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thewhumpyprintingpress · 7 days ago
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Showstopper is Out Now!
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Showstopper by Rae Ellis aka @painsandconfusion is now available!
Darian Shah is an FBI agent in the Behavioral Analysis Unit who has been tasked with tracking down a prolific serial killer. The killer, nicknamed “Showstopper,” makes videos of each victim’s death. As Darian analyzes this killer through the videos they leave, he finds himself drawn further and further into infatuation, then obsession. Show is a criminal, but they’re a criminal with style. And it turns out that Show has an obsession of their own. It’s a game of cat and mouse, but who exactly is the mouse?
This is the seventh book in the 12 Months of Whump series. Each month in 2025, look out for a new whumpy book!
Both the paperback and ebook are available now! You can grab a copy here.
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thewhumpyprintingpress · 8 days ago
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Showstopper is Out Now!
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Showstopper by Rae Ellis aka @painsandconfusion is now available!
Darian Shah is an FBI agent in the Behavioral Analysis Unit who has been tasked with tracking down a prolific serial killer. The killer, nicknamed “Showstopper,” makes videos of each victim’s death. As Darian analyzes this killer through the videos they leave, he finds himself drawn further and further into infatuation, then obsession. Show is a criminal, but they’re a criminal with style. And it turns out that Show has an obsession of their own. It’s a game of cat and mouse, but who exactly is the mouse?
This is the seventh book in the 12 Months of Whump series. Each month in 2025, look out for a new whumpy book!
Both the paperback and ebook are available now! You can grab a copy here.
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thewhumpyprintingpress · 8 days ago
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Just curious, how many submissions have there been for the 2026 Whumpy Books? It's such a cool idea and all the books that have come out this year look amazing!
We've had five submissions so far :)
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thewhumpyprintingpress · 1 month ago
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Download a free 12 Months of Whump Sampler!
We're halfway through 12 Months of Whump! To celebrate, we’re offering a free sampler over on our ko-fi. This ebook contains the first chapter and content warnings for each of the January-June novellas. Within these pages you'll find demons, monster hunters, dragons, pirates, rotten-apple-scented felines, and dinosaurs. And hopefully whumperflies.
The sampler is completely free to download, but if you would like to make a donation, any funds raised will go towards paying our cover artist and editor!
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thewhumpyprintingpress · 1 month ago
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Deepest Canyon is Out Now!
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Sunny, a scrapper and her father’s daughter till the end, has held a secret in her teeth so long she’s worried her jaw might just snap. She’ll be alright if she can fulfill her father’s dying wish— that is, if she can make it that far.
Shui, yet another bandit out in the Wastes, has lived a kicked-dog life so long he can no longer see beyond the boot. Between an employer who only sees him as fodder and a boss that only sees him as trouble, the boot’s coming down one way or the other.
Xal, a wandering gunslinger, should be dead— but that ain’t nothing new.
It’s a fight for survival down in the derelict depths of an abandoned ‘Fore-Folk lab, between the horrid technology of the past, the pack of bandits pointing guns at Sunny and Xal, and the ghosts haunting the very environment they’re in— and if none of those do them in, the secrets held between them just might.
This is the sixth book in the 12 Months of Whump series. Each month in 2025, look out for a new standalone whumpy book!
Grab your copy here!
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thewhumpyprintingpress · 1 month ago
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If you can’t wait to read this book, you can download the first chapter for free over on the author’s itch.io! While you’re there check out “The Well,” a free short story set in the Starslinger world and featuring the mysterious gunslinger Xal.
Deepest Canyon: A Starslinger Tale Cover Reveal
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We are ecstatic to reveal the cover for Deepest Canyon: A Starslinger Tale by Kras Nebula aka @scrawlingmouse!
Sunny, a scrapper and her father’s daughter till the end, has held a secret in her teeth so long she’s worried her jaw might just snap. She’ll be alright if she can fulfill her father’s dying wish— that is, if she can make it that far. Shui, yet another bandit out in the Wastes, has lived a kicked-dog life so long he can no longer see beyond the boot. Between an employer who only sees him as fodder and a boss that only sees him as trouble, the boot’s coming down one way or the other. Xal, a wandering gunslinger, should be dead— but that ain’t nothing new. It’s a fight for survival down in the derelict depths of an abandoned ‘Fore-Folk lab, between the horrid technology of the past, the pack of bandits pointing guns at Sunny and Xal, and the ghosts haunting the very environment they’re in— and if none of those do them in, the secrets held between them just might. This is the sixth book in the 12 Months of Whump series. Each month in 2025, look out for a new standalone whumpy book!
