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Twitter people are very upset about this. I, however, am chuckling.

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uncle roy doodle page

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Jamie being cute (2/?)

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And the crowd goes wild!!!

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Jamie is very upset by the comments about his hair online and starts feeling a little self conscious about his style. Not hugely so, it's not like he's crying and screaming and hates himself, he just sometimes feels like he's overdressed or the blond doesn't suit his face or his highlights are too thick or whatever. Like, normal thoughts everyone has.

However feeling insecure about his appearance in any capacity is completely foreign to Jamie, and so he thinks he's having delusions or is possibly like, possessed by a demon. He tries to talk to Roy about it. "This is going to sound completely mad but do you ever feel......nervous? about the way you look? Like you feel like people are looking at you but not in a good way? Like... I don't know how to explain it I don't know it's so fucking weird it's like I'm thinking about how I look.....but in a BAD way. am I cooked"

and Roy is like Did they just grow you in a lab to play football

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baby roy doodle

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Ted time!!!

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Jamie being cute (1/?)

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Possibly my most controversial ted lasso opinion is that I think Keeley is far more likely to get back together with Jamie immediately-post the finale than she is Roy. Now. Do I think those two would immediately be like, well. we are missing someone exactly Roy shaped (aka Roy himself) in this relationship? Yes! Definitely! However…

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Finally making fanart of them omfg they’re so silly

(facial studies below bc i only ever draw cartoon characters this was way too difficult)

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Oooh, yes, and can Eliot go undercover on the team as a player, 'cause you know he'd be really good at it, and can it be season 1 so that Jamie is threatened and jealous and mean about it, and Eliot has no patience for this diva (Roy is delighted), only Eliot discovers the truth about Jamie's dad and we all know how he feels abusive dads so...

i love leverage bc it’s so. crossoversble? you think of the story, i can tell you that there’s a team of thieves who are running a con in that ‘verse

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🎶jamie tartt🎶

🌹doo 🌹doo 🌹doo 🌹doo 🌹doo 🌹doo

Thank you my lovely friend! This is from the whump prompt fill for keep your eyes closed and takes place between 2.3 and 2.4.

Sam was unsure if it was the rain or an intentionally bad tackle, but the defender clipped Jamie’s feet from under him, the ball forgotten in his slide. Jamie rolled a few times before coming to rest on his side, clutching his knee with one hand in pain while his bicep pressed against his mouth in an attempt to keep from crying out. Sam had slid to Jamie’s side, rubbing his back as he motioned for the physios. Jamie vehemently opposed the suggestion of a stretcher, and instead, limped off the pitch supported by Sam and Isaac, the sharp intakes of breath at every step tearing through Sam’s soul.

Gently lowering his friend to a seat in the dugout, Sam ignored the voice in his head sounding suspiciously like Roy Kent reminded him how differently he and Jamie reacted when the other might have been hurt.

In situations like this, Sam preferred to be a goldfish.

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Me, a European without an eclipse to look at: i can look at this sun without sunglasses 🌞

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"I thought I'd nailed it, if I'm honest."

S17E02

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Do we think Jamie TedLasso makes the list of Most Fouled Players in the Premier League? On the one hand he’s talented at provoking fouls on purpose and is generally considered the star player so would be more marked regardless, on the other hand Total Football seems less conducive to that. And it amuses me both to imagine him sulking because he doesn’t make the list and being excited when he does.