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Things I would suck on

Credit pandora-the-changeling

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Can you do bellroc x reader who likes to cuddle them for warmth

"What are you doing?" Bellroc questions as your arms wrap around them. Your careful to avoid their second pair of eyes and the mouth on their stomach as you cuddle close. Bellroc pauses as you simply hum in response to their question. They hand your hands that are resting across their chest before pausing. Your hands were cold. "Your cold?" They ask gently. You hum again nuzzling their feathery cloak just wanting to be close to your beloved.

Bellroc chuckles before turning to face you. Their gray hands gently cup your face and they tilt their head up to shift their skull mask. Kissing your forehead the mask slips back in place as they make their hands glow with soothing light. Warmth floods your body from their magic and the act of affection.

"That feels nice." You say honestly and Bellroc shakes their head before they pull you close tucking you under their chin.

"Most humans are warm. You are such an anaomly." They tease but you don't mind as you snuggle closer feeling their bandaged arms encase you before they shift their cloak to cover you.

Letting them hold you, you smile. With Bellroc for cuddles you'd never be cold again.

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your strickler is too cute, please stop! nokeepgoingoneverythingtrollhunterthankyou hisfacebeingchokeholdHA

he deserves a second chokehold

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So when will the fix it fics be released 😭😭😭😭

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A scene from my friends Creepypasta AU!! <3 Sketch is mine

Her tumblr: @project-rosewood-476

Her Quotev: Trinity55080

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Ok this is way to cute not to share

@ladynoirjuly Day 6: Clown

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Reblog if you are bisexual, pansexual, or asexual, if you support bisexuals, pansexuals, and asexuals, or

There’s no third, funny option, just the first two because it’s good to just support people because they deserve support.

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As usual

don’t claim as own

You can share this privately to friends

You can repost just give credit

If you see this anywhere else just message me about it and I will confirm it was a account of mine or not

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https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMe3D3F2w/

A Doby cosplay that I did a few days ago

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The assassin you sent after me is part of my found family now

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I just finished writing my first ever Creepypasta story !!!! Took me a entire year to write it you all should check it out !!!

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Drunk Dialogue

“Be warned, I am drinking.”

“I just played twinkle twinkle little star on my ukulele, I am truly the next Mozart.”

“Talent. I am the next Mozart—and I don't care what anyone says against me.”

“Hello, hello. Yes, I am back.”

“Is it..? I–it is still recording.”

“Anyday now. Anyday now.”

“No. I don't like that one.”

“Talent! I'm a musical genius truly!”

“—oh my god I should play you my other one!”

“Wait one second I need my potnoodle fi–no I need alcohol break– one second, sorry.”

“Okay–okay–okay. Yes I'm back.”

“Hello [Name]! Hi. Nice talkin' to you buddy!”

“Where's [Name], where's [Name], where's [Name], where's [Name]?”

“Good good [Name] good good.”

“Actually–sighs”

“Come on, come on, come on!”

“Bruh, where is she?”

“Noo. Noooo. Noooooo. Noooooooooo.”

“It's just you and me.”

“Ah yes that's good.”

“It's started aawoo~!”

“Oh hey she's alive, what the fuck!”

“I love you [Name] , I love you [Name] , I love you—”

“Bruh, that bitch.”

“You should be sorry.”

“If it says red I'm disowning it.”

“Oh god I got the big wine glass, why would I do this to myself?”

“Tell me how tall I am.”

“God that wine was so good. It tasted like summer. And it was sweet too.”

“Ugh now I have this trash wine.”

“Oh yeah–oh yeah! I did that when I was coming off alcohol.”

“Wait. Was I even drunk? I can't even remember...”

“Oi, I'm tryna spank child here!”

“But I'll drink it anyways.”

“I'm tryna smack the child and it's not doing anything.”

“I'm the victim here.”

“What do you mean 'hi'?”

“Oh, I am here.”

“Where am I, the fuck?”

“Uhh—wait—ummm...”

“Why you laughing? It's very serious.”

“Don't look! Oh my god, I'm shy. It's part of my character.”

“I'm taking my first sip cause I can't do this.”

“One second, one second, one second—”

“Don't look at me, ever.”

“There's a chicken. It's fucking looking at me.”

“Why would you say that when I—”

“I mean, nooo, I am so hurt! The emotion right now.”

“Quesadilla, how do you spell quesadilla.”

“I miss you luigi...”

“Augh, you're giving me flashbacks...”

“Oh my god there's a corpse, thing, here.”

“Pew pew, pew pew!”

“I can't—oh I did it.”

“Oh? It sounds like someone was caught?”

“Ohh, my friends.”

“She's dead! Look at her she's a ghost!”

“I'm crying right now.”

“Elsa? Elsa! It is Elsa!”

“Ugh—I can't speak.”

“Oh my god. They hate me! What the fuck!”

“You are Satan, [Name] said it once and they were right.”

“Sksks with me!”

“Meow meow,”

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Who wants prompts I wrote while drunk (and edited hungover?)

You don’t? Well you are going to get them!