Deepest Canyon is part of the Starslinger Tales, a collection of short stories and novellas taking place in a weird west post-apocalyptic setting, hundreds of years after a magical cataclysm destroyed the people who came before. These stories center around the folks who've been surviving since: farmers, mediums, doppelgangers, ghosts. Y'know, regular folk and the dinosaurs they ride, living in the shadows of the ruins the 'Fore Folks left behind.
Each story is written to be self contained, so Deepest Canyon is a great place to start!
Deepest Canyon releases on June 3, 2025. Preorder your copy here!
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thewhumpyprintingpress · 2 months ago
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Slush Readers Wanted!
On the topic of High Stakes and Bloody Business, we’ve received 50 story submissions so far and 37 of those still need to be read and evaluated. I’m expecting a lot more submissions to come in over the next couple months, and the slush pile is already much more than I can tackle on my own. So, I’m opening up an application for volunteer slush pile readers! Slush reader positions are low-key, low time commitment volunteer opportunities that let you read and evaluate manuscripts for publication. You can apply here. If you apply, expect to hear from me in early June!
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thewhumpyprintingpress · 2 months ago
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Deepest Canyon: A Starslinger Tale Cover Reveal
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We are ecstatic to reveal the cover for Deepest Canyon: A Starslinger Tale by Kras Nebula aka @scrawlingmouse!
Sunny, a scrapper and her father’s daughter till the end, has held a secret in her teeth so long she’s worried her jaw might just snap. She’ll be alright if she can fulfill her father’s dying wish— that is, if she can make it that far. Shui, yet another bandit out in the Wastes, has lived a kicked-dog life so long he can no longer see beyond the boot. Between an employer who only sees him as fodder and a boss that only sees him as trouble, the boot’s coming down one way or the other. Xal, a wandering gunslinger, should be dead— but that ain’t nothing new. It’s a fight for survival down in the derelict depths of an abandoned ‘Fore-Folk lab, between the horrid technology of the past, the pack of bandits pointing guns at Sunny and Xal, and the ghosts haunting the very environment they’re in— and if none of those do them in, the secrets held between them just might. This is the sixth book in the 12 Months of Whump series. Each month in 2025, look out for a new standalone whumpy book!
Deepest Canyon is part of the Starslinger Tales, a collection of short stories and novellas taking place in a weird west post-apocalyptic setting, hundreds of years after a magical cataclysm destroyed the people who came before. These stories center around the folks who've been surviving since: farmers, mediums, doppelgangers, ghosts. Y'know, regular folk and the dinosaurs they ride, living in the shadows of the ruins the 'Fore Folks left behind.
Each story is written to be self contained, so Deepest Canyon is a great place to start!
Deepest Canyon releases on June 3, 2025. Preorder your copy here!
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thewhumpyprintingpress · 2 months ago
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Magnanimous Moonrise and Savage Sunset by @not-a-space-alien is now available in paperback!
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In this unique dueling story structure, the same events are described from two different perspectives.   Savage Sunset: Alexis and Ariana are partners and vampire hunters, trying to protect as many people as they can from the horrors of a world where vampires see humans as cattle, fair game for being snatched up and taken home as food.  Magnanimous Moonrise: Valen is a vampire on a mission…one which unfortunately puts him at odds with vampire hunters, who aren’t happy about such a creature being so deep within their territory. 
The paperback is a tête-bêche (double sided), so you can read Savage Sunset, then flip over the book to read Magnanimous Moonrise! The only difference between this paperback and the special edition we offered via Backerkit is that this paperback has a barcode on the back (see below). You can order it from your preferred retailer here!
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thewhumpyprintingpress · 2 months ago
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What kinds of stories (ie. dynamics, topics, themes) can we expect from the vampire anthology, considering the stories you've already approved? (If you have approved any. I'm just assuming you have since you mentioned sending rejections in your newsletter!)
