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[theultimatedib]

BOO!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

You scared me... I didn't like that... this deserves revenge...

Y E E T ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

[theultimatedib]

I've been inactive, haven't I? Well, let's fix that!!! This is a crab with a gun. If you can survive a confrontation with him, you win 1,000,000,000 locusts (my favorite food) and 13 skibillion skin flakes I collected from a subway station over the past 15 years.

H A V E F U N ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

[theultimatedib]

*sigh* I'm turning anon asks back on for all of my blogs, however I still will not accept asks with media in case of something like a raid.

Go on now, spam my inbox PLEASE I CRAVE INTERACTION

[theultimatedib]

(this is from my side blog, @hollow-invader-zim )

Hai!!!! do yous know where my dibby is?

No idea, sorry darling. :c

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I've become to used to eating locusts, I suppose I've grown to love them.

//what does it say about me that I actually want to eat a bug

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Oh, thank you darling... you've already helped a lot, trust me. Yes, I'm sure I'll feel better soon...

Also, apparently your Zim's attempt at destroying the other timelines failed... they seem to still exist, in fact they seem to exist in their original state...

I figured you should know this, since my days of extermination Irkens is over. Heh, maybe they're not so bad anyway? What am I saying? am I going crazy?

(@theultimatedib) Well, well, well, less superior me... we meet again~ I've escaped from the void, and... wow, has the world always been this stupid? Have infomercials always been this pathetic?

Ah, I got sidetracked didn't I? Well, darling, I've come to ask... how goes it in your admittedly, quite strange timeline? Because I'm here to stay.

It was going fairly good until YOU showed up. Please don't tell me you're ACTUALLY considering to stay, why?? If you hate this world and timeline so much why are you gonna stay? Plus I just don't wanna deal with you like at all

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Thank you... I don't intend to get in the middle of your stuff, I just... I miss my family, okay? I really miss them and I hate myself more every day for what happened...

Here *he hands him a totally not stolen snack* you like these, right? I can't pay rent, so hopefully this is enough for a thank you.

(@theultimatedib) Well, well, well, less superior me... we meet again~ I've escaped from the void, and... wow, has the world always been this stupid? Have infomercials always been this pathetic?

Ah, I got sidetracked didn't I? Well, darling, I've come to ask... how goes it in your admittedly, quite strange timeline? Because I'm here to stay.

It was going fairly good until YOU showed up. Please don't tell me you're ACTUALLY considering to stay, why?? If you hate this world and timeline so much why are you gonna stay? Plus I just don't wanna deal with you like at all

[theultimatedib]

Ahhh, I see you still hold a grudge, yes? Well, I've decided to stay because... *sigh* admittedly, I fucked up. I ruined my own damned timeline, and unintentionally killed everyone I love... my family, my friends... everyone...

I suppose I just want to live a normal life at this point, maybe make a few friends, the works... I just don't want to be alone anymore. I'll leave everything in this timeline as it is, in turn for some good company and something to eat other than locusts (though I donlcoe them) and leftover ration cubes. But, there's a catch. I need a place to stay. And that's where I start bugging you~

(@theultimatedib) Well, well, well, less superior me... we meet again~ I've escaped from the void, and... wow, has the world always been this stupid? Have infomercials always been this pathetic?

Ah, I got sidetracked didn't I? Well, darling, I've come to ask... how goes it in your admittedly, quite strange timeline? Because I'm here to stay.

It was going fairly good until YOU showed up. Please don't tell me you're ACTUALLY considering to stay, why?? If you hate this world and timeline so much why are you gonna stay? Plus I just don't wanna deal with you like at all

[theultimatedib]

Things have been so different after escaping the void... Did olive loaf always taste THIS bad???

[theultimatedib]

💚🖤🩷 Welcome to the Void🩷🖤💚

Hi, I'm Zim, the author of this blog! My pronouns are She/Her! If you want, you can check out my main blog @zimthesilly, my AU blog @izmultiversesofdoomau, or my other rp blogs @thelovelynumber2, @zimlovesfundip, @welcometomycompetitioncalledone, @witheredandwasted! Before you get to reading this, I would like to make it clear that I am an ADULT! I may post about adult themes, however I will always censor them so that my blog can remain safe for minors who may see or interact with it. So, please take that with a grain of salt. Thank you!

This is based on my own personal AU, so Zib will likely be astronomically out of character (I roleplay him like Mettaton for some stupid reason 😭). He is a fabulous, 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 bitch ok?

I may post about themes that may make some people uncomfortable, this includes trauma dumping, mild sexual themes (usually as a joke), use of drugs and alcohol (I drunk post a lot anyway), and Za2R. If any of that makes you uncomfortable, please just block me instead of starting a stupid drama.

If you try to start a drama with me, I will block you with no hesitation or warning. I don't care what your reason is, I take no exception to unnecessary drama. Constructive criticism is fine, but I will refuse to get into any kind of argument.

Please feel free to flood me with tons of stupid asks (on this blog, or any of my others including my main!!!), I love answering your silly asks and getting any kind of human interaction!!!

Anon asks are turned back on, however I will not accept asks with media in case of something like a raid. Thank you for understanding!

DO NOT INTERACT WITH @/ATCERULEAN!!!!