I’m hiding like a bitch. Wanna be bitch with me?

I don’t understand spoons? How can I be upside down? 

In about two hours I will be too intoxicated to remember this even happening, so I’m not too concerned.

Sometimes people won’t never adjust to changes.

Stop stuffing your stuff in my suitcase, I need it too!

You are the only allowed in my apartment and even you will lose your apartment privileged if you won’t quit it.

“We are the two responsible adults in this sea of children.“ “I know, and alcohol is not going to help us now.”

I’ve spent far too long doing this makeup to start crying right now.

“What, you don’t like my majestic beard?“ “I want to burn that animal off your face.“

I mean life is full of surprises. You could find the love of your life tomorrow, but you could also wake up bald.

This is vodka. It warms my heart.

Remember who your friend is. I made you food yesterday.

Is there anyone brave enough to risk getting paralyzed for this?

“You don’t trust her?” “Our friendship is purely built on lies, I second guess everything she says.”

I know I lie a lot but I’m telling the truth this time!

Just me, you and homicidal maniac

At least have the common courtesy to apologise if you hit somebody in your rolling chair race! 

I have changed my password twelve times in a week, why does my brain not work!

“I’m gonna get drunk tonight, does somebody babysit me?” “You ain’t my problem to deal with.“

What counts as a sexy bra? Because I think my Walking Dead bra is very sexy.

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Writing Prompt: Dialogue

“No! Did he get stabbed?! I couldn’t see!” “No, no he grabbed it. He can do this-he can win!”

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Which member of your OTP:

1. Acts like they’re dying when they have a cold. 2. Gets mad at the TV and throws the remote. 3. Gets the worst road rage. 4. Spends too much time in the bathroom on their phone. 5. Packs the whole closet for an overnight trip. 6. Hates the in-laws. 7. Hits the snooze button…11 times. 8. Makes the other late for work. 9. Uses the television as a babysitter. 10. Takes in the stray dog. 11. Suggests a 3am trip to McDonald’s. 12. Leaves their shoes out for the other to trip over. 13. Can’t make up their mind when it comes to dinner. 14. Needs to be reminded of all their appointments. 15. Bribes the other into doing chores, getting out of the house…and taking a shower. 16. Picks the movies. 17. Takes the safety steps when building a pillow fort. 18. Kisses the other’s injuries better. 19. Is addicted to angry birds, game of war, candy crush, temple run, or flappy bird. 20. Kills the spiders. 21. Hogs the blankets. 22. Takes pranks too far. 23. Makes the dirty jokes. 24. Keeps a piggy bank. 25. Has no problem having ice cream for breakfast. 26. Gets a tattoo when they’re drunk. 27. Trips over their own feet. 28. Makes the other go for a walk. 29. Whines until they get what they want. 30. Tries to act tough but really isn’t. 31. Talks the most, says the least. 32. Talks the least, says the most.

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Otp Questions

Who offers their jacket when the other is cold?

Who giggles uncontrollably when the other playfully picks them up?

Who compliments the other in front of everyone?

Who is more likely to tell the other a pun and what is the other’s reaction to the pun?

When one of them has a bad day, what does the other do to help cheer them up?

If they got to pick what one another wears for a day, what would one another wear?“

Who introduces their partner to their family first? How does it go?

In a coffee shop AU, who would be the coffee shop employee and who would be the customer?

When they sit side by side, do they touch one another? For example, does one person has their arm around the other, do they sit holding hands, or linked arms, ECT.

What is a small thing that one another does to make their partner happy?

What would they do to celebrate their one year anniversary?

When did they know that loved each other, and when did they first tell each other that they loved one another?

Who likes to give the other hugs from behind followed by a kiss?

Who would make a playlist for the other person? What would be featured on the playlist?

Who would bring their partner on a romantic date under the stars?

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dialogue prompts that really butter my eggroll

”Wait, when did I take off my clothes?” 

“I am fully convinced you never graduated kindergarden.” 

“Was there a scuffle?” 

“I’m not here, actually, this is a projection from… Mars… I moved there recently.” 

“This is going to sound controversial, but I think that went well.”

“You have no idea how to make a toast?!”

 “I haven’t showered in four days.” 

“Tell them how you screwed up.”

“Until the day you learn how to start a normal conversation, I will have to be there to fix the messes you make.” 

“You’re more zombie than human.” 

“I don’t know what the question was but without a doubt my answer is ‘I don’t know’.” 

“We settle this the old fashion way, like real men: dance off.” 

“Try not to gasp.”

“Well this just scrambles my eggs.”

“Look, I’m not the brightest tool in the… toolbox.”

“Am I doing it right?“

“I am the backbone of this household.”

”With all due respect, I’m going to ignore everything you just said.”

“You killed my box!”

“You have the audacity to wake me up but not actually die.”

“This is pretty funny, though.”

“That’s because of my complete and utter failure of being a well-mannered, functioning member of society.”

“No forts without me!”

“You got me detective… looks like I’m going to liars jail.”

“I have one speed: none.”

“You did this! You’re still doing it!”

“Don’t make it weird!”