We've accepted a variety of stories! Lots of misunderstood vampire whumpees, some bloodbag/thrall type whumpees, and a lot of twists and turns and ambiguous endings.
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thewhumpyprintingpress · 2 months ago
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All your books look so good! I found the ebook bundle on your ko-fi, but I was wondering if there was any way to get a bundle with just everything you've published so far - novellas, anthologies, and all? No worries if not, I'll just have to buy them individually :)
Hello! I've updated our whumpy ebook bundle on our ko-fi so that it includes all books published by WPP from our founding in 2022 until the end of 2024. Books included in the bundle:
ABCs of Whump - Zine
Bloodbag - Novella
Cry of Fangs - Novel
Hurt and Comfort - Anthology
Once Upon a Blade - Anthology
The Whumpboratory - Anthology
For the 12 Months of Whump novellas and other novels, you can grab them from your preferred ebook retailer (though we recommend Smashwords!)
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thewhumpyprintingpress · 2 months ago
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Creatures From the Caldera is Out Now!
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Happy Release Day to Creatures From the Caldera by A.E. Pillow!
Only misfits are stationed at the Caldera. Nothing ever happens there, so there’s nothing a few weird guards can mess up. But that all changes after an earthquake unleashes a swarm of deadly creatures. As the danger mounts, Ivy, Calla, and Zero must find a way to survive. Before the creatures get them.  This is the fifth book in the 12 Months of Whump series. Each month in 2025, look out for a new standalone whumpy book!
Grab your copy here!
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thewhumpyprintingpress · 3 months ago
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Creatures From the Caldera Cover Reveal!
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We're ecstatic to reveal the cover of the May 12 Months of Whump novella, Creatures From the Caldera, by @nature-wants-you-dead!
Only misfits are stationed at the Caldera. Nothing ever happens there, so there’s nothing a few weird guards can mess up. But that all changes after an earthquake unleashes a swarm of deadly creatures. As the danger mounts, Ivy, Calla, and Zero must find a way to survive. Before the creatures get them.  This is the fifth book in the 12 Months of Whump series. Each month in 2025, look out for a new standalone whumpy book!
Creatures From the Caldera releases on May 6! If you like environmental whump, caves (!), and/or whump with a side of sapphic yearning, you don't want to miss this one. You can preorder a copy here!
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thewhumpyprintingpress · 3 months ago
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Creatures From the Caldera Cover Reveal!
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We're ecstatic to reveal the cover of the May 12 Months of Whump novella, Creatures From the Caldera, by @nature-wants-you-dead!
Only misfits are stationed at the Caldera. Nothing ever happens there, so there’s nothing a few weird guards can mess up. But that all changes after an earthquake unleashes a swarm of deadly creatures. As the danger mounts, Ivy, Calla, and Zero must find a way to survive. Before the creatures get them.  This is the fifth book in the 12 Months of Whump series. Each month in 2025, look out for a new standalone whumpy book!
Creatures From the Caldera releases on May 6! If you like environmental whump, caves (!), and/or whump with a side of sapphic yearning, you don't want to miss this one. You can preorder a copy here!
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thewhumpyprintingpress · 3 months ago
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I really hope this doesn't come across as rude, but I couldn't see anything about a GenAI policy on your site? Generally, it seems small presses are against it, but unfortunately I've come across a few who allow it for either writing or cover art. Would love to know your thoughts. Thank you! :)
We have a strict anti-gen AI policy. Generative AI may not be used to partially or completely produce writing or art for any WPP project. Authors/Artists who violate this policy will be blacklisted from all future WPP projects. 
I'll make sure to add this to our website!
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thewhumpyprintingpress · 3 months ago
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This blog focuses on anthologies, zines, magazines, and other writing-based projects.
This blog is run by Vanessa.
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thewhumpyprintingpress · 3 months ago
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Never, Never is out now!
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Never, Never by Callie Taylor, aka @befuddled-calico-whump
James has lost his ship and crew to Peter, his first mate. Now he’s forced to play Peter’s games. And Peter’s games are bloody. This retelling of Peter Pan flips the classic story on its head and asks the question: what if Peter Pan was the bad guy?  This is the fourth book in the 12 Months of Whump series. Each month in 2025, look out for a new standalone whumpy book!
Grab your copy here!
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