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Honestly kind of want to nuke this blog and start anew. Kind of embarrassed with some of the stuff I liked and followed. And I don't even remember the login to my sfw alt, to be honest.

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Fine. I'll be making a few new blogs to hunker down into while I search for some place new. May give me a chance to play around with HTML/CSS/js again, at the very least.

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So you can transform anyone into anything?

Well... alright, since you're not going to be leaving my forest any time soon, I might as well tell you a secret. I can only transform organics. Y'know, like, plants, animals, mushrooms, the like. Metal and rock seem to block me. I could, however, transform someone into a crude facsimile of an inorganic object. Would you like to see for yourself?

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Most species looking for a mate: I need someone who is able to bear children and be able to provide nourishment for them.

Me: --Well first, they have to understand my Spongebob references.

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I think it's hilarious how Facebook is now advertising on Tumblr as if to say "Hey. Come over here." Lol, don't even try to pretend you're better.

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Just seeing if I got flagged.

Somebody tell me.

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As some of you beautiful humans are aware I hit 100 followers recently, and I wanna do a raffle for you, BECAUSE I’M SUCH A LOVELY PERSON.

TO ENTER.

1. Follow (I like gaining followers, get’s me aroused.)

2. Reblog this post (Reblogs mean I get more followers and we already discussed that)

3. Wait until the end of August (I’ve got a busy fuckin august and highly appreciate your dear patience)

(I don’t like to gloat but I’m giving away 200 dollars worth of art on this raffle, so if I don’t get famous I’m going to have words with you plebs, (I’m joking I love you all))

A FEW NOTES

I AM SHIT AT DRAWING ANIMALS, YES FURRIES THAT MEANS YOU. I can try, but I can’t compensate for both your disappointment and my embarrassment (I can draw tentacle monsters but that’s a different story))

I’d rather the sequence be male to female, not like male or female to fluffy animal, but again I will try if you are adamant but you have been warned. (I accept female to male)

I look forward to hearing from you.

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Bend Your Knees To The Brain Tease

Here’s my new video starring Feargrants character (also featuring Penrose and Conway as the archaeologists)

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i know you wanna see me competley nude, and you can! 😍 😘

check out my Private Blog for the naughty videos!

www.JustRandalin.com

Snapchat: LoveRandalin

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PLEASE UNMUTE THIS. PLEASE. 

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Locals in Kyoto got a shock in 2009 when what looked like a RIVER MONSTER climbed out of the water! This is actually a 105cm long giant salamander. Law enforcement were called, and the salamander was eventually released unharmed upstream in a less populated area. Giant salamanders can grow to 150cm long and weigh 20kg. (Source)

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⪧  vulptex (pl. vulptices)

“The idea is that these wonderful sort of feral creatures had lived on this planet (Crait) and had consumed the planet’s surface, and as such had become crystalline. They live within the burrows and within the tunnels beneath the planet,” Neal Scanlan, head of the Star Wars creature shop, says. “So there is a time where their ability to shine within the darkness, should provide a guiding light to our heroes.”

The creatures were designed by Aaron McBride and Pablo Hidalgo came up with their name from the Latin word for fox, and the name of the fox genus, vulpes and vertices (singular: vertex), or the corners of any polyhedron, a shape assimilated with crystals.

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✨Lashes✨

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Horror Musical Instrument

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This is... weirdly nice. It’s so tacky when it’s tiled over and over, but on it’s own, it works quite well.

there is honestly nothing more gorgeously tacky than bowling alley carpet