attention. by the end of it i had half my field guides open to various insects and mammals and birds and she just kept going.

she became extremely fixated on bigfoot and asked about the ways people try to prove its existence until I was explaining DNA to her, and she asked such thoughtful questions! she said, "what if someone found a skull they thought might be bigfoot, and there was hair left over. could we use DNA from hair to prove it's bigfoot?" but before i could answer, she said, "but if you don't have a living bigfoot that you KNOW is bigfoot, to take hair from, how could you know this hair from this dead bigfoot is really bigfoot hair?" !!!! what an awesome question!!

so this 6 year old and i started discussing control groups in scientific studies and she was so engaged!!

then the bigfoot talk led to discussions of extinction which led to dinosaurs, and she said, "what I don't understand is why people say dinosaurs are extinct, but they also say that dinosaurs became birds. how could they all be extinct if they became something else?"

she asked questions that really challenged me in that figuring out how to answer them on the fly in a way that's digestible wasn't totally straightforward.

a few minutes ago, the adult with her said it was time to go and get ice cream and she said, "can't you see I have 1,000 more questions to ask? i have to just bloooowwww them all out now so you don't have to answer them later."

I saw my younger self in her so much LOL. They said they're coming back tomorrow and I said, "I won't be here, but my colleague knows even more than I do!" And she said, "Well, I hope so. He's gonna need to."

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Do not think for a moment that this admin is only going after trans folks. They are ultimately going after the whole LGBTQ community. They start small, like getting rid of a hotline option, then go BIG.

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This scientist crafts stunning visual art through chemistry.