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I love that Phil's excuse for getting to wear this shirt after killing all of Dan's houseplants is that he was actually in a BDSM relationship with Dan's plants and daddy dommed them to death by not watering them.

I guess the plants forgot their safeword 🥀

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I know this is f-ed up for me to even point out, but if Dan and Phil got their names hyphenated, aka Howell-Lester, their surname would almost sound like a synonym for a werewolf furry.

Which would be fitting.

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Best RPF Ship - FINAL!

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it’s so funny how people just won’t use the word phannie. in the rpf tournament i’ve seen people use terms like “phan stans” “phan supporters” and other such generic terms as we sweep the polls. we’re called phannies. yes like the pussy. how do you expect to win an rpf poll if you can’t even deal with that level of cringe

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has this been done yet

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CONGRATULATIONS TO THE WINNERS OF RPF…….PHAN!!!

Dan and Phil, fans of Dan and Phil, I hereby announce you as the inaugural winners of what I am dubbing…The Phanley Cup 🙂‍↕️

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Did Jesus survive bleeding out of his ass? Jesus didn't even survive bleeding out on the cross.

Did Jesus hear the cries of Jedus shippers and decide to return a second time in order to reblog the rpf tourney? Jesus could never.

I think we all know who the real miracle workers are, who our true saviors are, and who ultimately deserves to win this tourney at the end of the day.

Ph'amen and Ph'od bless 🙏